Did the people of California actually vote for Pelosi and Feinstein? God, I hope our democracy is just hopelessly broken. Someone rigged the election, yeah, that’s it. A good old fashioned election rigging would restore my faith in the…ahhh, broken system.
I make a motion we have all Pelosi voters deported. She scares the shit out of me. She has six brain cells and all of them on the far left side of her fucking gourd. Not to be outdone, Diane Feinstein deserves the new Stoopid Bitch of the Month award. Feinstein may be the only vertebrate organism eyeing Pelosi’s six neurons longingly. Oh, wait she’s also a Democrat…never mind (someone please edit out the word vertebrate).
After Obama made such a big deal of alternative energy, Feinstein wants so stop solar and wind farms in the Mojave Desert. THE MOJAVE DESERT!! She said it will spoil the pristine desert. What a maroon.
Even Ahnold said “if not in duh desuht, den vhere de hell vould you put dem?”
I know where I would put dem, bitch, or maybe shove dem is more like it, you damn demented Dem dame.
Hey, how about we bring another power line from Arizona through the desert, so the residents of California can feel “environmental” while still heating their fucking pools. I’m SO tired of NIMBY from these Califuckheads. My spell check is not recognizing Califuckheads. Fucking Microsoft. You’re not familiar with NIMBY? From my perspective it stands for: Not In My Backside Y’all.
California steals Arizona’s water and power, as they sit on the shores of the world’s largest ocean? Why don’t you do what the Arabs have been doing for decades? …no, not fuck with the Jews. Focus people! I’m talking about desalination. Oh, that’s right; we can’t. That would be cruelty to sodium.
Make your own fucking water, people. We, Arizonians, would if we had any. But even if we could, we’d probably have to pipe it all back to you mutherfuckin bastards anyway.
We need a wall all right, but not with Mexico. We need a wall between us and California. We should also make them responsible for their own power, their own water, and their own ass wipeage. Well, maybe we should work up to all three. Let’s start with ass wipeage. Then, a few years after the wall, when their all dead, we can harness their oceans, their pristine deserts, and maybe even build the first vertebrate Democrat.
A Crank can dream, can’t he?