Are you a little frustrated with the pending results of the impeachment hearings? For one, you shouldn’t be, they were predictable. But don’t despair liberals, raging moderates and never Trumpers, because guess who got the contract to refit Hair Force One? If you think this sounds a tad un-American, isn’t it my right to close my eyes like the rest of you, per chance to dream? Hey, I’m Yankee-fucking-doodle-dandy compared to most of Team America…

[‘Fuck Yeah’ sold separately]. 

More to come on my increasing democracy ending rhetoric tomorrow! Stay tuned, same batshit time, same batshit channel! To be clear, I am not really hoping for the destruction of Air Force One, but only because of the potential loss of innocent life.