I read your book Lost Mojitos of Mesoamerica and, first off, what the heck is an Aikido Hummer? Second, you say that you have a strong affinity for the Hopi Indians, yet you condone some very antithethical views such as secret prisons, enhanced interrogation techniques, and even torture.
Torture? You are confusing information from my chapter on ‘things I like to do to women’. The Hopi have influenced my work in other ways. For instance, their peyote is primo. Oh, and an Aikido Hummer should never be tried outside of one of my Midget Reiki sessions. I make people sign a waiver and everything. It’s the everything part that usually results in therapy.