Shortly into the first presidential debate between President Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden, it became painfully clear the president had words scrawled across his right hand. Has the president taken a page from Sarah Palin’s similar hijinx in 2008? Is this more of her handiwork, pardon the pun? Palin was believed to have cheated herself in a similar manner during her own Vice Presidential debate back in 2008 …with the same person. I don’t believe in coincidences and neither does anyone in my family, which might just be a coincidence. Palin is denying claims she coached the president to use crib notes in tonight’s debate and is downplaying the timing of her odd challenge to primary Senator Lisa Murkowski in Alaska. Was this an intentional red herring? Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) said, “This is a new low for Trump. Kidding. We would need digging equipment that has yet to be invented for that. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) added, “In Trump’s defense, the five words scrawled on his hands were all spelled correctly. He must have had help #Grammerly.”

As for why they are wrong, that’s actually not Trump’s fault. I couldn’t remember all of them, in the correct order, no matter how many times I googled: woman, person, man, camera, tv. I tried, but I would have failed that test. Maybe I shouldn’t be president. I withdraw my candidacy tonight, but if you need Photoshop work, call me.

That’s all I got. I have to get back to the debate. Ha ha ha ha. That’s a good one. Good night and good luck, America!