Angus Young of the Australian hard rock band AC/DC admitted during a congressional hearing this week that all nineteen of the band’s studio albums were written during one lost weekend in Sidney. The drug-induced recording session occurred in early 1973 while under the influence of beer, whiskey, and a powdery substance, possibly crystal meth. The band originally named the twenty-seven hour long song AC/DC. This title only became the band’s name after the 73’ recording session, primarily because the next day no one could recall their original name (which Mr. Young believes started with a B). On a related note, Adult Protective Services are currently pressing charges against the band’s manager for the long and grueling exploitation of these severely mentally ill individuals. Dr. Stempen would like the band members to know they can always “come home.” Food and injectable psychotropic medication are ready upon their arrival. Dr. Stempen wants Angus to know that the wardrobe rules at Fairview Pines have relaxed.
“You can wear your knickers whenever and wherever you want.” Shirts are now only required during visiting hours. Also, the nursing staff has completely forgiven Malcolm for the “sponge bath incident.”