Ask The Ghetto Shaman

Ask The Ghetto Shaman

Dear Ghetto Shaman,

Is Cokie McGrath single?

Dave Atsals

Discord Contributor

Dear Dave,

She’s a coworker, Dave! It’s unthinkable! Besides, Cokie is having a torrid affair with our CEO, Pierce Winslow. He makes her do things on the casting couch…it’s really terrible.  I am soooo deleting that video he sent me….Tomorrow.  Really, tomorrow.

The Ghetto Shaman

P.S. Kidding, she likes chicks. I am soooo deleting that video she sent me. Tomorrow, really.

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Mick Zano

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