Top Ten Inspirational Rock Songs

  1. Queen’s Flash (he saved every one of us!)
  2. Zappa’s Don’t You Eat that Yellow Snow (it works on so many levels)
  3. Wang Chung’s Everybody Have Fun Tonight, Everybody Wang Chung Tonight (not rock, but never truer words were spoken)
  4. Kid Rock’s Bawitdaba “Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy.”  (I can see why he’s so popular)
  5. Falco’s Rock Me Amadeus (You mean to tell me, no one in the eighteenth century thought of this?  You’re shitting me!)
  6. Rock and Roll Never Forgets (unknown artist) Think about it, folks
  7. Cranberries’ Linger (also known as The Fart Song Did you have to leave a stinker, did you have to pull my finger, did you have to, did you have to let it linger?)
  8. Motley Crue’s Don’t Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) Check Please!
  9. Thomas Dolby’s She Blinded Me with Science (that can sooo happen!)
  10. The Cars’ You’re all I’ve Got Tonight (I have sooo been there and had to do that)
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Mick Zano

Mick Zano

Mick Zano is the Head Comedy Writer and co-founder of The Daily Discord. He is the Captain of team Search Truth Quest and is currently part of the Witness Protection Program. He is being strongly advised to stop talking any further about this, right now, and would like to add that he is in no way affiliated with the Gambinonali crime family.