In A Full Reversal, Trudeau Apologizes For Wearing White Face For The Last 1,418 Days In Office

In a reversal many are calling an about blackface, the Prime Minister of Canada Justin Trudeau donned his God-given skinnage and proceeded to apologize to Caucasians everywhere for wearing whiteface for the majority of his tenor in office. Conservatives and populists are calling his actions reverse racism, contra-skindicated, or, at the very least, an inappropriate skinverse relationship. Polls suggest, as a black man, Trudeau has increased his chances of maintaining the primeministership expo-epidermanentially. Yeah, I gotta get a day job.

Trudeau later told the press, “I really thought if I acted like a cool white person, which is almost unheard of these days, I could help that ailing race regain some scant credibilty . I was trying to do the right thing for whitey …as a black man who cares.” The Prime Minister then finished with a joke he’s been perfecting since grade school, “Trude-dat.”

Those close to Trudeau claim, “He’s still working on that.”

 

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Mick Zano is the Head Comedy Writer and co-founder of The Daily Discord. He is the Captain of team Search Truth Quest and is currently part of the Witness Protection Program. He is being strongly advised to stop talking any further about this, right now, and would like to add that he is in no way affiliated with the Gambinonali crime family. 

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