King’s Correction, “Why Can’t We All Just Get a Loan?”

King’s Correction, "Why Can’t We All Just Get a Loan?"

Rialto, CA—Rodney King’s lawyers have released startling statements from his last will and testament. The man known for sparking the 1991 L.A. Riots and for his inability to fend off LAPD—or swimming pools—amended his famous statement, “Why can’t we all just get along?” to “get a loan.”

King allegedly wrote, “You see, my wife and I had shitty credit at the time and no one was lending us any money. So we needed a loan.” King later failed to correct his misstatement with the press because, “It became popular, so I just kind of went with it. I never did get that mother f***ing loan.”

Meanwhile, the Los Angeles Police Department is suing The Daily Discord for our marquee joke earlier this week:

After battling for survival since 1991 Rodney King finally succumbs to his injuries.

We would really like to retract that, but…on second thought, we would like to dedicate it to LA’s finest.

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