Mixed Messages? North Korea Gifts Trump A Speak & Spell

Tweet Tower—The White House is viewing North Korean President Kim Jong Un’s recent present as a “positive diplomatic development”, despite the controversial nature of the gift itself. The Supreme Leader of NK sent the White House a Speak & Spell, which the president seems to “really be enjoying in lieu of any and all intelligence briefings and his usual presidential duties.” The president told reporters today, “The other day I sent my good friend Kim Jong Un some of my favorite American hamberders and he sent me back this cool thing that helps me tweet better and stuff #BFFs!!”

CIA head Mike Pompeo said, “This is another indicator that North Korea is abandoning its nuclear ambitions and is one step  closer to joining the international community. It’s a clear gesture of good will. We have had the best minds in Silicon Valley and beyond test this device and the Speak & Spell is not nuclear powered in any way, which is proof positive of North Korea’s more peaceful intentions. Those hamberders must have really made an impression.”

 

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Mick Zano

Mick Zano is the Head Comedy Writer and co-founder of The Daily Discord. He is the Captain of team Search Truth Quest and is currently part of the Witness Protection Program. He is being strongly advised to stop talking any further about this, right now, and would like to add that he is in no way affiliated with the Gambinonali crime family. 

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