Nowhere, AZ – “Life before Python was a terrible ordeal,” stated Mick Zano to reporters. “My first two years without them…”
Zano paused and sobbed for a time. He believes he suffered from a deep clinical depression during that mind-numbingly bleak period four decades ago.
“I just kind of laid around a lot. I didn’t talk much and I cried a lot.”
Zano claimed it was a lot like college. “I blocked it out. I remember next to nothing.”
When asked if he used drugs or alcohol to cope with the situation, Zano replied, “I had a binkie that I called binkie…I used that almost constantly. I kind of hid my troubles in a pair of breasts, if you know what I mean. But I really don’t want to talk about it anymore.”
When asked if Monty Python has influenced his work, Zano said, “Python? Hell no. I just regularly cut and paste their shit into my work, so I wouldn’t say influence exactly. I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough whopper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I will taunt you a second time-eh.”