Washington, DC – President Obama has refused to comment on the picture, seen here, of the President, along side of his top economic advisors, entering a notorious south D.C. cash advance establishment. Obama also denied allegations he is supplementing the Federal Reserve in such a manner. When specifically questioned about his whereabouts last weekend, Obama said everything from “blowing loads of cash in Las Vegas” to “hiking the Appalachian Trail with Senator Sanford.” None of the stories checked out, however. Last weekend, Bald Tony was in Vegas ‘blowing loads of cash’ and the Ghetto Shaman was hiking the Appalachian Trail naked. Neither report seeing Obama at these locations.
When confronted by the press, Obama said, “Look, you might see me going into a cash advance place, but you’re not going to find a picture of me leaving with any cash. Have you seen the United States’ credit score lately?”
Obama is also denying allegations he was spotted at a pawn shop with the East Room portrait of George Washington. When reporters noticed the empty wall this week, Obama explained he was simply having the missing picture shampooed. When questioned why he is still wearing the Groucho Marx mustache/glasses combo, Obama pretended not to hear the question and ended the press conference.