Dear Ghetto Shaman,

Help! I turn on one show, like Glenn Beck, and Obama’s a plant and we’re all doomed. I turn on another channel and everything’s getting better. I turn on still another channel and someone’s eating bugs! I don’t understand the world anymore!

Mark

Seattle, WA

Dear Mark,

Nonsense, you have already identified the problem and the solution. Problem: when one side is in charge they will always say everything is peachy and, when they fall out of power, they will immediately revert to we are all doomed. You have also identified the solution, eat bugs. They are an excellent source of protein. Sadly, this is the only valid point Zano has ever made.

The Ghetto Shaman

P.S. And as for Glenn Beck, don’t worry, he’ll be fired from Fox within the first week of the Romney Administration