Dumb Texts

This page is dedicated to the non stop dumb ass texts that are exchanged regularly between Discord Staff. Each week we pick our favorite to share with our four fans.

Flagstaff’s Brew Ha-Ha Gets the Last Laugh

Posted: February 20, 2012

After the Made in the Shade incident, I swore I would never cover another brew festival again. I made this proclamation to my wife the next day, or maybe she told me. Well, the beauty of being me is no longer being burdened with any long or short term memory whatsoever. And, in retrospect, maybe I shouldn’t have gone to that second party afterward.

Top Ten Fictitious Drinks and Places to Enjoy Them

Posted: January 8, 2009

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster – The Restaurant and the End of the Universe
Fudd– The Beer & Brawl, Spittle County
Moloko– Korovs Milk Bar (for all your ultra-violence needs)

Is Craft Beer Bad For Your Sex Life? Those Craft Brew Beer Fart Blues

Posted: August 20, 2015

As the number of craft breweries in the U.S. climbs to 3,500, psychologists are taking note of a developing phenomenon. Studies suggest craft beer drinkers are having less sex. Mick Zano may hold to his man-boob phytoestrogen theory, here, but I think there’s something else lingering in the air. (Visited 475 times, 1 visits today)