The Discord Caption Contest Winners Are:

The Discord Caption Contest Winners Are:
Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape (C. Heston)
It’s said her balls grew 10 sizes that day (Dr. Seuss)
Right idea, wrong finger (The Crank)
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Mick Zano

Mick Zano

Mick Zano is the Head Comedy Writer and co-founder of The Daily Discord. He is the Captain of team Search Truth Quest and is currently part of the Witness Protection Program. He is being strongly advised to stop talking any further about this, right now, and would like to add that he is in no way affiliated with the Gambinonali crime family.