Cuban Twitter Crisis?

Havana, CU—Cuba is hailing a clear victory today after a ceasefire was called for all hostile Tweets between the U.S. and Cuba. Communist controlled Cuba claims the U.S. has inadvertently triggered the Twitter Wars in a crass attempt to undermine their government. Since Cuba has declared victory Republicans are jumping on Obama for his lack of social site prowess.

 

RNC
@GOP
As usual Obama is bringing his MySpace to a Twitter fight. #obamaIsNoKennedy
10 minutes ago
 
6 Retweets 2 Favorites

 

Here’s what transpired on Twitter earlier today:

 

Cuba Feeds
@cubafeeds
Stop the Tweet Wars now! Good oceans make good neighbors #justSayin
9 minutes ago
 
26 Retweets 12 Favorites

 

The White House
@whiteHouse
OMG! LOL! So cute, Cuba can now use hashtags. #justSayin
8 minutes ago
 
14 Retweets 9 Favorites

 

Cuba Feeds
@cubafeeds
Uhh, and we have better hash too. #tagYoureShit
7 minutes ago
 
3 Retweets 2 Favorites

 

“The shroud of the social site has fallen. Begun the Tweet War has.”

—Yoda D’Kana

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Mick Zano

Mick Zano

Mick Zano is the Head Comedy Writer and co-founder of The Daily Discord. He is the Captain of team Search Truth Quest and is currently part of the Witness Protection Program. He is being strongly advised to stop talking any further about this, right now, and would like to add that he is in no way affiliated with the Gambinonali crime family. 

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