Dear Ghetto Shaman,
Your last reader nailed it. You’re preaching about enlightenment, yet you’re glorifying the abuse of alcohol, hallucinogens, and things you probably make in your basement. BWTF?
(I’m not telling you where I live, bitches)
Thank goodness for RSS feed cookies, or we’d never have been able to track down all of your personal information and sell it on the black market for Mad Dog money.
Look, I only have a short column through which to convey a ton of important information. To really understand the true essence of my teachings, you should purchase my latest masterpiece, Opened Heart, Bloated Liver: a Warrior’s Path to Partying.
The Ghetto Shaman
P.S. BWTF? Is that Big Wet Titty Fun? … just a guess, but an educated one.
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