Our Obama Wish List: Please Restore…

  1. My 401K
  2. My House
  3. The Constitution
  4. The Bill of Rights
  5. The Justice Department
  6. U.S. Torture Policies
  7. The Global Market
  8. The Arctic Ice Shelf
  9. Our VP office (preferably someone not perverted by a Sith Lord)
  10. Oh, and lose Fascism, but please stop before you hit Socialism

You have six months, bitch.

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Mick Zano

Mick Zano

Mick Zano is the Head Comedy Writer and co-founder of The Daily Discord. He is the Captain of team Search Truth Quest and is currently part of the Witness Protection Program. He is being strongly advised to stop talking any further about this, right now, and would like to add that he is in no way affiliated with the Gambinonali crime family.