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Cartoon Moon Ambassadors Claim NASA Bomb Obliterates Daycare Center
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Article Where DID the 21st Century Earth Republicans REALLY Go?
Spoof News Lowell Observatory Discovers Really Hot Chick in Sedona
Cartoon NASA Forges Ahead with Increasingly Suggestive Space Missions
Article New, Universal Scientific Unit System Unveiled
Spoof News Specially Processed Swine Food Sparks Global Spamdemic?
Cartoon Increased Logging Endangers ROUS Habitat
Article McDOORIS: A Very Late Rebuttal Indeed
Spoof News Al-Jazeera to Broadcast New Bin Laden Videotape in HD?!
Article The CRANK MANIFESTO: The Sheer Stupidity Of Going “Green”
Article Neurillogical: Why Some People Are Wrong For Soooo Long
Article Peter Sellers had it Right:  Swine Flu 101
Article The Dimming Dilemma
Cartoon Ever since the private demo “incident”
Cartoon Study finds nine out of ten elephant-artists actually just huffing
Spoof News Marijuana Linked to Losing Sponsors
Spoof News Attempt to Fly Texas Panhandle to Gulf Deemed ‘Abysmal Failure’
Article Breaking Wind
Article The West Nile, Virus, Bird Flu, Weaponized Anthrax, and Other Things that Make You Go Hmmmm.
Spoof News Hurricane Norbert Targeted Weather Station that Named It
Cartoon Risk of SIDS Increasing in U.S.
Spoof News Man Hastens Plastic Decomposition While Keeping Family Fed
Article Franco-Swiss “Research” Alliance Will Create Earth-Swallowing Black Hole!
Spoof News Study Finds Obese Children at Greater Risk for Fat Jokes
Spoof News Study Finds Fibromyalgia Linked to Bull Shit
Spoof News Pterodactyls and Thunderbirds Account for Most UFO Sightings Says Elvis Clone
Article How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Global Warming and Learned to Love the Sun
Spoof News Hurricane Kills 7, Harasses 3, Before Downgrading to Tropical Storm in an Effort to Elude Police
Spoof News Cloning of Japanese Chia Pet Condemned as ‘Abomination’ by local Sea Monkeys
Spoof News Bones of Ancient "Real" Republican Unearthed
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Spoof News Viagra Warns: Number of Uncontrollable Erections Set to Rise
Spoof News Time Traveling Prankster Tells Aztecs the Sun Will Extinguish Without Human Blood.
Spirituality & Enlightenment
Article Atheism: It’s What’s for Last Supper
Article Atheism Is Dead: Don’t Believe the Unbelievers
Spoof News After "No Hell" Bomb, Pope Tweets "And the Bible's Kind of a Shit Show"
Article Pope
Spoof News God Implicated in Climate Change Hoax
Spoof News In Rare Show of Force Zeus Blasts Jesus
Cartoon God Furious Over Latest Discord Cartoon
Spoof News Three Wise Men, Two Shepherds, One Camel Arrested for Crimes Against Secularism
Cartoon Congregation Still a Little Cross Over Pastor Prank
Cartoon Proof of an Evolution of Consciousness?
Cartoon Vatican Sets up Special Child Abuse Committee
Spoof News Pope Accused of Spying on God
Cartoon The Popes Come Out! Demand to Be Married in Church!
Article New DSM-V Adds Religion As a Funde-Mental Disorder
Cartoon Return of Squidthulhu!
Article So What If I Pissed Off Parapsychologist Dean Radin?
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Article The Horny Goat Weed Question
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Cartoon I Don't Always Invent Obama Scandals
Spoof News God Targeting the Tea Party with Hail and Shit
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Advice Column Space For Sale
Article My Life in Retail: Part One
Article Alex Bone’s Get Poor Quick Scheme
Cartoon The Cycle of Wife
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Cartoon The Shroud Of The Dirty War Has Fallen...
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Spoof News Vatican Bought By Target
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Article Pope Seeks Retirement Advice from Emperor Palpatine
Spoof News Pope Banished to the Forbidden Zone
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Spoof News Guess The Pope’s Final Tweet for Cash Prizes!
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Cartoon Pope Incinerates Hundreds During Last Public Appearance
Cartoon Angered by the Pope's Resignation God Fires Warning Shot Across Our Bow
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Spoof News NASA Finally Tracking Quetzalcoatl’s Progress!
Article Catitude: The Cat's Domestication of Mankind
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Article A-Crock-O-Shit Now
Cartoon Homeland Security Bans Seven of Ten Ghetto Shaman New Year's Resolutions
Spoof News Apocalypse Fail Leaves Discord Material-less
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Article Checkout Ertel: Express Lane Only
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Cartoon You Are Trapped in an Invisible Chamber of Energy
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Spoof News Mayans Finally Release 2013-7138 Calendar!
Cartoon Sidewalk Artist Hoax: Squats Near Real Sinkhole!
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Cartoon If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you.
Cartoon Awwe, They're So Cute Until You Turn on the Water
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Article Honey, We Have a Problem
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Article So You Want to Be a Bounty Hunter?
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Article Join the Unemployed to Help Romney’s Chances
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Article Temp Sensitivity in AZ or It’s 72°, Get My Sweater
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Article Are you a Serpent or a Rat? Take the Quiz of Yig!
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Article Aging: It May Be Fucked Up but Maybe Less So
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Cartoon Taken Outside Cokie McGrath's Place
Article Verbal Charades and ADHD
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Cartoon The Land Speaks and We Listen...
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Spoof News Church Apologizes for Using Real Nails during Crucifixion Reenactment
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Spoof News Finger Puppets the Most Misunderstood of Toys
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Article If I Had 325 Million Dollars: Song Sold Separately
Article Religion V. Spirituality: Hint, Religion Loses 
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Spoof News Job Creator, Zeus, Angered with Obamacare Mandates
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Advice Column Life Coach Cokie
Spoof News God Denies Existence of Christopher Hitchens
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Article A Memorable Cranksgiving
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Advice Column Life Coach Cokie
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Advice Column Life Coach Cokie: On Social Site Bombing
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Article Aliens Set to Invade Earth have Bagged the Idea
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Cartoon Man's Attempt to Snort the Gobi Desert Ends Poorly
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Cartoon Never Mind those Mayans...
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Spoof News Ronco’s Woes Continue with Recall of Zombie Pinata
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Cartoon Famous Jesus Outtakes:
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Article Fantasy Characters Living Through Real Apocalypses Protest Fake End of Days
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Spoof News Would be Raptured Couple "Just Having Sex"
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Spoof News God’s Tornado Rapture Weekend a Bust
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Cartoon Pope John Paul II's Body Exhumed for Beatification
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Cartoon Eden Trial WikiLeaks Dump Revelation! (Not to be Confused with Revelations)
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Article ALIEN UPDATE: The Truth is Really Out There
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Spoof News God Angry with Obama for Supporting Republican Energy Views?
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Spoof News Pope Tells Altar Boys to "Get the Flock Out of Here"
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Article Beer Cleansing
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Spoof News Canarsie Couple Resurrects Stone Age Fertility Ritual
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Cartoon The Prince of Darkness and the Anti-Christ!
Spoof News Ghetto Shaman Threat Level Raised to Red: World Tour Over
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Cartoon Opinion on Over Fishing:
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Article Seven Minutes to Last Call: The Discord Doomsday Clock
Spoof News Massive Bird Droppings Reported In Arkansas and Louisiana
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Article Bill and Dead’s Excellent Adventure, or that Zombie is sooo Cute
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Article It’s Not "The Holiday Season": Insult Removed for Christ’s sake
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Article Institutional Inhibitors to US Development: Stand Back & Embrace the Suckage
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Article Pennsylvanian Women Swept Away by Aliens
Spoof News Supreme Being Riled by Wikileaks!
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Spoof News Giant Ghetto Shaman Head Unearthed in Clifton!
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Article Hawking Names Successor: Scientism, Cthulhu, and the Perennial Philosophy
Spoof News SUCCESS!
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Cartoon Are You Going to The Ghetto Shaman's D.C. Rally Saturday?
Spoof News The Ghetto Shaman: Soul Retriever or Foul Deceiver?
Advice Column Ask The Ghetto Shaman
Cartoon Ghetto Shaman Set to Take D.C. by Storm!
Article Serendrunkity and Drinkronicity
Spoof News Discord Declares October 31st Egg a Radical Muslim Cleric Day
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Article Against My Doctor and My Lawyers Advice, I Have Taken Glenn Beck's 40/40 Challenge
Article Is the Liberal Libido Warping Our Children?
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Article Sage Rage: Incarceration for Dummies
Cartoon Ghetto Shaman Makes "Surprise" Appearance on To Catch a Predator
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Spoof News Pope Delivers Henry VIII’s Annulment: Queen Anne Boleyn Resurrected in Wembley Stadium Revival
Spoof News Discord Seeks Mob Protection from Devo
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Spoof News Devo Calling for Beheading of Discord Staff
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Spoof News Discord Threatens to Burn the Duran!
Article Parenting: Why I Stopped
Cartoon Rev. Jones agrees to halt Koran burning…
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Cartoon Local Exorcism Linked to Gastritis
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Spoof News Jesus Fingers Zeus as Assailant in Police Lineup
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Spoof News Zeus Claims Responsibility for Destroying Ohio Jesus Statue
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Spoof News God Responds to Daily Discord’s "Draw Muhammad Day" Entry
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Spoof News Everybody Photoshop Muhammad Day?
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Cartoon In Honor of "Draw Muhammad Day"
Cartoon Zeus's Balls Found in Malta
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Spoof News Heroin Addicts Protest Military’s Plan to Eradicate Opium in Afghanistan
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Spoof News Vatican to Use Harry Potter’s ‘Sorting Hat’ to Pick Next Pope
Spoof News Jesus to be Brought Before Grand Jury in Church Abuse Case
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Cartoon In an Effort to Elude Authorities the Pope Ducks Behind this Holy Prop
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Article Hitch-Slapping 101: Why Christopher Hitchens Should be King
Cartoon To Protect Against Church Abuses...
Cartoon Flappy Yeaster Everybody!
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Cartoon Gaffe Guru Biden Introduces a Scandal Weary Pope
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Spoof News Jesus Tells Obama to "Grow a Pair"
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Cartoon This Just In:
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Article Fox News Alert: Five Reasons Why We Should Always Remember to Hate Homosexuals.
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Article Your Insistence, Fair Reader, that I’m Glum and Hopeless Makes Me Want to Shoot My Face Off
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Spoof News McMahon Replaces St. Peter! First Job: Heeeeeeere’s Michael!
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Article The Good Opinions of Others
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Spoof News Archeologist Ignores Disembodied Call of Subterranean Old Ones
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Spoof News Proof of Jurassic Ark?
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Spoof News Jurassic Ark?
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Cartoon Ode to Nunchaku
Spoof News Thou Shart That?
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Article Separation of State and Church
Spoof News Easter Special Edition:
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Article POSITION DESIRED: PRESIDENT OF THE DISCORD NATION
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Article POSITION DESIRED: ADVISOR TO THE INTEGRAL WARLORD
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Article Unemployment Compensation for Dummies
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Top Ten List The Daily Discord’s Top 10 Survival Guide
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Top Ten List Discord Horoscope
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Article Putting the Mental Back in Fundamentalism
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Article Rethinking Traditionalism or Putting the ‘Fun’ Back Into Fundamentalism
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Article Hitch is Not Great: How Rationalists Are Wrong About One Thing
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Article A Brief History of Anything
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Top Ten List Top 10 things I learned at college
Spoof News Burger King Mascot Linked to Night Terrors in Children
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Spoof News Jesus’ Agenda Found!
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Article Enter the Ghetto Shaman
Article Who’s Looking Out for “True”?
Article Sexism, Paganism and the Lost Gospel of Moe
Sports
Cartoon Investigation Uncovers Problem With Sochi Opening Ceremony
Spoof News Disaster Strikes Last Day of Olympics
Cartoon Discord Super Game Coverage
Spoof News Putin Determined to Butch-Up Olympics
Spoof News NHL to Skip to Playoffs for 2013-2014 Season
Spoof News US Men’s League Opening Doors for Ousted European CHL Goalies
Article Beasts & Men with Tits: Unsung Heroes of the NFL
Cartoon Oprah Admits to Using Ratings Enhancing Drugs
Cartoon The Annual Pine Forest Pick-Up Games Commence
Spoof News New London Connecticut Mistakenly Prepares for Olympics
Cartoon Kings Draft New Assistant Coach
Cartoon Knowing No Hockey Customs, L.A. Kings Just Stare at Stanley Cup Until Fans Leave
Spoof News Garbage Basketball a Lost Art for One Man
Article Go Coyotes! No, Really...You Can Move to Seattle
Cartoon Uh Oh, Tebow's Getting Weird
Spoof News Winnipeg Wilderness Wipes out Warm Weather Wussies
Cartoon Jimmy Makes a Fatal Mistake
Spoof News NHL Charges Goaltender for 3rd Intermission Zamboni Fuel
Spoof News Flames/Oilers Hockey Check Causes Deadly Explosion
Article N.F.L./R.I.P.
Article Super Game XXVIIV
Article Crank on the Super Bowl
Cartoon Vince Shlomi of ShamWow Fame’s Infomercial Mix Up
Spoof News Discord’s Pierce Winslow Bids to Buy Phoenix Coyotes
Spoof News Kobe Bryant to Announce Location of Next Planned Sexual Assault in One-Hour Special Announcement
Cartoon Sex Addiction Classes Fail
Cartoon Being the Worst NHL Fans Year after Year
Spoof News Putin Blames Russia’s Poor Olympic Performance on Global Warming
Spoof News U.S. National Park Service: Canada Sold to Exxon Mobile
Cartoon X-Men Mutants Banned from Winter Olympics
Cartoon They’re Calling it Arson…
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Spoof News Super Bowl Ads Unaffordable: CBS to Replay Footage of Janet Jackson’s Breast
Article All Hail Tiger Woods
Cartoon PETA Condemns Discord’s Latest Grudge Match
Spoof News If a Woods Drives into a Tree with Nobody Around to Recount It, Does It Make a Sound?
Spoof News Wayne Gretzky Goes from the Great One to the Late One: Calls it Quits without Actually Calling
Spoof News Eagles Sign Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme to 5-year Deal
Spoof News Yankees Acquire O’Liberte’
Article $28.00
Top Ten List Top Ten Failed Football Mascots
Weird & Haunted Travel
Article Top 10 Guinness Pours in Tucson Revealed!
Article The Brewery Trap: "Let’s Get a Little One"
Article Ghost Busted: Team Discord Bested by Rank Amateur
Article HIKE:  A Four Letter Word for a Reason
Cartoon Bart Simpson Claims responsibility for "Nightmare Cruise"
Article The Haunted Palace at Prescott’s Whiskey Row
Article Plight of the Phoenix: How I Stopped Worrying About On-Coming Traffic and Learned to Love the Valley
Article Interview by a Vampire
Article Durango and the Haunted Hotel Hatrick
Article Haunted Silverton: A Grand Imperial Poltergeist
Article Ouray’s Western Hotel: A Very Brady Slaughter House
Article Haunted Colorado or Rocky Mountain High-Ya-Yay
Article First Real Zombie Attack in Flagstaff
Spoof News Ouija Session Reportedly "Very Fustratting" for Dyslexic Ghost
Article Apparently, Two Beers and a Free Meal = $48.50
Article Flagstaff’s Brew Ha-Ha Gets the Last Laugh
Spoof News Oklahoma Town Baffled by Lack of Tourism
Article The Haunted Weatherford and the Yahtzee Séance
Article Hiking Sedona: The Do’s and the...well, just the Don’ts
Article Chinatown Vegas: You Go Now!
Article Top 10: The Best Guinness in Las Vegas Revealed!
Article Vegas San Gennaro: Leave the Feast, Take the Cannoli
Article Made in the Shade Brew Fest: Bring Sunscreen
Article Sedona’s Red Rock Café…BWTF?
Article Holy Rollercoaster, Batman!
Article And now for Something Completely Celtic
Article Celtic Crossings: Best Guinness Pour in AZ
Article The View from My Guinness: A Stout Pours in Sedona
Article ATVs: A-hole Trashy Victimizers and Why I Hate Them
Article Viva Lost Coverage: Zano’s Vegas Coverage Fiasco
Article The Discord’s Para Abnormal Research Team vs. Haunted Jerome
Article License to Craw
Article Flagstaff’s Big Red Poor
Article Stout and Java: the Next PB&J?
Article The Heart Attack Grill Charged with Assisted Suicide: No Charge, Cash Only
Article Porn Free: One Cabby’s Vegas Tail
Article Bighoot and the Owl People
Article Hey, Bed, Bath & Beyond Bull Shit, Stick that Ergonomic Gravy-Separator Up Yer…
Article Beer and Frothing in Las Vegas
Article The Danger and Intrigue of Live Girl Billboards: Turning Road Rage into Road Raging Hard Ons
Article An American Werewolf at Zeta
Article Tomorrow Bissua Edouardo Rides His Last Bull, or Not
Article The Bucks County Badlands: Haunted Pennsylvania
Article Area 51: The Undiscovered Country
Article Ghost Writers in the Sand
Article Flagstaff’s Infamous Monte Vista Hotel
Article The Ghosts of Brewers Past: Philly’s General Lafayette Inn
Article Haunted Gettysburg
Article America’s Stonehenge: Intrigue, Mystery and Closet Space
Article P.U.B.B. (Poets United for a Better Barroom)
Article Losing Pub Friends in the Starbuckarama (Rebuttal)
Article Losing Pub Friends in the Starbuckarama
Spoof News Hope Wanes of Ever Finding Amelia Earhart Alive
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Article Dolphin Mothers Boycott Discord
Article Religion Added to DSM-V
Article Obama Sells Arizona Back to Mexico
Article Tobacco Lobbyists Introduce Spokesman Kenny the Crawdad
Article New DSM-V Adds Religion As a Funde-Mental Disorder
Article Discord Faces Hostile Invertebrate Takeover
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Article Taser Parties: Tase Me Again, Bro!
Article Crawdads Protest Outside of Discord Tower
Article Alex Bone’s Get Poor Quick Scheme
Article Thai Porn Restaurants Linked to Dolphin Exploitation
Article Amazon Buys Out All Major Grocery Store Chains
Article Men Officially Concede Battle of the Sexes
Article Gun Enthusiasts Use Zombie Threat to Justify Arsenals
Article Alien Invaders Distressed Over Failed Apocalypse
Article Discord Resorts to Black Magic to Increase Ratings
Article Interview by a Vampire
Article Romney Pledges to Increase Taxes for Nation’s Homeless
Article Romney Courts the Undead Vote
Article Cthulhu Thwarting Release of Jack Primus' 2nd Book?
Article Aliens Pledge to Destroy Human Race as Favor to Dolphins?!
Article Geeks Threaten Internet if Bullies Don’t Beat Themselves Up
Article First Real Zombie Attack in Flagstaff
Article The John Conner Interview
Article Are you a Serpent or a Rat? Take the Quiz of Yig!
Article The Discord’s Wilderness Survival Quiz
Article America’s Newest Trend: Anti-life Coaching
Article The Discord Staff Pledges to Binge Drink this Saint Patrick’s Day
Article Winslow Removes the Discord ‘Casting Couch’ from Zano’s Office
Article Gripe of Frankenstein: Declining Popularity Forces Monster into Therapy
Article Author Michael Griffiths' 'Zombie Christmas Story' Rejected for Lack of Gore.
Article Horror Author Michael D. Griffiths a Zombie?
Article Aliens Set to Invade Earth have Bagged the Idea
Article U.S. Border Fence with Mexico Replaced with Banana Peels
Article Cthulhu Officially Endorses Palin
Article Life Impaired Protest Ends In Violence
Article Fantasy Characters Living Through Real Apocalypses Protest Fake End of Days
Article Bone Escalates the Invertebrate Conflict into Outright War
Article Beer Cleansing
Article ATVs: A-hole Trashy Victimizers and Why I Hate Them
Article Bill and Dead’s Excellent Adventure, or that Zombie is sooo Cute
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