Arlington, TN—Arlington Mayor, Russell Wiseman, one of the three Mayorial Wiseman who brought the gifts of holiday reruns to Jesus, is complaining about the decision to preempt Charlie Brown’s Christmas Special with, as Wiseman put it, “Obama’s Afghany War, Muslim bullshit” (OAWMB).
As the only adult in the room, President Barak Obama responded to the Tennessee mayor’s criticism thusly, “Mwwaah-mmm-mwa-mwa-mwaa-hmmm-mw-mwa-mwaa.”
He then added, “Mayor, I am going to hold this football and I want you to run and kick it as hard as you can.”
Obama then added, “Peanuts? You want to talk about Peanuts? Try looking at your federal budget next year, Mayor Burgermeister Meisterburger.”
Both Charlie Brown and the Burgermeister Meisterburger were unavailable for comment.