Fox’s Tentative Fall Line-Up
by Mick Zano •
- Survivor Tijuana: Anyone who makes it all night without a tattoo or an S.T.D. wins passage back to U.S.
- Coyote for a Day: contestants are tested on how many illegals they can sneak over the border.
- Pimp my Fridge Carton: The show that proves you don’t have to live in a house to have bling.
- The Ultimate FOX News Experience: short skirts, tight shirts, big boobs, blond hair, no sound.
- Trading Spaces-Incarceration Edition: How well can inmates decorate each others cells?
- C.S.I West Virginia: can’t check dental records, no one has seen a dentist in decades. DNA? No good here, 3 million people, 6 last names.
- Liberal Survivor: Seven Pacifists Stranded on an Island with Ann Coulter: Only one will leave.
- SADtv: Stooges Against Democrats: the FOX News All-Stars
- The Limpsons: When Even Viagra Doesn’t Cut It
- Boston Public Works: see how much money you can skim off Boston public works projects.
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