Have you purchased any of my relaxation CDs, like Harnessing the Power of Anxiety? Just the price tag alone will start you on your way to accessing the many higher-states of distress. As seen on Jitter and Pacebook. Or, why not try some life-affirming body shots down at your local pub?
You’ll be glad you did.
The Ghetto Shaman
P.S. It’s also the time of year to grab a Guinness. Have you ever seen a stressed out leprechaun?