Dear Ghetto Shaman,

Where do you live? Were you impacted by Sandy?

Hopes and prayers,

Becca

Dear Becca,

I live under the Market Street Bridge and, yes, I was greatly impacted by Sandy. But she’s not going to get a dime of that child support! And stop calling my parole officer, bitch! He knows you’re full of shit!!

Sincerely,

The Ghetto Shaman