Havana, CU—Cuba is hailing a clear victory today after a ceasefire was called for all hostile Tweets between the U.S. and Cuba. Communist controlled Cuba claims the U.S. has inadvertently triggered the Twitter Wars in a crass attempt to undermine their government. Since Cuba has declared victory Republicans are jumping on Obama for his lack of social site prowess.

	RNC @GOP
As usual Obama is bringing his MySpace to a Twitter fight. #obamaIsNoKennedy
10 minutes ago
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Here’s what transpired on Twitter earlier today:

	Cuba Feeds @cubafeeds
Stop the Tweet Wars now! Good oceans make good neighbors #justSayin
9 minutes ago
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	The White House @whiteHouse
OMG! LOL! So cute, Cuba can now use hashtags. #justSayin
8 minutes ago
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	Cuba Feeds @cubafeeds
Uhh, and we have better hash too. #tagYoureShit
7 minutes ago
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“The shroud of the social site has fallen. Begun the Tweet War has.”

—Yoda D’Kana