Philadelphia, PA—The Daily Discord editing crew continues to be derailed by Microsoft Word 2007. Actually, they’re derailed by any number of things—an extreme lack of competence comes to mind. Fools! Please send all submission in 1997-2003 format, under pain of death. When the last document from Dave Atsals arrived, but would not open properly, this is what they did (see below). They actually edited the dingbats! Bad enough they have to edit the contributors, who are arguably dingbats. If anyone is looking for an editing job at the Discord, if you can successfully hit the Contact Us button, you’re hired.
Oh, and on a side note, if you want to email the Ghetto Shaman, don’t call him names. It’s actually his job to call you names, “bitches!” That’s a quote, people. As a business man, I would never call any of you bitches. Also, on all submissions please at least include your first name, last initial, and town/state. 16 cent and Flav7 just isn’t cutting it. The Shaman expects, neigh, the Shaman demands some context so he can go do that voodoo that he does so well, bitches. Ooops. That was mine, but it just slipped out. Honest.