Vinny the virtual Shark starred in last month’s Shark Week along with Olympian Michael Phelps. Vinny agreed to an exclusive Discord interview to express his frustration with the controversy surrounding his appearance. Many viewers were upset the race was not, as billed, between Michael Phelps and a real shark. In a voice not unlike Stephen Hawking, Vinny said, “Why would people think a non-virtual shark would swim in a straight line to race a human, while ignoring said food source? I know you’re not marine biologists, but you’re not morons either …or are you?”
Yeah, I got nothing today. Don’t tell my boss. He pays by the word, but he doesn’t have a word count function. Fine, I had someone disable his. Shhhh. Yeah, that’s another 1,000 word post, Winslow! See you on PayPal!