Philadelphia, PA—The Daily Discord is proud to announce it has ranked itself the best website on the internet in 2010. After some serious scrutiny, the staff unanimously decided they were best in all 247 pre-established categories.
“The naming of the Daily Discord as #1 is an honor of historical importance,” stated CEO Pierce Winslow.
Mr. Winslow made the trip from Philadelphia to Williamsport, PA last weekend to accept the foam finger award from the Ghetto Shaman. The Shaman, however, misunderstood the whole foam finger award thingie and has “since been fired,” added Winslow.
“We are happy to have won the foam finger,” said Discord reporter, Cokie McGrath. “I deserve some kudos for working with these f#%@ing jerks for the last two years.”
The Crank told reporters, “I AM REALLY PROUD OF MYSELF!!” Strangely, he even talks in capital letter sentences.
“This is an amazing accomplishment,” said ‘Vegas Great’ Bald Tony. “I am just surprised this is the first year we won.”
Later in the interview, Tony admitted to voting for http://www.gotahoe.com last year.
“It’s about going to Tahoe,” added Tony. “I love Tahoe…what the hell did you think it meant?”