Hollywood, CA-The Daily Discord has proof the Obama’s recent Gulf swim was displayed through the lens of, none other than, director Stanley Kubrick. The event was staged, a fraud, a sham! Inside sources believe the scene was filmed on the soundstage where Kubrick filmed, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Spartacus, and that last Friends episode. Republicans are, of course, trying to make as much political hay as possible out of this event by turning it into 2010: A Race Odyssey.
Our own roving reporter, Bald Tony, cornered former astronaut, Buzz Aldrin, in a Kwik E Mart earlier today and asked him if the moon landing was also staged by Kubrick. Aldrin became incensed and hurled several Hostess products at our reporter before a convenience store clerk, Apu Nahasa-something-or-other, intervened.
“Easy on my Twinkies, you Ding Dongs!”
Many are calling the Discord’s evidence “doctored” and “PhotoShopped.” The CEO of the popular e-zine, Pierce Winslow, defends the unnamed source of the photo.
“The picture clearly shows the Obamas swimming on the moon. I don’t know what more proof you need than that,” said Winslow.