Pence Vows U.S Will Return To Hollywood Set Of Original Moon Landing Shoot

Tweet Tower—In what many are calling a major gaffe, Vice President Mike Pence has all but confirmed that the original moon landing in 1969 never actually happened. Pence announced that NASA would return to the set of the original moon landing, which he said, “Occurred in a back lot of Paramount Studios, just east of the commissary.” The Vice President went on to say, “This mission is exciting because it’s in line with our own budget projections for research & development, aka we don’t have one so we can just use petty cash.”

Many believe the Vice President’s remarks add credence to the theory that the Apollo 11 moon landing was an elaborate Hoax, filmed on Earth and choreographed by director Stanley Kubrick. Conspiracy theorists point to several other anomalies, like how astronaut Michael Collins was pulled over for erratically driving the lunar rover on Rodeo Drive at the same time the Apollo 11 crew was allegedly returning from the moon. The lunar rover was a prop not used until 1971, but Buzz Aldrin claims it would have been used sooner, “If Collins hadn’t wrapped the damn thing around a fire hydrant.”

Neil Armstrong also slipped up once at a party in 1978, where he said, “Moon pies are not from the moon, and I should know because …oh, crap! That’s right, it was all faked! F**k!”

NASA has refused to comment on the matter, but those close to the space administration claim it believes, “It’s all ‘Fake News’ and we’re still thrilled with all the extra funding, the new mission to the moon, and that whacked out Space Force stuff …fine, it was all faked. Damn you, Daily Discord.com! F**k!”

 

 

 

 

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Mick Zano

Mick Zano

Mick Zano is the Head Comedy Writer and co-founder of The Daily Discord. He is the Captain of team Search Truth Quest and is currently part of the Witness Protection Program. He is being strongly advised to stop talking any further about this, right now, and would like to add that he is in no way affiliated with the Gambinonali crime family. 

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