Sarah Palin and her family have pulled out of Dodge and have taken their One Nation bus tour back to the frozen north. She told the press today, “Progress against progressives has been made.” She is still leaving behind areas along the coasts that remain “safe harbors for liberal thought.”
“This isn’t over by a long shot,” said Palin, who then made several other gun references not meant to be taken literally.
Palin’s bus tour exit strategy involved taking route 90 West all the way to 5 North and then on through enemy socialist territory before arriving back in real America. Palin denies living north of the Land of Misfit Toys and refused to answer any more of the Discord’s questions.
Palin claims to have ended the bus tour after being selected for jury duty. Critics argue this proves she is not smart enough to get out of jury duty. When questioned about the recent poll showing how 7 out of 10 Americans feel Palin’s bus tour is heading in the wrong direction, Palin spewed more of those gun references.