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 Crawdads Protest Outside of Discord Tower |
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| The Worst Song Ever Written |
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| Indiana Woman Suing Juan Valdez |
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| Mother Road Brewing and Deschutes Unite! |
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 It's Alive, It's ALIVE! |
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| Brah!! |
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| Discord Musical Quest for Fiber Flops! |
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| Ghidorah vs. Mozilla Flops At Box Office! |
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| Local Man Remembers Middle School As "Being Larger" |
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| Thai Porn Restaurants Linked to Dolphin Exploitation |
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| Obama Calls for "Courage" In Face of Pending Release of Discord Videos |
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| New York Guido Meets Arizona Gun Show |
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| Amazon Buys Out All Major Grocery Store Chains |
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| Beer And Bloating In Camp Verde |
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| Men Officially Concede Battle of the Sexes |
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| It's The Water! |
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| Can't Ever Seem to Rent That One Place... |
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| Discord Fraught with Major F-Ups: Apology XVCV |
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| Beyond Irony or Rickrolling in A Pink Unicorn T-shirt |
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| The Discord Will Attend This Event! |
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| Buckingham Palace Rented to College Students |
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| Cranky Predictions for 2013 |
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| Are Video Games Desensitizing Our Children to Zombie Cruelty? |
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| Aliens Determined to Gangnam Style! |
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| Alien Invaders Distressed Over Failed Apocalypse |
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| Starbuck's Rosetta Stone |
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| Oscar the Grouch Gives Klugman’s Eulogy |
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| Tahrir Square "Flash Mob" Stunt Ends Poorly |
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| Discord Resorts to Black Magic to Increase Ratings |
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| Another 2012 Apocalypse Theory |
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| Major Anthony Nelson Dies One Week After Larry Hagman |
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| Records Are Great |
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| NERDS!!!!! |
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| Live Free or Diet! The War on Taste Buds |
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| I Don't Always Appear on The Daily Discord |
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| Cthulhu Thwarting Release of Jack Primus' 2nd Book? |
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| Yet Another Empty Discord Apology |
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| Aliens Pledge to Destroy Human Race as Favor to Dolphins?! |
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| General Tso Wanted for Wok Crimes |
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| The "No Mas" 16 |
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| Can the Ghetto Shaman Save American Idol? |
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| Romney’s American Idol Judges Joker Olympics! |
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| At This Point Wild Horses Probably Could |
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| Zano to Quit the Discord....Again |
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| American Idol Judges Hit Lowest Approval Rating |
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| Katie Holmes' Appearance on Oprah |
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| The Discord’s Chewy Defeats Thurman Debacle |
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| Chewy Defeats Thurman! |
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| Discord Apology XXXIV: The Smell of Fear |
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| Is this How Gonzorhea Starts? Or Kermitiya? |
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| Art's Worst Comeback Attempt Yet? |
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| Evidence of Obama's Fascism Emerges! |
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| Lindsay Lohan Feels Dump Trucks Should be More Clearly Marked |
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| Cannibals Offended by the Name Zombie |
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| Technology Bytes |
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| Captain Viagra Peters Out |
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| Shootout at the Batshit Corral Approved by City Council |
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| The Discord’s Wilderness Survival Quiz |
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| Oh My, You’ve Lost Some Weight! |
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| Sure the Dark Knight Rises... |
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| The Magnificent Apology Rides Again |
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| The Lottery as an Investment Strategy |
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| A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far, Far Away... |
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| Man Ends 39 Day "Moon Vigil" for Google Street View |
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| America’s Newest Trend: Anti-life Coaching |
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| Social Phobia Meetup Group Fails to Meet Again |
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| Another Discord Apology, Rides Again |
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| Sticks and Groans May Break My Balls |
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| James Cameron Reaches Depth of his Box Office Flop Piranha II |
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| Shocking New DNA Evidence of Wolverine’s Origins! |
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| The Discord Staff Pledges to Binge Drink this Saint Patrick’s Day |
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| Is Obama too Soft on this Wadiyian Tyrant? |
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| Radcliffe Admits Constant Pressure of Facing Voldemort Led to Drinking |
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| Alex Bone: Arizona’s New Homelessness Advocate |
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| Nothing Golden Can Stay: Farewell Hostess with the Mostess |
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| Live Blogging the Movie Twilight: Now I Know Why I Hate Anne Rice |
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| Discord’s Word of the Day: Googootz! |
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| The Ghetto Shaman's 'Barely Legal Kundalini Cruise' has been Indefinitely Suspended |
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| Winslow Removes the Discord ‘Casting Couch’ from Zano’s Office |
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| Edison’s Original Recordings Digitally Enhanced and Rereleased |
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| Gripe of Frankenstein: Declining Popularity Forces Monster into Therapy |
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| America Bans Defective French Breast Implants in Favor of Liberty Melons |
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| Santa Claus' GPS Coordinates Hijacked by Iran! Sleigh Brought Down Near Tehran |
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| Author Michael Griffiths' 'Zombie Christmas Story' Rejected for Lack of Gore. |
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| How (and What) Does Santa Know? |
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| Godzilla Always Has Trouble with Bra Strap |
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| "Did Santa Just Hit On Mommy?" The Department Store Confidential |
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| Horror Author Michael D. Griffiths a Zombie? |
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| Watching the Recording Industry Shit on Me since the F-ing 60s |
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| Bacon Announces ‘Six-Degrees to Kevin Bacon’ Victory |
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| After the utility belt "incident" Batman could finally hit those high notes |
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| Republicans Demand Muppet Segregation |
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| There Ain’t No Church on Fire Tower Road |
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| Geographical Answers to Global Problems |
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| Bill Maher Admits He's Joe Walsh on Weekends |
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| We are Discord! |
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| I was a Teenage Discord Apology |
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| Rise of the Archeostorageunitologist |
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| The Great Recession Hits Springfield, DOH! |
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| Another Job Lost |
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| Las Vegas Welcomes its First Amelia Impersonator |
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| Old Singers & 9/11 Don’t Mix |
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| Hogwarts? Shit...this can't be right |
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| "You've Got a Friend in Cheez-it" Campaign Causes Controversy |
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| Searching for New Investors: The Blues Mobiles are Dead |
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| Bed Bugs on the Rise? |
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| The Goonification of Lovecraft: Why Universal Pictures is Dead to Me |
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| Man Sentenced to Barrage of Good & Plentys, Jujubes, and Popcorn after Failing to Place Phone on Vibrate during Spy Kids 4 |
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| Pierce Pissed About Private Pool Putzes |
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| Rent-a-Center...I Think We Should See Other People |
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| Discord's Winner of the Triple-Phallus Toon Award 2011 |
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| "Job Creators" Discuss Plans for Massive Pyramid Complex |
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| Arizona’s Asphalt Jungle: why the City of Glendale can stick its Corrugated Drainpipe up its own Drainpipe |
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| Sesame Street Still Forcing Ernie & Bert to Live a Lie |
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| U.S. Border Fence with Mexico Replaced with Banana Peels |
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| Damn, I still Hate Facebook |
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| Harry Potter: Ten Years I’ll Never Get Back |
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| Jeff Conaway’s Death Further Proof of a Taxi Curse? |
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| Holiday Inn? How about Holiday Out |
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| And yet when I get a good Buzz, I can't even get a Woody |
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| I don't always read the Discord |
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| Discord Apology XXXIV |
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| Etch A Scotch |
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| Pakistanis Are Furious Beiber not Appearing in Islamabad |
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| Attack Ad Goof: Tossed Real Old Lady from Cliff! |
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| Grandmother Still Holding Birther Meetup Group this Saturday |
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| Alex Bone Discovered in Belly of Giant Crawdad! |
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| Giants Awarded Minority Status as Pants Impaired |
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| Another One Bites the Dust |
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| Crankin' from Long Island to Arizona |
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| Alternate Royal Wedding Plans, Code Name: Operation Vegas Elope |
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| The Daily Discord... |
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| Why I Despise Netflix and Want My Old Video Store Back |
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| Despite Extreme Cosmetic Gesture, Aflac Refusing to Rehire Gottfried |
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| Daily Discord Ranked #1 among Discord Contributors |
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| Bone’s Disappearance Blamed on Crawdad Attack |
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| Discord Apology XXXV: The Fast and the Edit-less |
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| Sheen Weaver: The Discord is Just Wild about Charlie |
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| Why Were We All so Suprised that Judas Priest Guy was Gay? |
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| Meet Available Discord Singles in Your Area |
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| The Leslie Nielsen Foundation Suing Christina Aguilera for Plagiarism |
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| 47 Hobbits Missing while Working on Google Middle-Earth Project |
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| Rocksongs.com Top 500 and Why I am Involving a Lawyer |
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| All Two Hundred "N" Words Removed from Huckleberry Finn Resurface in Hillary Clinton’s Publication It Takes a Village |
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| Welcome to My Nightmare: I was a Teenage Barbizon Parent |
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| Starbucks Offers 146oz 24 shot Bucket-O-Joe |
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| Attack of the Barbizons: Everyone Gets a Trophy, I get a Bill |
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| Missing Snake Found Panhandling in Boston Subway |
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| A 2010 Zano-Style Rebuttal |
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| A 2010 Crank-Style Recap |
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| Natalie Portman Pregnant with Twins! Is Hubby Slipping Toward Dark Side? |
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| The X-Box 360: The Truth is in There |
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| Study Suggests Winter Killed Off the Hippies |
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| Christmas No Mas: or How the Crank Saved Christmas |
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| BuickiLeaks Latest Dump |
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| Discord to Flush All Toilet Humor |
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| Hooping for Homos: Don’t Ask, Don’t…Just Don’t Ask |
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| Why I Still Hate Phil Collins and Other Musical Observations |
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| Best Wishes in Your Future Endeavors Mick Zano |
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| Discord Hires New PR Manager |
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| The Black Calling the Kettle Pot: or Something Like Fat |
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| Discord Fans Sick of Rally Jokes |
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| Discord Apology Episode II: Attack of the Groans |
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| Jack Primus, The Ghetto Shaman, and All the Chicken Wings they could Rally |
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| The Bard of Wasilla Tweets! |
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| Discord Sponsored Jedi Rally! |
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| Cobra Sucks: or why at 42 I want Obamacare to Allow Me Back on My Parent’s Insurance |
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| Lauer Attempts to Mediate Pernick/Zano Feud |
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| Post O’Donnell’s Defeat November 2nd Declared National Masturbation Day |
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| Invest in Gold Plated AK-47s! |
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| Ancient Dr. Zeuss Books Unearthed in Greece |
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| Hey, Mr. Dominos Guy! |
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| Earth is Flat Museum Opens in Kentucky! |
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| GOP’s Pledge to America: More Unnecessary Wars and the Next Economic Collapse |
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| The Discord's Way Off Track Betting |
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| Guess the Ghetto Shaman's Last Bail Total and Win a Trip to Vegas with the Discord Gang! |
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| The Obama’s Version of Mary Poppins Opens on Broadway |
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| On Five Year Anniversary of Katrina, Last Victims Led from Superdome |
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| Daily Discord Featured in Major Nouveau Avante Garde Magazine! |
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| I’m Working with Dingbats! More Discord Editors Fired |
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| Janet Jackson Brings Wardrobe Malfunction to a Whole New Level |
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| Lohan is Back! |
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| Several Missing Women Surface in Discord Contributor’s Freezer |
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| Jihardening of the Arteries: Suicide Burgers on the Rise |
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| The Hollywood Ending and Other Insightful Film Observations |
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| Over 6,000 Daily Discord Emails Leaked to the Public |
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| Study Suggests Facial Orifice Giantism (FOG) Decreasing in Rock Stars |
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| Dear Mick Zano: You’re fired |
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| Andrew Napolitano of Fox News |
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| Miley Cyrus Encouraged to Visit Virtual Rehab to Prepare for Real Thing |
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| Proof There's Hope for Islam! |
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| A Big Thank You to N/A and Other Inane Website Statistics |
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| Woman's Crib Screams for Dogs Shooting Pool and Playing Poker Theme |
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| Gibson Admits His Portrayal on South Park is "Eerily Accurate" |
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| Top 10 Reasons I Hate Top 10 Lists |
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| House Foreclosures Increase 100% |
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| Try Outs for Home Alone VII Go Poorly for McCartney |
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| Dr. Conrad Murray Reports Recurring Nightmares Involving Michael Jackson's Litigious Father |
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| Wanted: The Daily Discord Administrator Who Posted the Following Plug on Facebook |
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| What the Fuck Did I Do? Self Background Check for People Who Can’t Remember College |
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| Study Suggests a Dark Coloring Prejudice in America |
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| Arizona Adds Social Site Addiction to Statewide Recovery Programs |
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| Poll Finds Nine out of Ten Atheists Prefer Mormons over Jehovah Witnesses |
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| Discord to Cancel Draw Mohammed in Drag Day |
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| Bat Boy of Weekly World News Mauls The Onion’s Area Man |
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| Serious Solutions Sought for Sesame Street's Social Slide |
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| Breaking Sharia Law with Style! |
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| Battle Beneath the Planet of Another Discord Apology |
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| Texas Twits Twist Textbook Theme |
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| Discord Editors Indicted on Error Charges |
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| Cooking for Naked People |
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| My Dreams Down the Twitter: Yet Another Daily Discord Lawsuit |
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| Discord at the Discord: or, Why as a Contributor I’ve Resorted to Death Threats and Violence |
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| Google Graphic Chafes Chinese Charge |
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| It’s All Over But for the Funeral and for that I Am Sad |
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| Sean Penn Diagnosed with Advanced Vincent Price Syndrome (AVPS) |
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| Fledgling Discord Freelancers Felled by Unfriendly Fusillade |
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| Lohan Sues E*Trade over "Milkaholic Linsday" Remark |
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| Sea World Audience Fails to Identify Trainer's Killer in Police Lineup |
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| Cameron's Premiere of Discord in 3D Flops |
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| Nosferatu Rushed to St. Vincent’s |
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| Are Anti-Depressants Destroying the Traditional Blues Band? |
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| Daily Discord’s CEO to Ban All Acronym Jokes (BAAJ) |
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| Discord's CEO Flies Plane into FarmVille |
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| Winslow in Rehab; Six Days Off the Farm |
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| Revenge of "Another Discord Apology" |
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| Touched by the plight of the Navi during the 3D version of Avatar… |
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| Tactics to Draw Out Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan Questioned |
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| Vegas Blue Man Group Jumps Director James Cameron in Alley |
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| Cadillac CTS-V: All that’s Wrong with the World? |
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| Gallagher’s Autobiography Melonoma Moments Hammered by Critics |
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| The Two Towers |
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| John + Kate + 8 + Psychotic Bimbo - John - $230K – Show + Burglary = Who Gives a Flying Fuck? |
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| Bacon Brownies an Al-Qaeda Plot? |
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| R.U.S.H: Reptilian Ultra Sapient Hybrids? |
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| I’ll Show You My Twitter if You’ll Sit on My Facebook |
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| Poor Dad of Rich Dad Poor Dad Puzzled by Lack of Speaking Engagements |
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| Mick Zano: Ambivalent Protesting at its Finest |
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| Long Island Wal-Mart Celebrates Lack of Black Friday Fatalities this Year |
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| Burger King: Just Out of Touch with America or Socialist Cheese Oppressing Nazis? |
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| Cultural Facilitation for Dummies |
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| Trend Rending |
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| Monty Python Turns Forty! Discord Staffer Laments of Life Pre-Python |
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| Amidst Recession Kids Find Fun in the Simple Things |
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| My First Impression of Joining Facebook |
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| Bin Laden Targets Oktoberfest! Daily Discord Declares War on Al-Qaeda |
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| Breaking News: Discord’s CEO Pierce Winslow to Fire Zano as Head Comedy Writer! |
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| Spirographic Dianetics and the Evolution of Consciousness |
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| Jacko's Doctor Speaks Out: Sure I Moved the Body... |
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| Winslow Cancels Discord One Year Anniversary Celebration |
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| I Don't Care What You Do to Me... |
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| Obama's Hash-for-Punkers Initiative is All the Rave |
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| Werewolf Caught Drinking Pina Coladas at Trader Vics: Obama Vows to send the Envoy |
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 Top Ten Worst Bar Names |
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| My Facebook Needs a Face Lift |
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| Police Seek Ghetto Shaman as Person of Interest in Jackson Case |
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| A CEO Update: Winslow Insists Michael Jackson Spoof Articles Should Taper Off by Mid-to-Late October |
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| Jackson’s Doctor Insists He Only Prescribed the Diprivan, Xanax, Valium, Percoset, Demerol, Oxys, and Vicodin: But I Told Michael to Lay Off the Big Jug Extra Malt Liquor |
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| Why I am Staying in the U.S. and Resolved to Eat Bugs |
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| And on the Third Day He Rose: Jackson Emerges from UCLA Morgue |
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| Michael Jackson Is Still Dead, for Now |
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| Michael Jackson’s Autopsy Secrets Revealed! |
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| Some Important Feedback from the Holy Land |
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| Very Dated Discord (the Cock Dilemma) |
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| Amurican Education and that Bitch Kimmy Grenawitz |
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| Newly Discovered Seuss Manuscripts Are Troubling |
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| The Daily Discord: 2009 An Editing Odyssey |
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| What is the Southwest’s Fascination with Jerky and Will They Get Over It? |
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| How Science Fiction Lost Its Soul and How We Can Beam It Back |
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| Winslow: Discord to Return to its Glorious Past |
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| Trump U.N. Hotel & Casino |
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| Top Ten Inspirational Rock Songs |
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| Local Forty-Six Year Old Decides to Finally Take Down Farrah Poster |
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| Top 10 Butch Rocksters Showing Their Feminine Side |
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| City Plans Several Soup-Kitchen Practice Runs |
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| Institutional Inhibitors to National Development (Besides the Discord) |
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| DON’T CALL ME I’LL CALL YOU |
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| DNA Reveals Santa Slayer Actually Just Santa’s Helper |
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| AC/DC Admits All Nineteen Albums Really Just One Long Song |
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| Fear And Loathing With Mr. Giggles |
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| The Articles Of Degeneration |
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| CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY 2008 PARIS HILTON’S NEW BENTLEY |
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| Top Ten Fictitious Drinks and Places to Enjoy Them |
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| Ozzy Sues Sabbath Tribute Band for Plagiarism |
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| Ancient Skeletal Remains May Just Be Keith Richards |
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| Dexy of the Midnight Runners Vows Second Hit Coming |
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| The Official Crank Manifesto 2008 “This Smells Like Ass” Top Fifteen |
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| AARP: 50 Years of Innovation, Inspiration, and Incontinence |
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| MICHAEL SAVAGE - Fight For Your Rights |
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| Hit By Economy Woes Disney to Lay Off Sneezy and Doc |
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| Fear And Loathing With Mr. Giggles |
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| Pubs Vs. Clubs: The Case Against a Woman’s Right to Vote |
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| Broadway Play on Erectile Dysfunction Flops |
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| With Heath Ledger gone will it really be a problem finding the next Joker? |
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| CRANK MANIFESTO On Driving and Cars |
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| Top 10 Things to Slap on Back of Friend’s Unattended Laptop |
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| RUSH LIMBAUGH: Step It Up, Bitch |
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| The Rock Gods Fatal Flaws |
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| Band of Klingons Ruin Local Civil War Reenactment |
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| Top Ten Worst Documentaries Of All Time |
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| Worst Rock Solo Careers of All Time |
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| The Sir Woody Chronicles |
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| Fox's Tentative Fall Line-Up |
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| Toward an Elightened Media |
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| News & Politics | |||
| GOP Scandal Factory in Honduras Collapses, Killing 47 |
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| Obama Linked to Irish Potato Famine of 1845 |
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| Scandal Quest: Would the Real Scandal Please Stand Up |
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| Obama Smacks Baby, Drops Pants, and Screams Allahu Akbar! |
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| NASA to Melt Down Armstrong Statue to Meet Payroll |
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| Let's Combine Nationalism, Religion, and Propaganda! |
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| Angered Christie to Fight the Next Sandy with Sand! |
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| “Why is the President afraid to use the word terrorist?” --Dennis Miller |
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| Bush Library Added to List of War Crimes |
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| W Says Jeb is the Man for 2016 |
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| School Fieldtrip Visits Last Moderate Republican |
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| A Victory for Gun Owners or for Gun Sellers? |
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| After Ricin & Boston Attack U.S. To Invade Germany |
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| Conservative Legacies: Just Say No |
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| Seven Mythical Creatures Dead after Botched Narnian Drone Attack |
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| Holder Reveals Plan to End 2nd Amendment |
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| The "Media Research" Center |
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| Republicans Look to Return to a Simpler Time |
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| The Easter Story Cover Up |
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| The Republican Scandal Identifier Kit |
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| CPAC Summary: This Time Let's Get Crazy Right! |
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| GOP Reveals Vision For Upcoming Budget Negotiations |
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| Sequester Forces "Ramen Noodle Wednesdays" at White House |
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| YES, I Realize the Media is Going Down the Shitter… |
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| Rosa Parks Statue Moved To Back Of Statuary Hall |
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| The Darker Corner of The TwiRight Zone |
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| Hagel Declares War on Israel! |
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| GOP Denies Collapse Of "Conservative Intelligentsia" |
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| Zombienomics or Night of the Living Prez |
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| Zano Says It’s Time For Simpson-Bowls! |
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| Furious Over Hack-usations, China Demands Obama’s Social Security Number |
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| Through Rove-Colored Glasses: The GOP Fail (Part Two) |
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| Norquist to Unleash Government Shrink Ray! |
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| Desperate to be Confirmed, Hagel Has Gay Sex with Jewish Lobbyist |
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| Through Rove-Colored Glasses: The GOP Fail (Part 1) |
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| Jindal on Republican Stupidity Crusade! |
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| Was Churchill’s Speech Really About Zombies? |
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| Gun Enthusiasts Use Zombie Threat to Justify Arsenals |
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| Felonies Mar Stewart's Secretary of Interior Confirmation |
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| The GOP: Snatching Defeat from the Jaws of Victory |
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| Information: Why We No Longer Get Any |
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| Woman Manatee Rider Added to "Manatee Offender List" |
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| I Have a Teleprompted Dream! |
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| GOP Furious with Obama's Permanent Changes to the Capitol Building |
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| Inauguration Day's Star-Spangled Bummer |
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| Obama Uses Children as Human Shield While Ending 2nd Amendment |
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| The Right to Bear Arms Shall Not Be Infringed by the Fringe |
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| Israel Warns The Ghetto Shaman is Within a Year of Weaponizing the New Age Movement |
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| Putin Euthanizes All Russian Shelter Kittens and Puppies |
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| Barnes Aint Noble or Right Says Fred |
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| Joe Biden Wrestles Water Pistol From Child's Hand |
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| Did Rock, Paper, Scissors Save Us From the Fiscal Cliff? |
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| Republicans Discovered on Galaxy NGC-922 |
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| Clinton Creates Nano-Blood Clot to Avoid Testifying |
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| Denny’s CEO: No Hobbit Meat in Our Grand Slam Breakfast |
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| After The Next Congress Recess What If We Just Change All The Locks On The Capital Building? |
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| Fox & Hagels: The Anti-Semitic Sandwich |
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| "Why did the Mayans Build the Fiscal Cliffs in the first place?" |
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| The Wrong Remains the Same |
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| Elves are Ho Ho Homeless After Santa’s Reign of Terror |
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| Gun Used by Border Patrol Agent Government Issue |
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| The Crank Weighs in On Hostess' Recent Liquidation |
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| "Food Stamp Challenge" Mayor Resorts to Selling Drugs |
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| Because Our Stupidity Goes to 11! |
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| GOP's 'Fiscal Cliff" Negotions Start Where They Should Have A Year Ago |
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| Jersey River Safer After Vinyl Chloride Train Wreck? |
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| They're Still Heading for the Fiscal Cliffs of Insanity? |
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| Collapse of Tokyo Tunnel "Not Godzilla Related" |
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| Opinions on Politics by a Non-Voter |
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| We Should Win A Pulitzer for This! |
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| The GOP: Time to Hide the Silverware |
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| Apu Weighs In On Hostess Debacle |
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| Pentagon Cyber Attack Immanent as Nation’s Norton Subscription Expires |
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| You Bastards! You Blew It All to Hell! |
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| Pardoned Turkey Linked to Terrorism? |
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| I Remember A Time When Scandals Weren’t Imaginary |
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| Twitanic |
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| Scandals: No One Expects the Outlandish Inquisition! |
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| Some of the Magic We Missed |
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| Obama Ramps Up Next Apology Tour |
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| A Kidnapped Hitchhikers' Guide to the Electoral Multiverse |
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| You Don't Have Romney to Kick Around Anymore |
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| Obama to Kick Off Lame Duck Session with More Golf and Drinking |
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| Dear Fox News |
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| Sandy vs Marilyn |
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| Romney Motorcade Spent Final Hours Running Over FL Voters |
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| Rove V World |
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| Klingons Mourn the Loss of a Kindred Spirit Today |
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| Romney Wins in Alternate Reality! |
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| GOP Ramps Up Their "War on Halloween" |
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| Paul Dunk, On Assignment, Massachusetts |
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| Happy Halloween from the Discord Staff! |
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| I Hope Mitt Lets Me Out Of His Binder Soon |
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| Romney’s Barrage of Ambiguous Bullsh*t Bolsters Brainless Base |
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| Surviving in a Post-Truth World |
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| The Tea Party |
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| Entire Focus Group Thinks Romney Won Last Debates |
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| Romney Pledges to Increase Taxes for Nation’s Homeless |
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| Could you imagine what would have happened to Palin if they'd unleashed the Biden in 2008? |
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| The 2nd Presidential Debate: |
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| Mitt Romney Has the Invisible Plan |
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| Obama Admits to Cough Syrup Abuse |
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| Romney Courts the Undead Vote |
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| Romney to "Clean Up" Sesame Street |
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| Don’t Call the Tea People Names, Don’t Call them at All |
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| Replacement Refs to Moderate Next Debate! |
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| First Lady Declares Obesity "The Greatest Threat to National Defense" |
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| Romney Lowers Expectation for Debates, Election, Bedroom Performance |
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| Are We Better Off Than We Were Four Years Ago? |
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| Prince Charles’ Copycat Streaking Causes Outrage, Nausea |
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| Tomb of the Unknown Candidate |
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| Romney Holds Moment of Silence for His Presidential Aspirations |
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| Romney Campaign Blaming Chief Strategist |
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| Identity of Eastwood’s Empty Chair Identified |
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| Limbaugh on DNC: A Bunch of Godless Spics, Sluts, and Ni**ers Calling Us Bigots! |
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| Umm, What Are You People Selling Exactly? |
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| GOP Diagnosed: Let the Healing Begin! |
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| Rebutt! The End is Nigh! |
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| GOP Reveals Its Vision |
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| Dozen More Injured During Reenactment of Empire State Shooting |
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| If This Is Going To Be A War of Ideas... |
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| God Gives GOP a "Time Out" |
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| Floridians Brace for Waves of Stupid Ideas, Wind |
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| Prince Harry and Rep. Yoder to Swim Amstel Naked! |
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| The Other Grover's Tacks Pledge... |
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| Romney Palin 2012 |
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| Obama to Unveil his "Turn Your Guns into Food Stamps" Program |
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| Semi-Unified Conspiracy Theories |
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| Bachmann’s Attack Finally Reaches Fabled "Ass Ceiling" |
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| Regime Change at Penn State! |
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| Increase in Land Shark Attacks Linked to Global Warming? |
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| God Angered By Obamacare Ruling! |
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| Dawn of the Dumb: A Look Back to 2012 |
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| King’s Correction, "Why Can’t We All Just Get a Loan?" |
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| Mubarak Lives but Hasn't Gone Near the Hamster Wheel or his Water Bottle for Days |
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| Occupy the Tea Party |
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| Zuckerberg Lowered into Hole Until "It Rubs the Lotion on Its Skin" |
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| Cost of War in Iraq: $1 Trillion Cost of War in Afghanistan: $2 Trillion |
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| The Fudge Report: The Disservice of Matt Drudge |
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| Edwards Admits to his Friends, his Family and the World How He Really Wanted to Nail Juror Seven |
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| Ron Paul Admits to "Partial Erection" after U.S. Announces Aid Cuts to Pakistan |
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| Jesus was a Republican! "Lost Gospel of Palin" Discovered! |
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| Bush Celebrates Memorial Day by Skipping Out on Tab |
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| Greece Downgraded and Relocated to Africa |
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| David Sedaris and His Facebook Nazis |
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| In the Mail Today |
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| Man Who Lost Everything on Facebook Investment Vents on Twitter |
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| Gingrich Reveals his 32-State Concession Speech Tour |
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| 2012: A Space Case Odyssey |
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| |
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| Seattle Five-O: Post ‘em, Zano |
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| Obama Dispatches Enterprise to Persian Gulf... |
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| Pope Angers Gotham: Is Batman Working for the Vatican? |
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| Krauthammer V Zano: The Hawk-Spank Redemption |
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| Sarkozy Bitten by Werewolf! |
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| Bleary Eyed Politician Declares War on Pollen |
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| Onward Christian Actors |
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| Secretaryian Violence Increases in Syria |
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| Discord Dissident Disses the Debt Deal Debacle |
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| Cheney's Doctor Speaks Out on His Controversial Operation |
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| Dick Cheney "Doing Great" after Heart Transplant |
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| Gingrich Vows to Campaign on Future Moon Base |
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| What did you expect? Welcome, Sonny? Thanks for nabbing Bin Laden? Thanks for avoiding a depression? |
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| Good Healthcare & Phoenix: Mutually Exclusive Terms |
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| Mysterious Phoenix Explosion Explained |
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| The Discord Caption Contest Winners Are: |
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| Springfield Elects Mayor for 17th Term |
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| Republicans Speak from Two Places, Ideology or Their Asses |
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| Man Admits He's Not a Huge Paul Fan |
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| Who Ordered the Drone Attack that Killed Breitbart? |
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| GOP: You’re Squandering an Opportunity More Golden than Trump Friggin’ Towers! |
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| Dingo Did Not Take Baby: Age Old Mystery Solved? |
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| New GOP Frontrunner Land of the Lost's Chaka!! |
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| Obama Threatens to Drop the F-Bomb on Iran |
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| |
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| You Show Me Your Birth Certificate If You Want to See Mine |
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| The Liz Cheney Interview: Brought to You by the Makers of Nexium |
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| Gomez-Fester 2012 |
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| Newt Gingrich Concedes Race and Endorses Younger Newt Gingrich |
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| Did Romney Pander to Vegas Voters? |
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| Brewer Queen of the Desert |
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| Punxsutawney Pete Predicts Six-More-Weeks of Slow Economic Growth |
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| Republicans STILL Seeking Likeable, Dangerously Incompetent Candidate |
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| Ham Slam: Miss Piggy’s Fox News Roast |
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| Is Gingrich Practicing his 'Knock Out' Campaign Promise on Lesser Dems? |
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| Freudian Slippery? Gingrich Shakes Baby’s Hand and Kisses Mother |
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| Cruise Captain Burns Down Home During House Arrest! |
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| Megyn Kelly vs Andrew Sullivan: Reality vs the Neococoon |
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| One Percenter Donates $7.5 Million to Repair Washington's 'All Seeing Eye' |
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| Obama to Increase Deficit in New 'Fun Size' Increments |
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| Does the Colbert Surge Mark the End for America? |
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| Yes We Have No Bananas... |
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| 2011 The Discord’s Person of the Year |
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| 2012: The Choice between Smart Unconstitutional Power, or Incompetent Unconstitutional Power |
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| Obama Falls Behind on White House Mortgage Payments |
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| Stick to Writing Jokes, Mikko: The Zano Rebuttal Rides Again |
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| DON'T TAUNT DR. EGO!!!! |
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| The Taliban, the Hawks and the Biden "Gaffe" |
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| Bachmann Hires North Korean Criers After Stunning Loss in Iowa |
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| Actually, This is When the North Koreans Started Crying |
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| The Alan Colmes of Facebook and the Comment Thread from Hell |
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| Where is the Supercommittee Now? |
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| Cain Funds Time Machine in Effort to Not Grope Women in Past |
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| Georgia Woman Claims, "Despite My Advances, Cain Was Never Inappropriate" |
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| Belgium Downgraded to Countrytoid |
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| Save Some Real Money Supercomittee, Weed the People! |
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| |
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| Gingrich Surge Fueled by Angry NBA Fans |
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| Stunning Volcano Spews Hot Air and Lava Miles into the Air |
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| Christmas Elves Forcibly Remove Occupy North Polers |
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| Republicans Still Seeking Likeable, Dangerously Incompetent Candidate |
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| Entitled Occupiers, Sociopaths, and those "Free Market" Slaves |
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| What We All Can Agree On |
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| Obama Expected to Give Up During Next Scheduled Press Conference |
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| Mission to Be Accomplished for Real |
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| Oklahoma Earthquake: Millions of Kernels Still Trapped under Downed Cornstalks! |
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| RIP My Little Bundle of Nuclear Joy |
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| Cain-Burns 2012 |
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| Conviction Change is Real! |
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| If America Promises to Disband Capitalism will you all take a Shower? |
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| Making Fun of These Royals Means Prison or No Lunch Specials for a Lifetime |
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| Tea Party Chooses Hypocrisy over Religiosity |
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| Eric Holder's Amazon Purchases Hacked! |
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| Occupy Wal*Mart Protest Lasts Six Grueling Hours |
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| I Said I Wasn’t Going to Read Zano’s Post, But, Alas, I Did |
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| The Shit Heard Round the World |
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| Planting the Seeds of Discord and Unintended Consequences |
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| Palin Not Running: Prefers to be "an Outsider" |
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| E*Trade Baby Attacked by Wall Street Protestors! |
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| Are Christie and Huntsman Too Smart for the GOP? |
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| Onion Copycat Case Draws Anemic Ridicule for Discord |
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| Chris Christie’s Speech: Revisionist History or Just Plain Bullshit? You Decide |
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| Chris Christie Should Not Run!! |
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| Mothman Found Dead! |
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| Nation to Cryogenically Freeze itself until Current Job Problem Solvable |
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| Merkel Agrees to EU Bailouts Only if Greece Submits to a Drug Test |
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| ASPCA Mistakenly Euthanizes Tea Party Congressman |
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| Live-Blogging the Republican Debate on Opiates |
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| Osama Bin Laden’s Wife Claims Pot was "Mellowing him Out" |
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| Cheney Reveals his Post 9/11 Undisclosed Location in New Book |
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| He Rode a Blazing Deficit |
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| Bachmann Lured through Hellish Nether Portal |
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| English Bobbies to Quell Riots by Saying Stop…Again |
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| You Say You Want a Revolution? |
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| Perry Trump in 2012 |
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| Right-Wing Blow-Hards Lead the Charge |
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| England has the right idea... |
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| Cthulhu Officially Endorses Palin |
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| Egypt: Mubarak Faces Lethal Dose via Water Dispenser |
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| |
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| Man Filling Void left by Glenn Beck with Cannibalism |
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| Ill-Informed Citizens Unite, form of Tea Bag |
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| The Romney3000 Breeched: Hackers make off with Sensitive Campaign Data! |
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| Clemency for Clemens? Why Lying to a Politician Should Not Only Be Legal But Encouraged |
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| Bush and Cheney Deny Employing Dementors at Guantanamo Bay |
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| Life Impaired Protest Ends In Violence |
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| Murdoch Claims Fox News is "Too Biased to Fail" |
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| The Crank Redeemed! Everything in my Last Post was Liberal Propaganda |
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| 2007 Miss Teen U.S.A. Finalist the New Tea Party Queen? |
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| Scientists Lied, Camels Died |
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| North Korea Boasts Capability of New Ballistic Something: Taepowoodendong-2 |
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| GOP Claims Gingrich’s Mouth Nearly Contained at this Time |
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| No Negotiating with Teabaggerists! |
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| Happy Crankipendence Day: for those who Give a Shit |
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| Palin to Donate Frontal Lobes to Bachmann Campaign |
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| Obama, "Our Borders are Secure!" |
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| Palin Announces Exit Strategy |
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| Climate Change, Global Weirding, and the Universally Wrong |
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| Hey, Mikko, Stop Blowing Wind up My Ass |
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| Government Contracts with Tornado Hunters |
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| Spendthra VS. Cutzilla: Battle for Earth |
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| Palin Leaves Children, Dog Outside of Bar for Two Hours with Tour Bus Running |
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| The Last Supper: Progressive Thought and Reverse Peristalsis |
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| 2012 Palin Presidency Prophecy! |
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| On Closer Inspection, Maybe the Birthers were Right! |
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| I’m Running for President! |
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| Discord Responds to Dems & Republicans...Release the CRANKEN!!! |
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| Dateline: Saturday May 21st 6:00PM: World Ends |
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| Dems Respond... |
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| The Economy: $ome Ea$y $olution$ that Can’t Po$$ibly Work |
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| We Have No Good Nominees? This Late? |
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| Twisted Twister hits Adult Shoppe with Deadly-Hysterical Consequences |
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| Bin Laden Death Photo Creates More Questions than Answers |
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| Bin Laden Spent Final Hours Watching Baywatch Marathon |
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| Due to Continued Al-Qaeda Threats to the Daily Discord... |
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| ACLU Condemns Ocean’s Treatment of Bin Laden’s Body |
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| Instead of an Islamic funeral, can't we just shove a bomb up his ass and drop him on Kaddafi? |
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| The Discord Exclusive Sean Hannity/Mick Zano Interview! |
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| Orcs Vying to Overthrow Sauron through Social Sites |
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| FAA Bans Booze for Controllers, Recliners on Probation |
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| The Garbage Gestapo Has Come to Mayberry |
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| Trump’s Hairdresser Calling for Exploratory Committee |
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| Never Mind that Shit, Here Comes Mongo! |
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| Etrade Baby Arrested on Insider Trading Charges |
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| Burger King Mascot Fails in Libya |
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| Japanese Nuclear Engineers Seeking "Expert" Advice from Springfield Man |
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| Crankin’ Up a Shutdown |
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| NASA Discovers Planet Where Republican Views Make Sense |
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| Neocons to Defund NPR to Raise Funds to Bomb Syria |
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| The Grudge Report |
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| Libya: Two Special Comments, Three Special Swear Words |
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| Mattel to Introduce Moose Murder Barbie! |
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| Plume with a View: The Best Place to View Radioactive Cloud is Southwestern U.S. |
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| Obama Sends Fleet to Head off Japanese Radiation Plume |
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| U.S. Cooling Japanese Reactors with Help from Snow Miser? |
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| I’m Waving the Cranky White Towel of Disgust |
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| Critics Accuse NRA of Marketing to Children |
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| Texas Governor Calling for Death of Illinois Governor Who Abolished Death Penalty |
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| Info from Japan's Nuclear Incidents Unreliable? |
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| Being a Fox News Contributor: Few are Chosen, Fewer Still are Called |
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| The Case for Obama’s Impeachment |
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| Egypt's Aftermath: Looters Make Off with the Great Pyramid |
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| Send in the Envoy: |
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| There are No Heroes: Pox on Both Yer Budgets! |
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| Intelligence Suggests Gaddafi Seeking Plutonium |
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| Decision 2012, The New Face of Roulette |
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| Dr. Zaius Banishes Democratic Leadership to Forbidden Zone |
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| What Are You so Damn Proud of Real America? |
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| Last Day in Office Mubarak to be Entombed in Great Pyramid of Giza |
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| Ruperteiser Scrooge: A Post Christmas Carol Post |
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| A Cranky Morning in New York |
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| Cairo Unhappy with New Value Menu |
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| Obama Apologizes to Pakistan for Next Dozen Drone attacks |
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| Biden Reassures the Country of Afghanistan... |
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| Narnia Boasts Successful Enrichment of a Weapons-Grade Mythical Element |
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| Eric Holder: Not Exactly Sure Where His Keys Are |
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| Did All 5,000 Birds Die by Flying into a Large Window Suspended from Two Hot Air Balloons? |
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| Fox News Linked to Rage, Paranoia, and Impotence in Lab Rats |
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| Straight Marine Mistakenly "Comes Out" After DADT Verdict |
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| Al-Qaeda Planning Christmas Attacks! |
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| Hoover Dam Bridge Dismantled to Save Flying Salmon |
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| The New York Times Suing The Daily Discord…Again |
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| WikiLeaks: The Discord Makes Stuff Up! |
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| City Employee Admits to Leaving Bat Signal on All Weekend |
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| Obama Humiliated by "Singing Frog" Sensation |
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| Al Gore , Men In Green, and the HARP that will Destroy Earth! |
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| Airport Offers "Happy Ending" Security Screenings |
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| In Defense of Our 44th President |
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| Rangel's Pitty Plea at the Big Hearing: |
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| Discord Derides Daily Show for Rally Folly |
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| Dark Rider Sightings Shock Shirefolk |
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| Apparently Only Five People Interested in Restoring Sanity in Arizona |
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| The Crank's Idea of Em-bed-ded Reporting |
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| Obama Sells Texas to Mexican Drug Cartel |
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| Debate is the Death of Conversation: Especially with You! |
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| Midterm Enthusiasm Gap Finally Identified |
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| Another Unnecessary Scathing Personal Attack on Pernick |
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| Midterms Looming: Will Republicans Stop the Budgetary Madness? |
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| Fox on Both Your Houses: The Green Meanies and Patriotic Pinheads Deciphered |
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| Petraeus Urges Discord to Halt Plans for Egg a Radical Muslim Cleric Day |
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| Was the Red Toxic Sludgeslide a Result of Hellboy's Value Menu Night? |
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| Glenn Beck! |
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| Backyard Beer Summit: Obama Meets Jon Stewart and CNN’s Rick Sanchez over Beer |
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| God Told Me to Masturbate to Christine O'Donnell Ads |
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| Pictures of Discord’s D.C. Mall Rally Doctored? |
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| Discord’s "I’m Having a Hard Time Giving a Shit" Rally Flops |
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| Fox News & the Tea Party: Sometimes There Isn’t Safety in Numbers |
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| Don’t Tell Me ‘bout Racism, I’m a $@#% Beige Gorilla! |
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| Rahm Emanuel May Leave the White House This Week! |
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| CNN: It Isn’t Just For Blitzer Anymore |
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| Goodstock: Three Months of Jobs, Growth, and Prosperity has Died |
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| Bush Forever Cements Legacy by Forfeiting Heisman Trophy |
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| The Terrorists Win the War on Terror: Film at 11 |
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| I’m Sure You Made a Valid Point Somewhere, Crank: We Have People Working on It Now |
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| Mongo Tony Blair Grabs and Devours his Creator to the Horror of a Large UK Crowd |
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| One More Time…with Feeling! A Zano Rebuttal |
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| CHRISTIE/CRANK IN 2012 |
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| Sure One Mosque at Ground Zero is Controversial, but a Pair... |
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| Ms. Cretin USA Pageant 2010 a Dead Heat! |
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| Mosque of the Red Death: Fundamentalism, Tribalism and the Fighting Foxeteers |
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| Source of Iowa Egg Salmonella Outbreak Discovered |
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| Kubrick Directed Obama Family Gulf Swim! |
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| From My Cold Dead Amendments: Thomas Was Wrong to Invoke the 14th in Support of the 2nd Amendment |
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| The ShamWhite |
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| Boomeritis, College Trials, and the Infamous Starburst Incident |
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| Petraeus to Expand Don’t Ask Don’t Tell to His War Exit Strategies |
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| A Confused Senator Nelson Refuses to Confirm American Idol Judge Nomination |
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| Plot to Bomb VP Biden’s Vocal Chords Mistakenly Foiled |
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| OK, Crank, I’ll Stop Bitching: After this One Last Time |
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| Latest BP Footage Shows New Well Cap Working |
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| BP Photoshopper Vows to Make the Gulf Spill Look Better, One Pixel at a Time |
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| Hung, Beaten, Impaled Iranian Nuclear Scientist’s Death Deemed Suicide |
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| Funny Thing, but Breaking Something Called the Justice Department Might Have Consequences for, er…Justice |
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| Obama Clones Dispatched for Gulf Clean Up |
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| Interview with the Zanpire |
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| In Bid for Reality TV Spot, Octomom Sends Children on Cross Atlantic Flying Canoe Trip |
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| Is Barack Obama a Textbook Case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder? |
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| BP Insists Their Containment Dome is State of the Art |
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| Many Spend the 4th Reminiscing with Fox News: Harkening Back to a Time of Rampant Patriotism and ‘We’re # 1’ Absurdities |
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| The Subliminal Mind Fuck America |
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| State of Emergency Declared as Wave of Incompetence Slams into Washington |
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| The Début of The Chronicles of Jack Primus, or Zombie and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance |
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| BP Gusher Now Spewing Guinness! |
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| Libertarians Anonymous: Breaking with the Tea Parties, Texas Tea, and All Things Lipton |
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| BP Spends 1.3 Billion on Oil Gusher Video Makeover |
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| Gen. McChrystal Sets the Record Straight: I'm inundated with tribal types, petty warlords, and corrupt leaders... |
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| Valdez Vet to Pilot Petroleum Pickup |
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| Cranking on the Border |
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| HELP WANTED: m/f/other POSITION: President of large North American country |
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| Obama Vying for Government Control over Financial Markets and Hookers |
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| Palin: The Other White Meat |
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| Daily Discord Admits to Photoshopping Giant Guatemalan Sink Hole |
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| Screw You and the Deficit You Rode in On (a Zano Rant: Part Deux) |
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| Thomas Suggests Controversial Discord Contributor Relocate to Poland! |
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| The Truth about Liberal Lies |
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| Ann Coulter Sued by Opportunistic Leftist Bitches |
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| A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Protest |
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| Bush, the Tea Party, and Fiscal Conservatism for Dummies |
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| BP Last Week: "Spill Tiny Compared to Ocean." BP This Week: "Earth’s Demise Insignificant compared to Whole Universe." |
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| Don't Worry Shahzad, Failed Jihadists Get 72 Sturgeons in the Afterlife |
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| Putin: Kicking Some Pirate Heine |
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| Praising Arizona |
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| Send Brewer, Guns, and Money |
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| Greece is the Word |
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| The Tea Party Deciphered |
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| Beyond Petroleum Jelly |
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| U.S. Coast Guard Releases Image of Oil Spill Response Efforts |
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| Chinese Freighter Filled with Shark Fins, Whale Blubber, and Crude Oil Smashes into Great Barrier Reef |
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| Dumb and Hummer |
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| The Next 9-11!!! |
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| Does America Need an Integral, Yet Raging, Nougat-Filled Center? |
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| Black Box Reveals Polish President’s Desire to Restore the Polish Joke |
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| The Ballad of Lizzie Board’em |
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| U.S. Military to Weaponize Biden’s Mouth |
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| Proctologist Fingered in Police Lineup |
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| Second Inconvenient Truth Linked to Al Gore’s Cross-Dressing |
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| Dr. Obamacare: or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Healthcare Bill |
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| The Death Book Resurrection by Messiah Obama |
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| A Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Engineer Exposed as Al-Qaeda Operative! |
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| Free Speech for Those who Can Afford It: An Informed Rebuttal |
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| Voter Victimization: How Do I Know When My Political Party is Abusive and Controlling? |
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| Free Speech for Those who Can Afford It |
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| Job Stimulus Package Patterned after Male Enhancement Pill Cialis |
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| Think Outside the Fox: A Crank Rebuttal |
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| Are Nashville Predator Drones Killing too Many Civilians? |
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| Mick Zano: Dip 3 |
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| Clash of Civilizations? |
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| Military Wiccans Denounce Don’t Cast Don’t Spell |
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| Obama Just Needs a 9/11 Moment to Unite Country Behind His Agenda |
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| Obama’s Economic Team Seen Entering Cash Advance Establishment |
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| Obama Fights Soft Image by Releasing Guantanamo Detainees… |
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| The Transcosmetic Party: No. We Don’t Necessarily Wear Dresses |
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| Discord Sues Sarah Palin on Charges of Self Satire |
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| The Double Dip Recession and the Obama Illusion |
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| Haitian Refugees Housed in Guantanamo Mistakenly Tortured |
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| A Mikky-Twoshits Rebuttal |
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| The Daily Discord: Breaking Down News into Tiny Shards of Sensationalism |
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| Darth Eighter: The Proposition 8 Sith Lord |
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| Obama Admits The Count Tallied Jobs Created by the Stimulus Package |
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| Liberal Reaction to Sarah Palin Becoming a Fox News Contributor |
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| Rescue Called Off in Haiti: Too Many Survivors Asking to Return to Rubble |
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| Report Suggests Military Missed Signs Fort Hood Shootist was Radicalized |
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| Silly Hat Day Goes Unnoticed at Afghani Parliament |
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| Reid Walks on the Wild Side, Steps in Shit |
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| New Book Game Change Reveals Palin’s Own V.P. Debate Prep Notes |
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| The Crotch Bomber Kid |
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| To Prove His Patriotism... |
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| The Libranos |
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| The Great Crank Hunter |
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| Napolitano Finds No Evidence of Her Own Competence |
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| Marriott Admits 27 Gingerbread Men Died During Construction of Castle Display |
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| Bride of "Another Discord Apology" |
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| An Open Letter to Ed "Erectile Dysfunction" Whiteacre, Chairman of GM |
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| Economy Brightens! |
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| Supplement Your Lack of Covered Breast Exams with an Uncovered Discord Mammogram Today! |
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| Zano Warns of Double Dip Recession |
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| Iran Insists their 'Death to America Jihad-9' Nuclear Warheads are for Peaceful Purposes Only |
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| HIV Infections Spread During World AIDS Day Debacle |
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| Second Bow Comes with a Not so Subtle Message |
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| Brady Campaign Seeks to Disarm Military to Stop Gun Violence |
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| Mayor Attacks Obama for Preempting Charlie Brown X-mas in America’s Fartland |
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| It Might Not Happen Tomorrow: So Keep On Polluting |
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| You Can Get Up Now Mr. Stowie. They're Onto Us. |
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| Discord Discovers Real Reason Lou Dobbs Left CNN! |
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| Happy Cranksgiving: Hey Congress, How ‘Bout a Reach Around? |
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| The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man's Recent Infatuation with Pornography... |
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| Foghorn Leghorn Rocks Holder’s World |
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| Hillary Pushing for Bill to Decrease Emissions |
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| Obama Calls China Visit a Success: Annual Fee Waived and Two Late Payment Charges Lifted |
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| Mahmoud Abbas Vows to Rid Palestine of Himself |
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| You Shall Not Pass!!!! |
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| If You Want to Put Out a Fire in Athens… |
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| Sarah Palin: The New Frau Blücher! NEEEHeeHeheeheeeheh |
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| The Patriotard Menace: A Crank Rebuttal |
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| BOY! I Say, I Say BOY! |
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| Newly Leaked CIA Torture Pics Raise More Questions than They Answer |
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| DAVID CARRADINE DIES IN HANGKOK, THAIHAND |
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| Political Climate Change is Real! |
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| THE CRANK MANIFESTO: The Zano Rebuttal |
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| THE CRANK MANIFESTO: Get a Life Zano! |
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| No Link Between Discord Executive and Corrupt Illinois Gov. Blagojevich |
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| Discord Announces Two Billion Dollar Bailout Request |
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| SNEAK PEEK AT NEXT YEARS DETROIT AUTO SHOW! |
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| My Flip Flop Reversal |
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| Objective Blame vs. Qualitative Responsibility: The Blamesylvania Rebuttal |
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| Enola Gay Flown Over Iraqi Airspace: Drops Thousands of 'Hint, Hint' Flyers |
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| 2008 Election: Redneck Reaction |
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| A Recent Email Exchange Between Barak Obama and the Discord’s Own, Mick Zano |
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| Ron Paul For President! |
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| NEO-HIPPIES - What the Hell? |
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| Top 10 Dictatorial Sitcoms |
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| The Campaign Slogan That May Have Cost Him The Nomination |
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| Massive Home Scrotal Defibrillator Recall! |
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| Higgs-Boson Particle Reveals New 10 Commandments! |
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| Russian Prehistoric Lake Drilling Unleashes Zombie Plague! |
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| Pink Slime Content Revealed! |
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| Review of the 'Accu-Check Aviva' Glucose Monitoring System |
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| Cyber Geek Accidentally Summons Virtual Demon |
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| Mysterious Crap Circles: Alien Messages or Intestinal Flu? |
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| World’s Entire Fossil Record Created by One Obsessive-Compulsive Hoaxter |
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| Mayans Little Known 2013 Earth-Ovum Prediction |
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| Local Man is First in Nuclear Nasal Fusion |
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| Should I be Concerned? |
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| Discord Proves Apollo Conspiracy! |
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| In Search of the "God Particle" LHC Finds Something Completely Different |
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| Is Our Scientific Research Becoming too Suggestive? |
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| Subatomic Particles Protest Outside of LHC |
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| PETA Rebuttal: All U.S. Beef from Free-Range Cattle |
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| Asteroids Did Kill the Dinosaurs! |
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| Apple to Unleash the iPud |
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| Wikileaks Identify Iranian Nuke Crasher as Alaskan Bull Worm |
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| The Bone Gang Destroys Pluto |
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| New Sierra Club Measures to Protect Non-Numanity Habitats |
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| Jupiter Has Success on South Belt Diet |
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| NASA Probe Glitch: Scout is Spirit’s Bitch |
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| Long-Term Cannabis Use Linked to Partying in Lab Rats |
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| Discord Discovers Truth Behind Mysterious Norway Cloud! |
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| Large Hadron Collider Downed by Refried Beans |
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| Did Darwin's Family Influence His Theory? |
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| New, Universal Scientific Unit System Unveiled |
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| McDOORIS: A Very Late Rebuttal Indeed |
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| Al-Jazeera to Broadcast New Bin Laden Videotape in HD?! |
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| The CRANK MANIFESTO: The Sheer Stupidity Of Going “Green” |
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| Neurillogical: Why Some People Are Wrong For Soooo Long |
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| Peter Sellers had it Right: Swine Flu 101 |
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| Breaking Wind |
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| Franco-Swiss “Research” Alliance Will Create Earth-Swallowing Black Hole! |
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| Study Finds Obese Children at Greater Risk for Fat Jokes |
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| Study Finds Fibromyalgia Linked to Bull Shit |
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| Huge Stone Egg Discovered Under Notre-Dame Gargoyle |
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| Pterodactyls and Thunderbirds Account for Most UFO Sightings Says Elvis Clone |
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| How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Global Warming and Learned to Love the Sun |
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| Cloning of Japanese Chia Pet Condemned as ‘Abomination’ by local Sea Monkeys |
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| Viagra Warns: Number of Uncontrollable Erections Set to Rise |
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| Time Traveling Prankster Tells Aztecs the Sun Will Extinguish Without Human Blood. |
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| Spirituality & Enlightenment | |||
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| I Don't Always Invent Obama Scandals |
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| God Targeting the Tea Party with Hail and Shit |
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| Guess The Pope’s Final Tweet for Cash Prizes! |
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| Pope Incinerates Hundreds During Last Public Appearance |
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| Angered by the Pope's Resignation God Fires Warning Shot Across Our Bow |
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| NASA Finally Tracking Quetzalcoatl’s Progress! |
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| Homeland Security Bans Seven of Ten Ghetto Shaman New Year's Resolutions |
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| Apocalypse Fail Leaves Discord Material-less |
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| Who’s Looking Out for “True”? |
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| Super Game XXVIIV |
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| Vince Shlomi of ShamWow Fame’s Infomercial Mix Up |
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| Discord’s Pierce Winslow Bids to Buy Phoenix Coyotes |
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| Kobe Bryant to Announce Location of Next Planned Sexual Assault in One-Hour Special Announcement |
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| Sex Addiction Classes Fail |
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| Being the Worst NHL Fans Year after Year |
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| U.S. National Park Service: Canada Sold to Exxon Mobile |
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| X-Men Mutants Banned from Winter Olympics |
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| Super Bowl Ads Unaffordable: CBS to Replay Footage of Janet Jackson’s Breast |
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| All Hail Tiger Woods |
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| PETA Condemns Discord’s Latest Grudge Match |
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| If a Woods Drives into a Tree with Nobody Around to Recount It, Does It Make a Sound? |
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| Wayne Gretzky Goes from the Great One to the Late One: Calls it Quits without Actually Calling |
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| Eagles Sign Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme to 5-year Deal |
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| $28.00 |
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| Top Ten Failed Football Mascots |
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| The Haunted Palace at Prescott’s Whiskey Row |
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| Plight of the Phoenix: How I Stopped Worrying About On-Coming Traffic and Learned to Love the Valley |
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| Interview by a Vampire |
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| Haunted Silverton: A Grand Imperial Poltergeist |
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| Ouray’s Western Hotel: A Very Brady Slaughter House |
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| First Real Zombie Attack in Flagstaff |
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| Ouija Session Reportedly "Very Fustratting" for Dyslexic Ghost |
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| Apparently, Two Beers and a Free Meal = $48.50 |
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| Flagstaff’s Brew Ha-Ha Gets the Last Laugh |
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| Oklahoma Town Baffled by Lack of Tourism |
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| The Haunted Weatherford and the Yahtzee Séance |
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| Chinatown Vegas: You Go Now! |
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| Top 10: The Best Guinness in Las Vegas Revealed! |
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| Vegas San Gennaro: Leave the Feast, Take the Cannoli |
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| Made in the Shade Brew Fest: Bring Sunscreen |
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| Sedona’s Red Rock Café…BWTF? |
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| Holy Rollercoaster, Batman! |
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| And now for Something Completely Celtic |
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| Celtic Crossings: Best Guinness Pour in AZ |
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| The View from My Guinness: A Stout Pours in Sedona |
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| ATVs: A-hole Trashy Victimizers and Why I Hate Them |
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| Viva Lost Coverage: Zano’s Vegas Coverage Fiasco |
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| The Discord’s Para Abnormal Research Team vs. Haunted Jerome |
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| License to Craw |
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| Flagstaff’s Big Red Poor |
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| Stout and Java: the Next PB&J? |
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| The Heart Attack Grill Charged with Assisted Suicide: No Charge, Cash Only |
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| Porn Free: One Cabby’s Vegas Tail |
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| Hey, Bed, Bath & Beyond Bull Shit, Stick that Ergonomic Gravy-Separator Up Yer… |
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| The Danger and Intrigue of Live Girl Billboards: Turning Road Rage into Road Raging Hard Ons |
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| An American Werewolf at Zeta |
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| Tomorrow Bissua Edouardo Rides His Last Bull, or Not |
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| The Bucks County Badlands: Haunted Pennsylvania |
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| Area 51: The Undiscovered Country |
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| Ghost Writers in the Sand |
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| Flagstaff’s Infamous Monte Vista Hotel |
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| The Ghosts of Brewers Past: Philly’s General Lafayette Inn |
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| Haunted Gettysburg |
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| America’s Stonehenge: Intrigue, Mystery and Closet Space |
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| P.U.B.B. (Poets United for a Better Barroom) |
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| Losing Pub Friends in the Starbuckarama (Rebuttal) |
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| Hope Wanes of Ever Finding Amelia Earhart Alive |
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| Alex Bone’s Get Poor Quick Scheme |
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| Thai Porn Restaurants Linked to Dolphin Exploitation |
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| Amazon Buys Out All Major Grocery Store Chains |
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| Men Officially Concede Battle of the Sexes |
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| Gun Enthusiasts Use Zombie Threat to Justify Arsenals |
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| Alien Invaders Distressed Over Failed Apocalypse |
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| Discord Resorts to Black Magic to Increase Ratings |
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| Interview by a Vampire |
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| Romney Pledges to Increase Taxes for Nation’s Homeless |
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| Romney Courts the Undead Vote |
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| Cthulhu Thwarting Release of Jack Primus' 2nd Book? |
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| Aliens Pledge to Destroy Human Race as Favor to Dolphins?! |
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| Geeks Threaten Internet if Bullies Don’t Beat Themselves Up |
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| First Real Zombie Attack in Flagstaff |
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| The John Conner Interview |
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| Are you a Serpent or a Rat? Take the Quiz of Yig! |
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| The Discord’s Wilderness Survival Quiz |
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| America’s Newest Trend: Anti-life Coaching |
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| The Discord Staff Pledges to Binge Drink this Saint Patrick’s Day |
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| Winslow Removes the Discord ‘Casting Couch’ from Zano’s Office |
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| Gripe of Frankenstein: Declining Popularity Forces Monster into Therapy |
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| Author Michael Griffiths' 'Zombie Christmas Story' Rejected for Lack of Gore. |
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| Horror Author Michael D. Griffiths a Zombie? |
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| Aliens Set to Invade Earth have Bagged the Idea |
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| U.S. Border Fence with Mexico Replaced with Banana Peels |
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| Cthulhu Officially Endorses Palin |
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| Life Impaired Protest Ends In Violence |
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| Fantasy Characters Living Through Real Apocalypses Protest Fake End of Days |
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| Bone Escalates the Invertebrate Conflict into Outright War |
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| Beer Cleansing |
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| ATVs: A-hole Trashy Victimizers and Why I Hate Them |
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| Bill and Dead’s Excellent Adventure, or that Zombie is sooo Cute |
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| Al Gore , Men In Green, and the HARP that will Destroy Earth! |
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| Jack Primus, The Ghetto Shaman, and All the Chicken Wings they could Rally |
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| Sage Rage: Incarceration for Dummies |
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| License to Craw |
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| The Bone Gang Destroys Pluto |
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| Arizona Adds Social Site Addiction to Statewide Recovery Programs |
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| Arizona’s Crawdad Menace and Other Disturbing Observations |
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| My Dreams Down the Twitter: Yet Another Daily Discord Lawsuit |
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| The Crotch Bomber Kid |
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| Fox News Alert: Five Reasons Why We Should Always Remember to Hate Homosexuals. |
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| Trend Rending |
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| Andre Gadner | |||
| Those Libertarian Blues |
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| Ms. Cretin USA Pageant 2010 a Dead Heat! |
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| Libertarians Anonymous: Breaking with the Tea Parties, Texas Tea, and All Things Lipton |
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| Texas Twits Twist Textbook Theme |
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| Cooking for Naked People |
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| Bald Tony | |||
| HIKE: A Four Letter Word for a Reason |
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| Chinatown Vegas: You Go Now! |
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| Vegas San Gennaro: Leave the Feast, Take the Cannoli |
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| Another One Bites the Dust |
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| And now for Something Completely Celtic |
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| The First Rule of Pizza Club is Don’t Talk About Pizza Club |
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| Flagstaff’s Big Red Poor |
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| The Heart Attack Grill Charged with Assisted Suicide: No Charge, Cash Only |
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| Porn Free: One Cabby’s Vegas Tail |
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| The Danger and Intrigue of Live Girl Billboards: Turning Road Rage into Road Raging Hard Ons |
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| Area 51: The Undiscovered Country |
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| Ghost Writers in the Sand |
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| Cokie McGrath | |||
| Zano to Quit the Discord....Again |
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| Aging: It May Be Fucked Up but Maybe Less So |
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| Alex Bone: Arizona’s New Homelessness Advocate |
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| Life Coach Cokie |
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| Life Coach Cokie |
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| Life Coach Cokie: On Social Site Bombing |
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| You Don't Have Romney to Kick Around Anymore |
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| Umm, What Are You People Selling Exactly? |
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| Last Data from Curiosity... |
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| Can the Ghetto Shaman Save American Idol? |
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| Join the Unemployed to Help Romney’s Chances |
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| Sarkozy Bitten by Werewolf! |
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| Apparently, Two Beers and a Free Meal = $48.50 |
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| Did Romney Pander to Vegas Voters? |
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| Uh Oh, Tebow's Getting Weird |
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| There Ain’t No Church on Fire Tower Road |
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| We are Discord! |
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| Cantaloupe Attacks More Brazen! |
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| Palin Not Running: Prefers to be "an Outsider" |
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| Mayans Little Known 2013 Earth-Ovum Prediction |
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| "You've Got a Friend in Cheez-it" Campaign Causes Controversy |
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| Bed Bugs on the Rise? |
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| Holiday Inn? How about Holiday Out |
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| Shop VoldeMart! |
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| Methodology of Latest Discord Study Questioned |
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| Etch A Scotch |
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| Jimmy Makes a Fatal Mistake |
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| On Closer Inspection, Maybe the Birthers were Right! |
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| I’m Running for President! |
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| Pakistanis Are Furious Beiber not Appearing in Islamabad |
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| Critics Accuse NRA of Marketing to Children |
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| Wikileaks Identify Iranian Nuke Crasher as Alaskan Bull Worm |
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| Pennsylvanian Women Swept Away by Aliens |
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| Cobra Sucks: or why at 42 I want Obamacare to Allow Me Back on My Parent’s Insurance |
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| Serendrunkity and Drinkronicity |
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| Guess the Ghetto Shaman's Last Bail Total and Win a Trip to Vegas with the Discord Gang! |
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| Sure One Mosque at Ground Zero is Controversial, but a Pair... |
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| Latest BP Footage Shows New Well Cap Working |
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| Toyota Finds First Clue for Recent Glitches |
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| The Tea Party Deciphered |
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| Breaking Sharia Law with Style! |
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| The Ballad of Lizzie Board’em |
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| Proctologist Fingered in Police Lineup |
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| Gaffe Guru Biden Introduces a Scandal Weary Pope |
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| Sea World Audience Fails to Identify Trainer's Killer in Police Lineup |
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| Cameron's Premiere of Discord in 3D Flops |
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| Southwest to Accommodate Kevin Smith |
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| Free Speech for Those who Can Afford It |
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| Are Nashville Predator Drones Killing too Many Civilians? |
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| X-Men Mutants Banned from Winter Olympics |
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| Obama Fights Soft Image by Releasing Guantanamo Detainees… |
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| With the Shaman, The Ghetto Shaman... |
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| All Hail Tiger Woods |
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| Discord Discovers Real Reason Lou Dobbs Left CNN! |
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| Apes, Shamans, and Atsals on Health Care |
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| Werewolf Caught Drinking Pina Coladas at Trader Vics: Obama Vows to send the Envoy |
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| My Facebook Needs a Face Lift |
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| The Daily Discord: 2009 An Editing Odyssey |
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| POSITION DESIRED: PRESIDENT OF THE DISCORD NATION |
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| Unemployment Compensation for Dummies |
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| $28.00 |
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| The House Divided |
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| My Flip Flop Reversal |
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| Hillary Names Running Mate |
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| Losing Pub Friends in the Starbuckarama (Rebuttal) |
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| Erisa Brahe | |||
| New Technology Lets Blind See Porn |
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| Pope Seeks Retirement Advice from Emperor Palpatine |
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| Dino Farts the Cause of Prehistoric Global Warming? |
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| Cannibals Offended by the Name Zombie |
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| Russian Prehistoric Lake Drilling Unleashes Zombie Plague! |
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| Ertel | |||
| Checkout Ertel: Express Lane Only |
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| So You Want to Be a Bounty Hunter? |
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| H.G. Ertel’s The Time Machine |
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| If I Had 325 Million Dollars: Song Sold Separately |
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| "Did Santa Just Hit On Mommy?" The Department Store Confidential |
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| Rise of the Archeostorageunitologist |
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| L. Wolfe | |||
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| Discord Proves Apollo Conspiracy! |
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| PETA Rebuttal: All U.S. Beef from Free-Range Cattle |
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| Christmas No Mas: or How the Crank Saved Christmas |
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| Discord to Flush All Toilet Humor |
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| Is the Liberal Libido Warping Our Children? |
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| Earth is Flat Museum Opens in Kentucky! |
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| Daily Discord Featured in Major Nouveau Avante Garde Magazine! |
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| Hung, Beaten, Impaled Iranian Nuclear Scientist’s Death Deemed Suicide |
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| Study Suggests a Dark Coloring Prejudice in America |
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| Jupiter Has Success on South Belt Diet |
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| U.S. Coast Guard Releases Image of Oil Spill Response Efforts |
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| Serious Solutions Sought for Sesame Street's Social Slide |
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| North Pole Packs Up, Moves to the Far East: Discord Discovers Cause! |
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| Discord at the Discord: or, Why as a Contributor I’ve Resorted to Death Threats and Violence |
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| Large Hadron Collider Downed by Refried Beans |
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| New Federal Healthcare Insurance Policies Only Benefit Klingons, Siamese Twins, and Earthworms |
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| New, Universal Scientific Unit System Unveiled |
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| Peter Sellers had it Right: Swine Flu 101 |
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| The Dimming Dilemma |
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| Breaking Wind |
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| The West Nile, Virus, Bird Flu, Weaponized Anthrax, and Other Things that Make You Go Hmmmm. |
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| Franco-Swiss “Research” Alliance Will Create Earth-Swallowing Black Hole! |
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| How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Global Warming and Learned to Love the Sun |
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| Mick Zano | |||
| Scandal Quest: Would the Real Scandal Please Stand Up |
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| Mother Road Brewing and Deschutes Unite! |
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| A Victory for Gun Owners or for Gun Sellers? |
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| Conservative Legacies: Just Say No |
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| The "Media Research" Center |
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| The Republican Scandal Identifier Kit |
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| The Darker Corner of The TwiRight Zone |
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| Through Rove-Colored Glasses: The GOP Fail (Part Two) |
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| Through Rove-Colored Glasses: The GOP Fail (Part 1) |
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| Information: Why We No Longer Get Any |
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| The Haunted Palace at Prescott’s Whiskey Row |
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| The Right to Bear Arms Shall Not Be Infringed by the Fringe |
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| Barnes Aint Noble or Right Says Fred |
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| Fox & Hagels: The Anti-Semitic Sandwich |
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| The Wrong Remains the Same |
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| Because Our Stupidity Goes to 11! |
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| The GOP: Time to Hide the Silverware |
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| Scandals: No One Expects the Outlandish Inquisition! |
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| Rove V World |
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| Surviving in a Post-Truth World |
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| Don’t Call the Tea People Names, Don’t Call them at All |
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| Are We Better Off Than We Were Four Years Ago? |
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| Scooby Dooby Doo: The Case of the Haunted Brew |
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| Divided by Plan: or How I Learned to Stop Voting and Love the Bums |
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| Durango and the Haunted Hotel Hatrick |
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| Haunted Silverton: A Grand Imperial Poltergeist |
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| Ouray’s Western Hotel: A Very Brady Slaughter House |
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| Haunted Colorado or Rocky Mountain High-Ya-Yay |
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| Dawn of the Dumb: A Look Back to 2012 |
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| Occupy the Tea Party |
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| The Fudge Report: The Disservice of Matt Drudge |
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| David Sedaris and His Facebook Nazis |
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| 2012: A Space Case Odyssey |
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| Go Coyotes! No, Really...You Can Move to Seattle |
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| The Land Speaks and We Listen... |
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| Kirkpatrick/Zano: The Interview |
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| Krauthammer V Zano: The Hawk-Spank Redemption |
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| Discord Dissident Disses the Debt Deal Debacle |
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| Republicans Speak from Two Places, Ideology or Their Asses |
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| Religion V. Spirituality: Hint, Religion Loses |
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| Flagstaff’s Brew Ha-Ha Gets the Last Laugh |
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| The Liz Cheney Interview: Brought to You by the Makers of Nexium |
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| Live Blogging the Movie Twilight: Now I Know Why I Hate Anne Rice |
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| Megyn Kelly vs Andrew Sullivan: Reality vs the Neococoon |
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| Does the Colbert Surge Mark the End for America? |
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| The Taliban, the Hawks and the Biden "Gaffe" |
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| I Must Retract an Old Retraction as we Retract from Iraq |
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| The Alan Colmes of Facebook and the Comment Thread from Hell |
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| Save Some Real Money Supercomittee, Weed the People! |
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| Stunning Volcano Spews Hot Air and Lava Miles into the Air |
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| Entitled Occupiers, Sociopaths, and those "Free Market" Slaves |
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| The Haunted Weatherford and the Yahtzee Séance |
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| Hiking Sedona: The Do’s and the...well, just the Don’ts |
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| The Shit Heard Round the World |
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| Chris Christie’s Speech: Revisionist History or Just Plain Bullshit? You Decide |
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| Top 10: The Best Guinness in Las Vegas Revealed! |
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| Live-Blogging the Republican Debate on Opiates |
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| The Goonification of Lovecraft: Why Universal Pictures is Dead to Me |
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| Rent-a-Center...I Think We Should See Other People |
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| You Say You Want a Revolution? |
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| Damn, I still Hate Facebook |
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| Harry Potter: Ten Years I’ll Never Get Back |
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| Ill-Informed Citizens Unite, form of Tea Bag |
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| Clemency for Clemens? Why Lying to a Politician Should Not Only Be Legal But Encouraged |
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| The Crank Redeemed! Everything in my Last Post was Liberal Propaganda |
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| In a Perfect World... |
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| No Negotiating with Teabaggerists! |
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| Made in the Shade Brew Fest: Bring Sunscreen |
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| Climate Change, Global Weirding, and the Universally Wrong |
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| Spendthra VS. Cutzilla: Battle for Earth |
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| Sedona’s Red Rock Café…BWTF? |
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| The Debate We Should be Having: Why My "No Foxeeter Left Behind Program" is Failing |
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| The Economy: $ome Ea$y $olution$ that Can’t Po$$ibly Work |
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| Holy Rollercoaster, Batman! |
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| The Discord Exclusive Sean Hannity/Mick Zano Interview! |
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| Celtic Crossings: Best Guinness Pour in AZ |
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| Why I Despise Netflix and Want My Old Video Store Back |
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| Never Mind that Shit, Here Comes Mongo! |
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| The View from My Guinness: A Stout Pours in Sedona |
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| Libya: Two Special Comments, Three Special Swear Words |
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| Sheen Weaver: The Discord is Just Wild about Charlie |
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| The Case for Obama’s Impeachment |
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| There are No Heroes: Pox on Both Yer Budgets! |
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| What Are You so Damn Proud of Real America? |
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| Super Game XXVIIV |
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| Rocksongs.com Top 500 and Why I am Involving a Lawyer |
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| Welcome to My Nightmare: I was a Teenage Barbizon Parent |
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| Attack of the Barbizons: Everyone Gets a Trophy, I get a Bill |
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| A 2010 Zano-Style Rebuttal |
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| The X-Box 360: The Truth is in There |
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| Hooping for Homos: Don’t Ask, Don’t…Just Don’t Ask |
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| Why I Still Hate Phil Collins and Other Musical Observations |
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| In Defense of Our 44th President |
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| Dueling Youtubes |
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| Hawking Names Successor: Scientism, Cthulhu, and the Perennial Philosophy |
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| Apparently Only Five People Interested in Restoring Sanity in Arizona |
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| Another Unnecessary Scathing Personal Attack on Pernick |
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| Fox on Both Your Houses: The Green Meanies and Patriotic Pinheads Deciphered |
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| Fox News & the Tea Party: Sometimes There Isn’t Safety in Numbers |
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| CNN: It Isn’t Just For Blitzer Anymore |
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| The Terrorists Win the War on Terror: Film at 11 |
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| Parenting: Why I Stopped |
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| I’m Sure You Made a Valid Point Somewhere, Crank: We Have People Working on It Now |
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| The Discord’s Para Abnormal Research Team vs. Haunted Jerome |
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| Mosque of the Red Death: Fundamentalism, Tribalism and the Fighting Foxeteers |
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| Boomeritis, College Trials, and the Infamous Starburst Incident |
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| The Hollywood Ending and Other Insightful Film Observations |
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| OK, Crank, I’ll Stop Bitching: After this One Last Time |
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| Funny Thing, but Breaking Something Called the Justice Department Might Have Consequences for, er…Justice |
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| Top 10 Reasons I Hate Top 10 Lists |
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| The Subliminal Mind Fuck America |
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| The Début of The Chronicles of Jack Primus, or Zombie and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance |
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| Screw You and the Deficit You Rode in On (a Zano Rant: Part Deux) |
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| Bush, the Tea Party, and Fiscal Conservatism for Dummies |
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| Send Brewer, Guns, and Money |
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| Stout and Java: the Next PB&J? |
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| Does America Need an Integral, Yet Raging, Nougat-Filled Center? |
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| Hitch-Slapping 101: Why Christopher Hitchens Should be King |
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| Dr. Obamacare: or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Healthcare Bill |
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| Voter Victimization: How Do I Know When My Political Party is Abusive and Controlling? |
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| Nosferatu Rushed to St. Vincent’s |
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| Clash of Civilizations? |
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| They’re Calling it Arson… |
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| The Transcosmetic Party: No. We Don’t Necessarily Wear Dresses |
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| The Double Dip Recession and the Obama Illusion |
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| The Daily Discord: Breaking Down News into Tiny Shards of Sensationalism |
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| Bighoot and the Owl People |
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| Hey, Bed, Bath & Beyond Bull Shit, Stick that Ergonomic Gravy-Separator Up Yer… |
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| Beer and Frothing in Las Vegas |
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| I’ll Show You My Twitter if You’ll Sit on My Facebook |
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| It Might Not Happen Tomorrow: So Keep On Polluting |
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| Burger King: Just Out of Touch with America or Socialist Cheese Oppressing Nazis? |
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| Zano’s Real Fox News Blogathon: Why My Wife Insists I Switch Back to Porn (Part 1) |
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| An American Werewolf at Zeta |
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| Let’s Make Sure This Never Happens Again by Making Another Shitty Law |
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| Tomorrow Bissua Edouardo Rides His Last Bull, or Not |
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| My First Impression of Joining Facebook |
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| Healthcare: A Broken System Almost as Bad as Depicted by Michael Moore |
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| Will the Real Conservatives Please Stand Up: At Least the Ones Who Are Medically Safe to Do So |
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| Spirographic Dianetics and the Evolution of Consciousness |
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| Universal What Care? Once More unto the Crank, Dear Friends |
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| Obamacare: Is the Public Option Really a Pain in the Privates? |
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| Your Insistence, Fair Reader, that I’m Glum and Hopeless Makes Me Want to Shoot My Face Off |
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| The Patriotard Menace: A Crank Rebuttal |
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| The Bucks County Badlands: Haunted Pennsylvania |
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| Earth to All Patriotards |
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| Why I am Staying in the U.S. and Resolved to Eat Bugs |
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| Discord Designates Cheney Enemy Combatant |
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| Amurican Education and that Bitch Kimmy Grenawitz |
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| Torture: It’s Not Just for Gitmo Anymore |
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| What is the Southwest’s Fascination with Jerky and Will They Get Over It? |
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| How Science Fiction Lost Its Soul and How We Can Beam It Back |
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| Neurillogical: Why Some People Are Wrong For Soooo Long |
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| Hey, Joe, Where You Going With My Gun in Your Hand? |
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| Revolution is in the Err: Bachman Boehner Overdrive |
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| Why I Am Protesting All Protests and Finally Turning off Cable News |
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| We Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest: Paranoia and Secret Societies |
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| Obama’s Hate Speech |
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| The Horny Goat Weed Question |
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| Integral Men Are Real Men: Cranken Revisited |
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| A Stimulating Conversation with Fox: I Got Your Package Right Here |
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| Ghost Writers in the Sand |
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| SpankenCranken |
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| Flagstaff’s Infamous Monte Vista Hotel |
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| The Ghosts of Brewers Past: Philly’s General Lafayette Inn |
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| Putting the Mental Back in Fundamentalism |
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| Help, I Accidentally Turned on Hannity’s America Last Week! |
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| Hitch is Not Great: How Rationalists Are Wrong About One Thing |
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| Haunted Gettysburg |
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| Thus Spake Zanothustra |
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| Mawiage, Mawiage, that Dweam Within a Dweam |
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| A Brief History of Anything |
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| Spiral Dynamics and American Politics |
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| Congressman Paul Broun: I Call You Out, You Civics Class Dropout Douchebag! |
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| Al-Qaeda: Mission Accomplished |
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| Much Discord in Blamesylvania |
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| Today’s Worst Liberal in the World |
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| Bush, Fascism, and the Other ‘N’ Word |
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| Obama’s Campaign for Change is Every Beggar’s Dream |
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| A Recent Email Exchange Between Barak Obama and the Discord’s Own, Mick Zano |
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| The Once and Future Nepotist |
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| Losing Pub Friends in the Starbuckarama |
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| Band of Klingons Ruin Local Civil War Reenactment |
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| Pterodactyls and Thunderbirds Account for Most UFO Sightings Says Elvis Clone |
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| Hurricane Kills 7, Harasses 3, Before Downgrading to Tropical Storm in an Effort to Elude Police |
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| Who’s Looking Out for “True”? |
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| Palin Faces Ethics Panel |
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| Cheney: King of the Damned? |
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| Restore Habeas Corpus: Then Explain It to Me |
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| Sexism, Paganism and the Lost Gospel of Moe |
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| On the Road: Off the Track? |
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| Viagra Warns: Number of Uncontrollable Erections Set to Rise |
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| Hope Wanes of Ever Finding Amelia Earhart Alive |
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| Time Traveling Prankster Tells Aztecs the Sun Will Extinguish Without Human Blood. |
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| Nancy Mickwick | |||
| America’s Stonehenge: Intrigue, Mystery and Closet Space |
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| Oscar Fogg | |||
| Barak Obama: You Mean I’m Going to Stay this Color? |
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| The Sir Woody Chronicles |
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| Paul Dunk | |||
| Paul Dunk, On Assignment, Massachusetts |
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| Pierce Winslow | |||
| Space For Sale |
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| GOP Reveals Vision For Upcoming Budget Negotiations |
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| GOP Furious with Obama's Permanent Changes to the Capitol Building |
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| Aliens Determined to Gangnam Style! |
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| Another 2012 Apocalypse Theory |
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| We Should Win A Pulitzer for This! |
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| Twitanic |
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| A Kidnapped Hitchhikers' Guide to the Electoral Multiverse |
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| Sandy vs Marilyn |
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| Happy Halloween from the Discord Staff! |
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| The Tea Party |
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| Could you imagine what would have happened to Palin if they'd unleashed the Biden in 2008? |
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| The 2nd Presidential Debate: |
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| Romney to "Clean Up" Sesame Street |
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| You Are Trapped in an Invisible Chamber of Energy |
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| Rover Finds Life On Mars! |
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| I Don't Always Appear on The Daily Discord |
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| Tomb of the Unknown Candidate |
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| Romney Palin 2012 |
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| Romney Having a Hard Time Relating to Voters |
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| Regime Change at Penn State! |
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| Kings Draft New Assistant Coach |
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| Chewy Defeats Thurman! |
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| Art's Worst Comeback Attempt Yet? |
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| Knowing No Hockey Customs, L.A. Kings Just Stare at Stanley Cup Until Fans Leave |
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| Jesus was a Republican! "Lost Gospel of Palin" Discovered! |
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| In the Mail Today |
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| Mid-Flight Aircraft Mating Rituals Baffle Scientists |
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| Vetting Process Not Going Well for Christie |
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| Obama Dispatches Enterprise to Persian Gulf... |
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| Secretaryian Violence Increases in Syria |
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| Cheney's Doctor Speaks Out on His Controversial Operation |
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| Santorum? No. No, we haven't seen him |
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| 2012: The Choice between Smart Unconstitutional Power, or Incompetent Unconstitutional Power |
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| Actually, This is When the North Koreans Started Crying |
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| How (and What) Does Santa Know? |
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| Where is the Supercommittee Now? |
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| Cain-Burns 2012 |
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| A Story of One Man's Incompetence...and Incontinence |
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| Pierce Pissed About Private Pool Putzes |
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| Today's Conservative "Thought"... |
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| Siberian Alien Proven a Hoax! |
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| Burger King Mascot Fails in Libya |
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| Mattel to Introduce Moose Murder Barbie! |
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| Decision 2012, The New Face of Roulette |
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| Viva Lost Coverage: Zano’s Vegas Coverage Fiasco |
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| Ghetto Shaman Makes "Surprise" Appearance on To Catch a Predator |
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| Bush Forever Cements Legacy by Forfeiting Heisman Trophy |
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| The Terrorists Win the War on Terror: Film at 11 |
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| The Event Verizon: How the Military Industrial Complex Tried to Kill The Daily Discord |
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| Mysterious Crap Circles Found in FarmVille! |
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| Source of Iowa Egg Salmonella Outbreak Discovered |
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| The ShamWhite |
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| Janet Jackson Brings Wardrobe Malfunction to a Whole New Level |
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| Wanted: The Daily Discord Administrator Who Posted the Following Plug on Facebook |
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| Thomas Suggests Controversial Discord Contributor Relocate to Poland! |
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| New Sierra Club Measures to Protect Non-Numanity Habitats |
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| In Honor of "Draw Muhammad Day" |
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| Google Graphic Chafes Chinese Charge |
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| Lohan Sues E*Trade over "Milkaholic Linsday" Remark |
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| Discord's CEO Flies Plane into FarmVille |
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| Winslow in Rehab; Six Days Off the Farm |
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| Tactics to Draw Out Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan Questioned |
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| Toyota or Christine the Next Generation? |
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| Report Suggests Military Missed Signs Fort Hood Shootist was Radicalized |
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| Reid Walks on the Wild Side, Steps in Shit |
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| The Two Towers |
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| PETA Condemns Discord’s Latest Grudge Match |
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| John + Kate + 8 + Psychotic Bimbo - John - $230K – Show + Burglary = Who Gives a Flying Fuck? |
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| You Can Get Up Now Mr. Stowie. They're Onto Us. |
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| I'd Rather Be Crank Boarding |
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| BOY! I Say, I Say BOY! |
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| Michael Jackson Is Still Dead, for Now |
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| Ode to Nunchaku |
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| Separation of State and Church |
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| Romer Picked to Head Economic Advisory Council |
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| Presidential Pet Pick Perturbs PETW |
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| 2008 Election: Redneck Reaction |
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| Republicans, Democrats to Swap Symbology |
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 Betty Ford |
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| Beano Lethal Weapon |
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| No Biden Bounce, Democrats Opt for Conjoined Ticket |
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| Pokey McDooris | |||
| Institutional Inhibitors to US Development: Stand Back & Embrace the Suckage |
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| Cultural Facilitation for Dummies |
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| The Good Opinions of Others |
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| The Transcosmetic Party: Evolve or Dissolve |
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| POSITION DESIRED: ADVISOR TO THE INTEGRAL WARLORD |
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| Institutional Inhibitors to National Development (Besides the Discord) |
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| DON’T CALL ME I’LL CALL YOU |
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| The Audacity of, "Nope" |
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| Fear And Loathing With Mr. Giggles |
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| The Articles Of Degeneration |
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| Rethinking Traditionalism or Putting the ‘Fun’ Back Into Fundamentalism |
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| Gay Marriage Rebutthole |
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| MICHAEL SAVAGE - Fight For Your Rights |
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| Fear And Loathing With Mr. Giggles |
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| Objective Blame vs. Qualitative Responsibility: The Blamesylvania Rebuttal |
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| P.U.B.B. (Poets United for a Better Barroom) |
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| Pubs Vs. Clubs: The Case Against a Woman’s Right to Vote |
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| RUSH LIMBAUGH: Step It Up, Bitch |
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| Enter the Ghetto Shaman |
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| Springtime for Wilber? |
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| Toward an Elightened Media |
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| Sexism, Paganism and the Lost Gospel of Moe |
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| NEO-HIPPIES - What the Hell? |
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| ACLU Demands That Undocumented Felons be Given the Right to Vote |
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| Rick Right Pernick | |||
| Midterms Looming: Will Republicans Stop the Budgetary Madness? |
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| Goodstock: Three Months of Jobs, Growth, and Prosperity has Died |
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| From My Cold Dead Amendments: Thomas Was Wrong to Invoke the 14th in Support of the 2nd Amendment |
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| Is Barack Obama a Textbook Case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder? |
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| Obama Vying for Government Control over Financial Markets and Hookers |
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| The Truth about Liberal Lies |
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| Praising Arizona |
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| The Death Book Resurrection by Messiah Obama |
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| Free Speech for Those who Can Afford It: An Informed Rebuttal |
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| Obama Just Needs a 9/11 Moment to Unite Country Behind His Agenda |
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| Brady Campaign Seeks to Disarm Military to Stop Gun Violence |
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| Rick (I’m) Right (Dave You're Wrong) Pernick |
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| Happy Constitution Day! |
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| Obama Science Czar Holdren Calls for Forced Abortions |
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| Sarah Angelfire | |||
| ALIEN UPDATE: The Truth is Really Out There |
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| R.U.S.H: Reptilian Ultra Sapient Hybrids? |
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| One Flew Safely from the Cuckoo's Nest |
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| Sean Kelsey | |||
| BP Spends 1.3 Billion on Oil Gusher Video Makeover |
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| Being the Worst NHL Fans Year after Year |
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| You Shall Not Pass!!!! |
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| Try Stealing This One American Digest! |
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| Did Darwin's Family Influence His Theory? |
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| Parachuting from Responsibility to Profit |
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| I Don't Care What You Do to Me... |
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| Obama Appoints Burger King Mascot as Petty Dictator Czar |
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| Obama Claims Dealing with Iran is Not Difficult |
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| Maersk Line's Answer to Somali Pirates |
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| Kiester Island |
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| Risk of SIDS Increasing in U.S. |
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| When All Else Fails, Joe Walsh For President |
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| Corporate Execs Earn Their Bonuses |
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| The Crank | |||
| My Life in Retail: Part One |
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| New York Guido Meets Arizona Gun Show |
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| Beasts & Men with Tits: Unsung Heroes of the NFL |
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| The GOP: Snatching Defeat from the Jaws of Victory |
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| Cranky Predictions for 2013 |
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| Catitude: The Cat's Domestication of Mankind |
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| Plight of the Phoenix: How I Stopped Worrying About On-Coming Traffic and Learned to Love the Valley |
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| You Bastards! You Blew It All to Hell! |
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| Dear Fox News |
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| First Lady Declares Obesity "The Greatest Threat to National Defense" |
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| Rebutt! The End is Nigh! |
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| Honey, We Have a Problem |
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| The "No Mas" 16 |
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| Semi-Unified Conspiracy Theories |
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| Temp Sensitivity in AZ or It’s 72°, Get My Sweater |
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| Technology Bytes |
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| Verbal Charades and ADHD |
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| Oh My, You’ve Lost Some Weight! |
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| The Lottery as an Investment Strategy |
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| Seattle Five-O: Post ‘em, Zano |
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| Sticks and Groans May Break My Balls |
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| Good Healthcare & Phoenix: Mutually Exclusive Terms |
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| GOP: You’re Squandering an Opportunity More Golden than Trump Friggin’ Towers! |
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| Review of the 'Accu-Check Aviva' Glucose Monitoring System |
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| Nothing Golden Can Stay: Farewell Hostess with the Mostess |
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| Discord’s Word of the Day: Googootz! |
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| 2011 The Discord’s Person of the Year |
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| Stick to Writing Jokes, Mikko: The Zano Rebuttal Rides Again |
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| A Memorable Cranksgiving |
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| Watching the Recording Industry Shit on Me since the F-ing 60s |
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| How You Lakka Me Now? Noticio to All Fiat S.P.A. Shareholders |
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| Geographical Answers to Global Problems |
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| RIP My Little Bundle of Nuclear Joy |
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| I Said I Wasn’t Going to Read Zano’s Post, But, Alas, I Did |
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| Planting the Seeds of Discord and Unintended Consequences |
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| Old Singers & 9/11 Don’t Mix |
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| Searching for New Investors: The Blues Mobiles are Dead |
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| He Rode a Blazing Deficit |
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| Arizona’s Asphalt Jungle: why the City of Glendale can stick its Corrugated Drainpipe up its own Drainpipe |
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| Scientists Lied, Camels Died |
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| Happy Crankipendence Day: for those who Give a Shit |
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| Hey, Mikko, Stop Blowing Wind up My Ass |
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| The Last Supper: Progressive Thought and Reverse Peristalsis |
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| The Wrong Remains the Same |
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| Plight of the Phoenix: How I Stopped Worrying About On-Coming Traffic and Learned to Love the Valley |
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| Because Our Stupidity Goes to 11! |
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| Discord Resorts to Black Magic to Increase Ratings |
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| Opinions on Politics by a Non-Voter |
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| The GOP: Time to Hide the Silverware |
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| You Bastards! You Blew It All to Hell! |
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| Records Are Great |
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| Scandals: No One Expects the Outlandish Inquisition! |
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| A Kidnapped Hitchhikers' Guide to the Electoral Multiverse |
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| Dear Fox News |
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| Rove V World |
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| NERDS!!!!! |
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| Paul Dunk, On Assignment, Massachusetts |
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| Interview by a Vampire |
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| Surviving in a Post-Truth World |
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| Romney Pledges to Increase Taxes for Nation’s Homeless |
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| Checkout Ertel: Express Lane Only |
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| Romney Courts the Undead Vote |
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| Don’t Call the Tea People Names, Don’t Call them at All |
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| First Lady Declares Obesity "The Greatest Threat to National Defense" |
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| Are We Better Off Than We Were Four Years Ago? |
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| Cthulhu Thwarting Release of Jack Primus' 2nd Book? |
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| Scooby Dooby Doo: The Case of the Haunted Brew |
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| Divided by Plan: or How I Learned to Stop Voting and Love the Bums |
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| Rebutt! The End is Nigh! |
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| Aliens Pledge to Destroy Human Race as Favor to Dolphins?! |
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| Durango and the Haunted Hotel Hatrick |
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| Honey, We Have a Problem |
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| Haunted Silverton: A Grand Imperial Poltergeist |
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| Geeks Threaten Internet if Bullies Don’t Beat Themselves Up |
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| Ouray’s Western Hotel: A Very Brady Slaughter House |
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| The "No Mas" 16 |
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| Haunted Colorado or Rocky Mountain High-Ya-Yay |
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| So You Want to Be a Bounty Hunter? |
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| First Real Zombie Attack in Flagstaff |
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| Semi-Unified Conspiracy Theories |
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| Zano to Quit the Discord....Again |
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| Join the Unemployed to Help Romney’s Chances |
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| Temp Sensitivity in AZ or It’s 72°, Get My Sweater |
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| H.G. Ertel’s The Time Machine |
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| Dawn of the Dumb: A Look Back to 2012 |
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| The John Conner Interview |
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| Dino Farts the Cause of Prehistoric Global Warming? |
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| Occupy the Tea Party |
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| Are you a Serpent or a Rat? Take the Quiz of Yig! |
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| Cannibals Offended by the Name Zombie |
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| The Fudge Report: The Disservice of Matt Drudge |
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| Technology Bytes |
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| David Sedaris and His Facebook Nazis |
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| Aging: It May Be Fucked Up but Maybe Less So |
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| Verbal Charades and ADHD |
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| 2012: A Space Case Odyssey |
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| The Discord’s Wilderness Survival Quiz |
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| Russian Prehistoric Lake Drilling Unleashes Zombie Plague! |
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| Oh My, You’ve Lost Some Weight! |
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| Go Coyotes! No, Really...You Can Move to Seattle |
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| Kirkpatrick/Zano: The Interview |
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| The Lottery as an Investment Strategy |
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| Seattle Five-O: Post ‘em, Zano |
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| Krauthammer V Zano: The Hawk-Spank Redemption |
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| America’s Newest Trend: Anti-life Coaching |
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| Onward Christian Actors |
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| Discord Dissident Disses the Debt Deal Debacle |
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| Sticks and Groans May Break My Balls |
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| Apparently, Two Beers and a Free Meal = $48.50 |
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| The Discord Staff Pledges to Binge Drink this Saint Patrick’s Day |
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| Good Healthcare & Phoenix: Mutually Exclusive Terms |
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| Republicans Speak from Two Places, Ideology or Their Asses |
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| GOP: You’re Squandering an Opportunity More Golden than Trump Friggin’ Towers! |
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| If I Had 325 Million Dollars: Song Sold Separately |
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| Religion V. Spirituality: Hint, Religion Loses |
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| Review of the 'Accu-Check Aviva' Glucose Monitoring System |
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| Flagstaff’s Brew Ha-Ha Gets the Last Laugh |
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| You Show Me Your Birth Certificate If You Want to See Mine |
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| The Liz Cheney Interview: Brought to You by the Makers of Nexium |
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| Alex Bone: Arizona’s New Homelessness Advocate |
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| Nothing Golden Can Stay: Farewell Hostess with the Mostess |
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| Live Blogging the Movie Twilight: Now I Know Why I Hate Anne Rice |
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| Discord’s Word of the Day: Googootz! |
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| Megyn Kelly vs Andrew Sullivan: Reality vs the Neococoon |
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| Does the Colbert Surge Mark the End for America? |
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| Winslow Removes the Discord ‘Casting Couch’ from Zano’s Office |
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| 2011 The Discord’s Person of the Year |
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| Stick to Writing Jokes, Mikko: The Zano Rebuttal Rides Again |
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| The Taliban, the Hawks and the Biden "Gaffe" |
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| Gripe of Frankenstein: Declining Popularity Forces Monster into Therapy |
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| I Must Retract an Old Retraction as we Retract from Iraq |
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| Author Michael Griffiths' 'Zombie Christmas Story' Rejected for Lack of Gore. |
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| How (and What) Does Santa Know? |
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| "Did Santa Just Hit On Mommy?" The Department Store Confidential |
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| A Memorable Cranksgiving |
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| The Alan Colmes of Facebook and the Comment Thread from Hell |
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| Horror Author Michael D. Griffiths a Zombie? |
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| Watching the Recording Industry Shit on Me since the F-ing 60s |
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| How You Lakka Me Now? Noticio to All Fiat S.P.A. Shareholders |
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| Save Some Real Money Supercomittee, Weed the People! |
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| There Ain’t No Church on Fire Tower Road |
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| Geographical Answers to Global Problems |
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| Entitled Occupiers, Sociopaths, and those "Free Market" Slaves |
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| Mission to Be Accomplished for Real |
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| RIP My Little Bundle of Nuclear Joy |
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| The Haunted Weatherford and the Yahtzee Séance |
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| Aliens Set to Invade Earth have Bagged the Idea |
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| Rise of the Archeostorageunitologist |
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| Hiking Sedona: The Do’s and the...well, just the Don’ts |
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| Tea Party Chooses Hypocrisy over Religiosity |
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| I Said I Wasn’t Going to Read Zano’s Post, But, Alas, I Did |
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| The Shit Heard Round the World |
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| Planting the Seeds of Discord and Unintended Consequences |
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| Chinatown Vegas: You Go Now! |
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| Chris Christie’s Speech: Revisionist History or Just Plain Bullshit? You Decide |
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| Old Singers & 9/11 Don’t Mix |
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| Top 10: The Best Guinness in Las Vegas Revealed! |
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| Vegas San Gennaro: Leave the Feast, Take the Cannoli |
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| Searching for New Investors: The Blues Mobiles are Dead |
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| Live-Blogging the Republican Debate on Opiates |
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| The Goonification of Lovecraft: Why Universal Pictures is Dead to Me |
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| He Rode a Blazing Deficit |
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| Pierce Pissed About Private Pool Putzes |
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| Rent-a-Center...I Think We Should See Other People |
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| Arizona’s Asphalt Jungle: why the City of Glendale can stick its Corrugated Drainpipe up its own Drainpipe |
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| You Say You Want a Revolution? |
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| U.S. Border Fence with Mexico Replaced with Banana Peels |
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| Damn, I still Hate Facebook |
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| Harry Potter: Ten Years I’ll Never Get Back |
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| Cthulhu Officially Endorses Palin |
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| Ill-Informed Citizens Unite, form of Tea Bag |
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| Holiday Inn? How about Holiday Out |
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| Clemency for Clemens? Why Lying to a Politician Should Not Only Be Legal But Encouraged |
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| Life Impaired Protest Ends In Violence |
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| The Crank Redeemed! Everything in my Last Post was Liberal Propaganda |
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| Scientists Lied, Camels Died |
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| No Negotiating with Teabaggerists! |
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| Happy Crankipendence Day: for those who Give a Shit |
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| Made in the Shade Brew Fest: Bring Sunscreen |
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| Fantasy Characters Living Through Real Apocalypses Protest Fake End of Days |
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| Climate Change, Global Weirding, and the Universally Wrong |
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| Hey, Mikko, Stop Blowing Wind up My Ass |
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| Spendthra VS. Cutzilla: Battle for Earth |
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| The Last Supper: Progressive Thought and Reverse Peristalsis |
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| Sedona’s Red Rock Café…BWTF? |
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| I’m Running for President! |
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| The Debate We Should be Having: Why My "No Foxeeter Left Behind Program" is Failing |
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| Dateline: Saturday May 21st 6:00PM: World Ends |
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| The Economy: $ome Ea$y $olution$ that Can’t Po$$ibly Work |
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| Alex Bone Discovered in Belly of Giant Crawdad! |
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| Holy Rollercoaster, Batman! |
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| Another One Bites the Dust |
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| Crankin' from Long Island to Arizona |
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| The Discord Exclusive Sean Hannity/Mick Zano Interview! |
|||
| And now for Something Completely Celtic |
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| Celtic Crossings: Best Guinness Pour in AZ |
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| The 2011 Cadillac CTS-V Wagon, or Mrs. Vader Your Car is Ready |
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| Why I Despise Netflix and Want My Old Video Store Back |
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| ALIEN UPDATE: The Truth is Really Out There |
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| Never Mind that Shit, Here Comes Mongo! |
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| Bone’s Disappearance Blamed on Crawdad Attack |
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| Crankin’ Up a Shutdown |
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| The View from My Guinness: A Stout Pours in Sedona |
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| N.F.L./R.I.P. |
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| Libya: Two Special Comments, Three Special Swear Words |
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| I’m Waving the Cranky White Towel of Disgust |
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| Sheen Weaver: The Discord is Just Wild about Charlie |
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| Bone Escalates the Invertebrate Conflict into Outright War |
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| The Case for Obama’s Impeachment |
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| Discord Proves Apollo Conspiracy! |
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| There are No Heroes: Pox on Both Yer Budgets! |
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| Beer Cleansing |
|||
| What Are You so Damn Proud of Real America? |
|||
| PETA Rebuttal: All U.S. Beef from Free-Range Cattle |
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| Super Game XXVIIV |
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| Crank on the Super Bowl |
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| The First Rule of Pizza Club is Don’t Talk About Pizza Club |
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| Rocksongs.com Top 500 and Why I am Involving a Lawyer |
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| A Cranky Morning in New York |
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| Welcome to My Nightmare: I was a Teenage Barbizon Parent |
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| Seven Minutes to Last Call: The Discord Doomsday Clock |
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| Attack of the Barbizons: Everyone Gets a Trophy, I get a Bill |
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| ATVs: A-hole Trashy Victimizers and Why I Hate Them |
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| A 2010 Zano-Style Rebuttal |
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| A 2010 Crank-Style Recap |
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| Viva Lost Coverage: Zano’s Vegas Coverage Fiasco |
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| The X-Box 360: The Truth is in There |
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| Bill and Dead’s Excellent Adventure, or that Zombie is sooo Cute |
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| Christmas No Mas: or How the Crank Saved Christmas |
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| It’s Not "The Holiday Season": Insult Removed for Christ’s sake |
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| Institutional Inhibitors to US Development: Stand Back & Embrace the Suckage |
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| Discord to Flush All Toilet Humor |
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| Hooping for Homos: Don’t Ask, Don’t…Just Don’t Ask |
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| Pennsylvanian Women Swept Away by Aliens |
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| Why I Still Hate Phil Collins and Other Musical Observations |
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| Al Gore , Men In Green, and the HARP that will Destroy Earth! |
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| In Defense of Our 44th President |
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| The Black Calling the Kettle Pot: or Something Like Fat |
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| Dueling Youtubes |
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| Jack Primus, The Ghetto Shaman, and All the Chicken Wings they could Rally |
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| Hawking Names Successor: Scientism, Cthulhu, and the Perennial Philosophy |
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| Cobra Sucks: or why at 42 I want Obamacare to Allow Me Back on My Parent’s Insurance |
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| Apparently Only Five People Interested in Restoring Sanity in Arizona |
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| Debate is the Death of Conversation: Especially with You! |
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| Another Unnecessary Scathing Personal Attack on Pernick |
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| Midterms Looming: Will Republicans Stop the Budgetary Madness? |
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| Fox on Both Your Houses: The Green Meanies and Patriotic Pinheads Deciphered |
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| Serendrunkity and Drinkronicity |
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| Against My Doctor and My Lawyers Advice, I Have Taken Glenn Beck's 40/40 Challenge |
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| Is the Liberal Libido Warping Our Children? |
|||
| Sage Rage: Incarceration for Dummies |
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| Fox News & the Tea Party: Sometimes There Isn’t Safety in Numbers |
|||
| Don’t Tell Me ‘bout Racism, I’m a $@#% Beige Gorilla! |
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| Earth is Flat Museum Opens in Kentucky! |
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| CNN: It Isn’t Just For Blitzer Anymore |
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| Goodstock: Three Months of Jobs, Growth, and Prosperity has Died |
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| The Terrorists Win the War on Terror: Film at 11 |
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| Parenting: Why I Stopped |
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| The Event Verizon: How the Military Industrial Complex Tried to Kill The Daily Discord |
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| I’m Sure You Made a Valid Point Somewhere, Crank: We Have People Working on It Now |
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| One More Time…with Feeling! A Zano Rebuttal |
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| The Discord’s Para Abnormal Research Team vs. Haunted Jerome |
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| Ms. Cretin USA Pageant 2010 a Dead Heat! |
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| Mosque of the Red Death: Fundamentalism, Tribalism and the Fighting Foxeteers |
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| From My Cold Dead Amendments: Thomas Was Wrong to Invoke the 14th in Support of the 2nd Amendment |
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| Boomeritis, College Trials, and the Infamous Starburst Incident |
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| License to Craw |
|||
| Flagstaff’s Big Red Poor |
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| The Hollywood Ending and Other Insightful Film Observations |
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| Crankin on the 2011 Hyundai Sonata, or Captain Nemo, your ride is here |
|||
| OK, Crank, I’ll Stop Bitching: After this One Last Time |
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| Dear Mick Zano: You’re fired |
|||
| Hung, Beaten, Impaled Iranian Nuclear Scientist’s Death Deemed Suicide |
|||
| Funny Thing, but Breaking Something Called the Justice Department Might Have Consequences for, er…Justice |
|||
| Top 10 Reasons I Hate Top 10 Lists |
|||
| Interview with the Zanpire |
|||
| Is Barack Obama a Textbook Case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder? |
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| The Subliminal Mind Fuck America |
|||
| The Début of The Chronicles of Jack Primus, or Zombie and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance |
|||
| Libertarians Anonymous: Breaking with the Tea Parties, Texas Tea, and All Things Lipton |
|||
| Wanted: The Daily Discord Administrator Who Posted the Following Plug on Facebook |
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| Cranking on the Border |
|||
| The Bone Gang Destroys Pluto |
|||
| Obama Vying for Government Control over Financial Markets and Hookers |
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| Screw You and the Deficit You Rode in On (a Zano Rant: Part Deux) |
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| The Truth about Liberal Lies |
|||
| A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Protest |
|||
| Bush, the Tea Party, and Fiscal Conservatism for Dummies |
|||
| Study Suggests a Dark Coloring Prejudice in America |
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| Arizona Adds Social Site Addiction to Statewide Recovery Programs |
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| Jupiter Has Success on South Belt Diet |
|||
| Praising Arizona |
|||
| Send Brewer, Guns, and Money |
|||
| Greece is the Word |
|||
| Stout and Java: the Next PB&J? |
|||
| Arizona’s Crawdad Menace and Other Disturbing Observations |
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| Serious Solutions Sought for Sesame Street's Social Slide |
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| Dumb and Hummer |
|||
| North Pole Packs Up, Moves to the Far East: Discord Discovers Cause! |
|||
| Does America Need an Integral, Yet Raging, Nougat-Filled Center? |
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| Texas Twits Twist Textbook Theme |
|||
| The Heart Attack Grill Charged with Assisted Suicide: No Charge, Cash Only |
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| Hitch-Slapping 101: Why Christopher Hitchens Should be King |
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| Cooking for Naked People |
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| My Dreams Down the Twitter: Yet Another Daily Discord Lawsuit |
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| Discord at the Discord: or, Why as a Contributor I’ve Resorted to Death Threats and Violence |
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| It’s All Over But for the Funeral and for that I Am Sad |
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| Dr. Obamacare: or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Healthcare Bill |
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| The Death Book Resurrection by Messiah Obama |
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| Free Speech for Those who Can Afford It: An Informed Rebuttal |
|||
| Voter Victimization: How Do I Know When My Political Party is Abusive and Controlling? |
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| Free Speech for Those who Can Afford It |
|||
| Think Outside the Fox: A Crank Rebuttal |
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| Mick Zano: Dip 3 |
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| Clash of Civilizations? |
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| Obama Just Needs a 9/11 Moment to Unite Country Behind His Agenda |
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| Winslow in Rehab; Six Days Off the Farm |
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| The Transcosmetic Party: No. We Don’t Necessarily Wear Dresses |
|||
| Porn Free: One Cabby’s Vegas Tail |
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| The Double Dip Recession and the Obama Illusion |
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| A Mikky-Twoshits Rebuttal |
|||
| Toyota or Christine the Next Generation? |
|||
| The Daily Discord: Breaking Down News into Tiny Shards of Sensationalism |
|||
| Cadillac CTS-V: All that’s Wrong with the World? |
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| Bighoot and the Owl People |
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| All Hail Tiger Woods |
|||
| Reid Walks on the Wild Side, Steps in Shit |
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| The Crotch Bomber Kid |
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| The Great Crank Hunter |
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| Hey, Bed, Bath & Beyond Bull Shit, Stick that Ergonomic Gravy-Separator Up Yer… |
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| John + Kate + 8 + Psychotic Bimbo - John - $230K – Show + Burglary = Who Gives a Flying Fuck? |
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| An Open Letter to Ed "Erectile Dysfunction" Whiteacre, Chairman of GM |
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| Beer and Frothing in Las Vegas |
|||
| R.U.S.H: Reptilian Ultra Sapient Hybrids? |
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| I’ll Show You My Twitter if You’ll Sit on My Facebook |
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| Fox News Alert: Five Reasons Why We Should Always Remember to Hate Homosexuals. |
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| Brady Campaign Seeks to Disarm Military to Stop Gun Violence |
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| It Might Not Happen Tomorrow: So Keep On Polluting |
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| Large Hadron Collider Downed by Refried Beans |
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| Happy Cranksgiving: Hey Congress, How ‘Bout a Reach Around? |
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| Burger King: Just Out of Touch with America or Socialist Cheese Oppressing Nazis? |
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| The Danger and Intrigue of Live Girl Billboards: Turning Road Rage into Road Raging Hard Ons |
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| Zano You Ignorant Slut (Remember SNL, Kids?) |
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| Cultural Facilitation for Dummies |
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| Zano’s Real Fox News Blogathon: Why My Wife Insists I Switch Back to Porn (Part 2) |
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| Zano’s Real Fox News Blogathon: Why My Wife Insists I Switch Back to Porn (Part 1) |
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| Trend Rending |
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| Worse than Carter? |
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| An American Werewolf at Zeta |
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| Let’s Make Sure This Never Happens Again by Making Another Shitty Law |
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| Rick (I’m) Right (Dave You're Wrong) Pernick |
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| Tomorrow Bissua Edouardo Rides His Last Bull, or Not |
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| A Change I Can Bereave In |
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| Apes, Shamans, and Atsals on Health Care |
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| Healthcare: A Broken System Almost as Bad as Depicted by Michael Moore |
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| Holy Crap, Mick: Spirogyra and the Integral Blowfish? |
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| Happy Constitution Day! |
|||
| Will the Real Conservatives Please Stand Up: At Least the Ones Who Are Medically Safe to Do So |
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| Spirographic Dianetics and the Evolution of Consciousness |
|||
| Government GPS Proposed in All Cars: You Have Exceeded Legal Mileage Limit RETURN HOME NOW |
|||
| Where DID the 21st Century Earth Republicans REALLY Go? |
|||
| Obama Science Czar Holdren Calls for Forced Abortions |
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| Universal What Care? Once More unto the Crank, Dear Friends |
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| Hey Mick? You Win the Lottery? |
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| Obamacare: Is the Public Option Really a Pain in the Privates? |
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| Sarah Palin: The New Frau Blücher! NEEEHeeHeheeheeeheh |
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| Your Insistence, Fair Reader, that I’m Glum and Hopeless Makes Me Want to Shoot My Face Off |
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| Werewolf Caught Drinking Pina Coladas at Trader Vics: Obama Vows to send the Envoy |
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| The Patriotard Menace: A Crank Rebuttal |
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| Earth To Mick: Can You Hear Me Now? |
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| New Federal Healthcare Insurance Policies Only Benefit Klingons, Siamese Twins, and Earthworms |
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| The Bucks County Badlands: Haunted Pennsylvania |
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| My Facebook Needs a Face Lift |
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| Earth to All Patriotards |
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| Cranking On Gadner |
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| Those Libertarian Blues |
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| Why I am Staying in the U.S. and Resolved to Eat Bugs |
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| An Open Letter To Whomever The Fuck Is Going To Actually Be “IN CHARGE” Of The “NEW” General Motors |
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| New, Universal Scientific Unit System Unveiled |
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| A Letter to Sergio Marchionne: Thoughts of Chrysler’s Future from an American Guido Car Guy (AG/CG) |
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| Michael Jackson Is Still Dead, for Now |
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| The Good Opinions of Others |
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| Some Important Feedback from the Holy Land |
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| Discord Designates Cheney Enemy Combatant |
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| Very Dated Discord (the Cock Dilemma) |
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| McDOORIS: A Very Late Rebuttal Indeed |
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| Amurican Education and that Bitch Kimmy Grenawitz |
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| Torture: It’s Not Just for Gitmo Anymore |
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| The Daily Discord: 2009 An Editing Odyssey |
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| The CRANK MANIFESTO: The Sheer Stupidity Of Going “Green” |
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| What is the Southwest’s Fascination with Jerky and Will They Get Over It? |
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| How Science Fiction Lost Its Soul and How We Can Beam It Back |
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| Neurillogical: Why Some People Are Wrong For Soooo Long |
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| Peter Sellers had it Right: Swine Flu 101 |
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| The Dimming Dilemma |
|||
| Hey, Joe, Where You Going With My Gun in Your Hand? |
|||
| Revolution is in the Err: Bachman Boehner Overdrive |
|||
| The Transcosmetic Party: Evolve or Dissolve |
|||
| One Flew Safely from the Cuckoo's Nest |
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| Why I Am Protesting All Protests and Finally Turning off Cable News |
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| Separation of State and Church |
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| Area 51: The Undiscovered Country |
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| California Cranken |
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| POSITION DESIRED: PRESIDENT OF THE DISCORD NATION |
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| POSITION DESIRED: ADVISOR TO THE INTEGRAL WARLORD |
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| We Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest: Paranoia and Secret Societies |
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| Unemployment Compensation for Dummies |
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| Obama’s Hate Speech |
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| Institutional Inhibitors to National Development (Besides the Discord) |
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| DON’T CALL ME I’LL CALL YOU |
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| The Horny Goat Weed Question |
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| Integral Men Are Real Men: Cranken Revisited |
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| A Stimulating Conversation with Fox: I Got Your Package Right Here |
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| So Long My Friend; Real Men Will Miss You |
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| The Audacity of, "Nope" |
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| Ghost Writers in the Sand |
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| Mikko, Mikko, Mikko |
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| Fear And Loathing With Mr. Giggles |
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| SpankenCranken |
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| The Crank Manifesto: On Hannity & Zano, a Match Made in Heaven! |
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| The Articles Of Degeneration |
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| Flagstaff’s Infamous Monte Vista Hotel |
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| The Ghosts of Brewers Past: Philly’s General Lafayette Inn |
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| $28.00 |
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| Putting the Mental Back in Fundamentalism |
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| THE CRANK MANIFESTO: On Al Cranken and Minnesota Politics |
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| Help, I Accidentally Turned on Hannity’s America Last Week! |
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| Rethinking Traditionalism or Putting the ‘Fun’ Back Into Fundamentalism |
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| Presidential Pet Pick Perturbs PETW |
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| Breaking Wind |
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| Hitch is Not Great: How Rationalists Are Wrong About One Thing |
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| Haunted Gettysburg |
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| The House Divided |
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| Thus Spake Zanothustra |
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| THE CRANK MANIFESTO: The Zano Rebuttal |
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| Gay Marriage Rebutthole |
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| THE CRANK MANIFESTO: Get a Life Zano! |
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| The West Nile, Virus, Bird Flu, Weaponized Anthrax, and Other Things that Make You Go Hmmmm. |
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| Mawiage, Mawiage, that Dweam Within a Dweam |
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| America’s Stonehenge: Intrigue, Mystery and Closet Space |
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| A Brief History of Anything |
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| Spiral Dynamics and American Politics |
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| MICHAEL SAVAGE - Fight For Your Rights |
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| Congressman Paul Broun: I Call You Out, You Civics Class Dropout Douchebag! |
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| Fear And Loathing With Mr. Giggles |
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| My Flip Flop Reversal |
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| Al-Qaeda: Mission Accomplished |
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| Objective Blame vs. Qualitative Responsibility: The Blamesylvania Rebuttal |
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| Much Discord in Blamesylvania |
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| Franco-Swiss “Research” Alliance Will Create Earth-Swallowing Black Hole! |
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| P.U.B.B. (Poets United for a Better Barroom) |
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| Today’s Worst Liberal in the World |
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| Republicans, Democrats to Swap Symbology |
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| Bush, Fascism, and the Other ‘N’ Word |
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| Barak Obama: You Mean I’m Going to Stay this Color? |
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| Pubs Vs. Clubs: The Case Against a Woman’s Right to Vote |
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| The Once and Future Nepotist |
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| Hillary Names Running Mate |
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| CRANK MANIFESTO On Driving and Cars |
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| RUSH LIMBAUGH: Step It Up, Bitch |
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| Losing Pub Friends in the Starbuckarama (Rebuttal) |
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| Losing Pub Friends in the Starbuckarama |
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| Enter the Ghetto Shaman |
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| How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Global Warming and Learned to Love the Sun |
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| Who’s Looking Out for “True”? |
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| Springtime for Wilber? |
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| The Sir Woody Chronicles |
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| Cheney: King of the Damned? |
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| Restore Habeas Corpus: Then Explain It to Me |
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| Toward an Elightened Media |
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| Sexism, Paganism and the Lost Gospel of Moe |
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| On the Road: Off the Track? |
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| No Biden Bounce, Democrats Opt for Conjoined Ticket |
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| NEO-HIPPIES - What the Hell? |
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| Department of the Interior |
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| Obama Linked to Irish Potato Famine of 1845 |
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| I Don't Always Invent Obama Scandals |
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| “Beware the Irrational, However Seductive” —Christopher Hitchens |
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| Let's Combine Nationalism, Religion, and Propaganda! |
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| It's Alive, It's ALIVE! |
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| “Why is the President afraid to use the word terrorist?” --Dennis Miller |
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| W Says Jeb is the Man for 2016 |
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| The Cycle of Wife |
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| Discord Musical Quest for Fiber Flops! |
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| As An Avid Shark Week Watcher... |
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| Ghidorah vs. Mozilla Flops At Box Office! |
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| Republicans Look to Return to a Simpler Time |
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| Has Anyone Seen My Contact Lens? |
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| The Shroud Of The Dirty War Has Fallen... |
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| CPAC Summary: This Time Let's Get Crazy Right! |
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| GOP Reveals Vision For Upcoming Budget Negotiations |
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| WHO: A New Wave of Superbugs Pose Dire Threat |
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| YES, I Realize the Media is Going Down the Shitter… |
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| Bart Simpson Claims responsibility for "Nightmare Cruise" |
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| GOP Denies Collapse Of "Conservative Intelligentsia" |
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| Zano Says It’s Time For Simpson-Bowls! |
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| Pope Incinerates Hundreds During Last Public Appearance |
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| Angered by the Pope's Resignation God Fires Warning Shot Across Our Bow |
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| Jindal on Republican Stupidity Crusade! |
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| Can't Ever Seem to Rent That One Place... |
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| WARNING: Cialis May Cause Public Bathing in Seperate Bathtubs |
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| The Discord Will Attend This Event! |
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| I Have a Teleprompted Dream! |
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| GOP Furious with Obama's Permanent Changes to the Capitol Building |
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| Aliens Determined to Gangnam Style! |
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| Oprah Admits to Using Ratings Enhancing Drugs |
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| Israel Warns The Ghetto Shaman is Within a Year of Weaponizing the New Age Movement |
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| Joe Biden Wrestles Water Pistol From Child's Hand |
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| Republicans Discovered on Galaxy NGC-922 |
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| Clinton Creates Nano-Blood Clot to Avoid Testifying |
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| Homeland Security Bans Seven of Ten Ghetto Shaman New Year's Resolutions |
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| After The Next Congress Recess What If We Just Change All The Locks On The Capital Building? |
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| "Why did the Mayans Build the Fiscal Cliffs in the first place?" |
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| Man Blows Mayan Apocalypse Plan |
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| The Crank Weighs in On Hostess' Recent Liquidation |
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| GOP's 'Fiscal Cliff" Negotions Start Where They Should Have A Year Ago |
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| They're Still Heading for the Fiscal Cliffs of Insanity? |
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| Another 2012 Apocalypse Theory |
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| We Should Win A Pulitzer for This! |
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| Apu Weighs In On Hostess Debacle |
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| Cause of Massive Solar Flare Linked to Petraeus, Benghazi, and Obama |
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| I Remember A Time When Scandals Weren’t Imaginary |
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| Twitanic |
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| Some of the Magic We Missed |
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| You Don't Have Romney to Kick Around Anymore |
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| Sandy vs Marilyn |
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| Klingons Mourn the Loss of a Kindred Spirit Today |
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| Happy Halloween from the Discord Staff! |
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| I Hope Mitt Lets Me Out Of His Binder Soon |
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| The Tea Party |
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| Could you imagine what would have happened to Palin if they'd unleashed the Biden in 2008? |
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| The 2nd Presidential Debate: |
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| Mitt Romney Has the Invisible Plan |
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| Romney to "Clean Up" Sesame Street |
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| You Are Trapped in an Invisible Chamber of Energy |
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| Rover Finds Life On Mars! |
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| I Don't Always Appear on The Daily Discord |
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| Tomb of the Unknown Candidate |
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| Romney Campaign Blaming Chief Strategist |
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| Sidewalk Artist Hoax: Squats Near Real Sinkhole! |
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| If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you. |
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| Awwe, They're So Cute Until You Turn on the Water |
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| Umm, What Are You People Selling Exactly? |
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| GOP Reveals Its Vision |
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| If This Is Going To Be A War of Ideas... |
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| The Annual Pine Forest Pick-Up Games Commence |
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| Last Data from Curiosity... |
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| Fukushima's Mutant Butterflies |
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| The Other Grover's Tacks Pledge... |
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| Romney Palin 2012 |
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| Romney Having a Hard Time Relating to Voters |
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| Can the Ghetto Shaman Save American Idol? |
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| At This Point Wild Horses Probably Could |
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| Massive Home Scrotal Defibrillator Recall! |
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| Regime Change at Penn State! |
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| Katie Holmes' Appearance on Oprah |
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| Kings Draft New Assistant Coach |
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| God Angered By Obamacare Ruling! |
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| Chewy Defeats Thurman! |
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| Is this How Gonzorhea Starts? Or Kermitiya? |
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| Mubarak Lives but Hasn't Gone Near the Hamster Wheel or his Water Bottle for Days |
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| Art's Worst Comeback Attempt Yet? |
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| Evidence of Obama's Fascism Emerges! |
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| Knowing No Hockey Customs, L.A. Kings Just Stare at Stanley Cup Until Fans Leave |
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| Cost of War in Iraq: $1 Trillion Cost of War in Afghanistan: $2 Trillion |
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| Edwards Admits to his Friends, his Family and the World How He Really Wanted to Nail Juror Seven |
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| Jesus was a Republican! "Lost Gospel of Palin" Discovered! |
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| Paleontologists Admit, "We Just Made this F'ing One Up" |
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| In the Mail Today |
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| Mid-Flight Aircraft Mating Rituals Baffle Scientists |
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| Taken Outside Cokie McGrath's Place |
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| Is Bathroom Technology Becoming Sentient? |
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| Vetting Process Not Going Well for Christie |
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| Altoona Abe Predicts 12 More Months of Darkness |
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| Sure the Dark Knight Rises... |
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| The Land Speaks and We Listen... |
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| Sole Survivor of Japanese Tsunami "Ghost Ship" Speaks! |
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| Obama Dispatches Enterprise to Persian Gulf... |
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| A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far, Far Away... |
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| Sarkozy Bitten by Werewolf! |
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| Secretaryian Violence Increases in Syria |
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| Cheney's Doctor Speaks Out on His Controversial Operation |
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| Dick Cheney "Doing Great" after Heart Transplant |
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| Shocking New DNA Evidence of Wolverine’s Origins! |
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| What did you expect? Welcome, Sonny? Thanks for nabbing Bin Laden? Thanks for avoiding a depression? |
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| The Discord Caption Contest Winners Are: |
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| Man Admits He's Not a Huge Paul Fan |
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| Dingo Did Not Take Baby: Age Old Mystery Solved? |
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| New GOP Frontrunner Land of the Lost's Chaka!! |
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| Santorum? No. No, we haven't seen him |
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| Gomez-Fester 2012 |
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| Did Romney Pander to Vegas Voters? |
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| Brewer Queen of the Desert |
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| Republicans STILL Seeking Likeable, Dangerously Incompetent Candidate |
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| Is Gingrich Practicing his 'Knock Out' Campaign Promise on Lesser Dems? |
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| Obama and Cheney Finally Agree! |
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| One Percenter Donates $7.5 Million to Repair Washington's 'All Seeing Eye' |
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| The Ghetto Shaman's 'Barely Legal Kundalini Cruise' has been Indefinitely Suspended |
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| Yes We Have No Bananas... |
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| 2012: The Choice between Smart Unconstitutional Power, or Incompetent Unconstitutional Power |
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| DON'T TAUNT DR. EGO!!!! |
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| Bachmann Hires North Korean Criers After Stunning Loss in Iowa |
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| Actually, This is When the North Koreans Started Crying |
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| Fibonacci Was a Fruit Loop |
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| Godzilla Always Has Trouble with Bra Strap |
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| Uh Oh, Tebow's Getting Weird |
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| Where is the Supercommittee Now? |
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| Cain Funds Time Machine in Effort to Not Grope Women in Past |
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| Georgia Woman Claims, "Despite My Advances, Cain Was Never Inappropriate" |
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| After the utility belt "incident" Batman could finally hit those high notes |
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| Stunning Volcano Spews Hot Air and Lava Miles into the Air |
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| What We All Can Agree On |
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| Bill Maher Admits He's Joe Walsh on Weekends |
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| We are Discord! |
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| Cain-Burns 2012 |
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| This Week on Appetizer Death Match |
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| Meet the New Faces of Para-Abnormal Reseach |
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| Man's Attempt to Snort the Gobi Desert Ends Poorly |
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| Eric Holder's Amazon Purchases Hacked! |
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| Cantaloupe Attacks More Brazen! |
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| Another Job Lost |
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| Palin Not Running: Prefers to be "an Outsider" |
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| Are Christie and Huntsman Too Smart for the GOP? |
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| Chris Christie Should Not Run!! |
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| Hogwarts? Shit...this can't be right |
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| Mayans Little Known 2013 Earth-Ovum Prediction |
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| "You've Got a Friend in Cheez-it" Campaign Causes Controversy |
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| NASA Releases New Photos of Apollo Moon Landing Site |
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| Bed Bugs on the Rise? |
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| Cheney Reveals his Post 9/11 Undisclosed Location in New Book |
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| A Story of One Man's Incompetence...and Incontinence |
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| Never Mind those Mayans... |
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| Discord's Winner of the Triple-Phallus Toon Award 2011 |
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| Squidthulhu! |
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| Perry Trump in 2012 |
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| Right-Wing Blow-Hards Lead the Charge |
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| Ethics committee questions the Forcing a Monkey's Head Through a Chain Link Fence study |
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| England has the right idea... |
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| Local Man is First in Nuclear Nasal Fusion |
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| Egypt: Mubarak Faces Lethal Dose via Water Dispenser |
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| Working for TSA = $46K/Year |
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| The Faces of Math |
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| And yet when I get a good Buzz, I can't even get a Woody |
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| In a Perfect World... |
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| Shop VoldeMart! |
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| South Sudan Independent! |
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| I don't always read the Discord |
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| Famous Jesus Outtakes: |
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| Romney's Handlers Upgrade to the Romney3000 |
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| Obama, "Our Borders are Secure!" |
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| Methodology of Latest Discord Study Questioned |
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| Today's Conservative "Thought"... |
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| Etch A Scotch |
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| TSA Unveils New Airport Security Screening Portals |
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| Jimmy Makes a Fatal Mistake |
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| 2012 Palin Presidency Prophecy! |
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| On Closer Inspection, Maybe the Birthers were Right! |
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| Pakistanis Are Furious Beiber not Appearing in Islamabad |
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| Discord Responds to Dems & Republicans...Release the CRANKEN!!! |
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| Dems Respond... |
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| We Have No Good Nominees? This Late? |
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| Siberian Alien Proven a Hoax! |
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| Bin Laden Death Photo Creates More Questions than Answers |
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| Due to Continued Al-Qaeda Threats to the Daily Discord... |
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| Instead of an Islamic funeral, can't we just shove a bomb up his ass and drop him on Kaddafi? |
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| Pope John Paul II's Body Exhumed for Beatification |
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| Should I be Concerned? |
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| Eden Trial WikiLeaks Dump Revelation! (Not to be Confused with Revelations) |
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| The Daily Discord... |
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| Despite Extreme Cosmetic Gesture, Aflac Refusing to Rehire Gottfried |
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| Ancestry.com: You Don't Need to Know What You're Looking For... |
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| Etrade Baby Arrested on Insider Trading Charges |
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| Burger King Mascot Fails in Libya |
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| NASA Discovers Planet Where Republican Views Make Sense |
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| The Grudge Report |
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| Mattel to Introduce Moose Murder Barbie! |
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| Obama Sends Fleet to Head off Japanese Radiation Plume |
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| Critics Accuse NRA of Marketing to Children |
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| Info from Japan's Nuclear Incidents Unreliable? |
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| Why Were We All so Suprised that Judas Priest Guy was Gay? |
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| Egypt's Aftermath: Looters Make Off with the Great Pyramid |
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| Send in the Envoy: |
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| Intelligence Suggests Gaddafi Seeking Plutonium |
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| Decision 2012, The New Face of Roulette |
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| Is Our Scientific Research Becoming too Suggestive? |
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| Meet Available Discord Singles in Your Area |
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| Source of Night Terrors Discovered |
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| The Leslie Nielsen Foundation Suing Christina Aguilera for Plagiarism |
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| Vince Shlomi of ShamWow Fame’s Infomercial Mix Up |
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| The Prince of Darkness and the Anti-Christ! |
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| Cairo Unhappy with New Value Menu |
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| Obama Apologizes to Pakistan for Next Dozen Drone attacks |
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| Opinion on Over Fishing: |
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| The Discord's Beatifcation of Pope John Paul II |
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| Biden Reassures the Country of Afghanistan... |
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| Eric Holder: Not Exactly Sure Where His Keys Are |
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| Did All 5,000 Birds Die by Flying into a Large Window Suspended from Two Hot Air Balloons? |
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| Fox News Linked to Rage, Paranoia, and Impotence in Lab Rats |
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| Study Suggests Winter Killed Off the Hippies |
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| Al-Qaeda Planning Christmas Attacks! |
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| BuickiLeaks Latest Dump |
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| Asteroids Did Kill the Dinosaurs! |
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| City Employee Admits to Leaving Bat Signal on All Weekend |
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| Wikileaks Identify Iranian Nuke Crasher as Alaskan Bull Worm |
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| NASA's Startling Mono Lake Admission |
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| Obama Humiliated by "Singing Frog" Sensation |
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| Discord Hires New PR Manager |
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| North Korea’s Binocular Weapons Program Reaches Important Milestone |
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| Discord Fans Sick of Rally Jokes |
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| Rangel's Pitty Plea at the Big Hearing: |
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| Discord Sponsored Jedi Rally! |
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| Lauer Attempts to Mediate Pernick/Zano Feud |
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| The Crank's Idea of Em-bed-ded Reporting |
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| Midterm Enthusiasm Gap Finally Identified |
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| Are You Going to The Ghetto Shaman's D.C. Rally Saturday? |
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| Invest in Gold Plated AK-47s! |
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| Ghetto Shaman Set to Take D.C. by Storm! |
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| Was the Red Toxic Sludgeslide a Result of Hellboy's Value Menu Night? |
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| Glenn Beck! |
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| God Told Me to Masturbate to Christine O'Donnell Ads |
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| Hey, Mr. Dominos Guy! |
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| Ghetto Shaman Makes "Surprise" Appearance on To Catch a Predator |
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| Rahm Emanuel May Leave the White House This Week! |
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| GOP’s Pledge to America: More Unnecessary Wars and the Next Economic Collapse |
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| The Discord's Way Off Track Betting |
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| Bush Forever Cements Legacy by Forfeiting Heisman Trophy |
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| Guess the Ghetto Shaman's Last Bail Total and Win a Trip to Vegas with the Discord Gang! |
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| Rev. Jones agrees to halt Koran burning… |
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| Mysterious Crap Circles Found in FarmVille! |
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| Mongo Tony Blair Grabs and Devours his Creator to the Horror of a Large UK Crowd |
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| CHRISTIE/CRANK IN 2012 |
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| Sure One Mosque at Ground Zero is Controversial, but a Pair... |
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| Daily Discord Featured in Major Nouveau Avante Garde Magazine! |
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| Source of Iowa Egg Salmonella Outbreak Discovered |
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| The ShamWhite |
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| Janet Jackson Brings Wardrobe Malfunction to a Whole New Level |
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| Lohan is Back! |
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| Jihardening of the Arteries: Suicide Burgers on the Rise |
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| Local Exorcism Linked to Gastritis |
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| Study Suggests Facial Orifice Giantism (FOG) Decreasing in Rock Stars |
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| Latest BP Footage Shows New Well Cap Working |
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| Andrew Napolitano of Fox News |
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| Proof There's Hope for Islam! |
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| Woman's Crib Screams for Dogs Shooting Pool and Playing Poker Theme |
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| Obama Clones Dispatched for Gulf Clean Up |
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| House Foreclosures Increase 100% |
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| BP Insists Their Containment Dome is State of the Art |
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| Try Outs for Home Alone VII Go Poorly for McCartney |
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| Dr. Conrad Murray Reports Recurring Nightmares Involving Michael Jackson's Litigious Father |
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| BP Spends 1.3 Billion on Oil Gusher Video Makeover |
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| Gen. McChrystal Sets the Record Straight: I'm inundated with tribal types, petty warlords, and corrupt leaders... |
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| Sex Addiction Classes Fail |
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| Is that a Protruding Pectoral Fin, or are You Just Glad to See Me? |
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| Palin: The Other White Meat |
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| Thomas Suggests Controversial Discord Contributor Relocate to Poland! |
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| Being the Worst NHL Fans Year after Year |
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| New Sierra Club Measures to Protect Non-Numanity Habitats |
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| Toyota Finds First Clue for Recent Glitches |
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| Don't Worry Shahzad, Failed Jihadists Get 72 Sturgeons in the Afterlife |
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| In Honor of "Draw Muhammad Day" |
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| Zeus's Balls Found in Malta |
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| MMMITT ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT, 2012 |
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| The Tea Party Deciphered |
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| Beyond Petroleum Jelly |
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| U.S. Coast Guard Releases Image of Oil Spill Response Efforts |
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| Chinese Freighter Filled with Shark Fins, Whale Blubber, and Crude Oil Smashes into Great Barrier Reef |
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| Breaking Sharia Law with Style! |
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| The Next 9-11!!! |
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| In an Effort to Elude Authorities the Pope Ducks Behind this Holy Prop |
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| The Ballad of Lizzie Board’em |
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| Proctologist Fingered in Police Lineup |
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| To Protect Against Church Abuses... |
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| Flappy Yeaster Everybody! |
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| Gaffe Guru Biden Introduces a Scandal Weary Pope |
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| Google Graphic Chafes Chinese Charge |
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| Sean Penn Diagnosed with Advanced Vincent Price Syndrome (AVPS) |
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| Lohan Sues E*Trade over "Milkaholic Linsday" Remark |
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| Sea World Audience Fails to Identify Trainer's Killer in Police Lineup |
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| Cameron's Premiere of Discord in 3D Flops |
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| Southwest to Accommodate Kevin Smith |
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| Nosferatu Rushed to St. Vincent’s |
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| Are Nashville Predator Drones Killing too Many Civilians? |
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| X-Men Mutants Banned from Winter Olympics |
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| They’re Calling it Arson… |
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| Discord's CEO Flies Plane into FarmVille |
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| Obama Fights Soft Image by Releasing Guantanamo Detainees… |
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| With the Shaman, The Ghetto Shaman... |
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| Touched by the plight of the Navi during the 3D version of Avatar… |
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| Can You Scare Me Now? |
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| Tactics to Draw Out Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan Questioned |
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| This Just In: |
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| Darth Eighter: The Proposition 8 Sith Lord |
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| Liberal Reaction to Sarah Palin Becoming a Fox News Contributor |
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| Report Suggests Military Missed Signs Fort Hood Shootist was Radicalized |
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| Sith Happens! |
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| New Book Game Change Reveals Palin’s Own V.P. Debate Prep Notes |
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| To Prove His Patriotism... |
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| The Two Towers |
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| PETA Condemns Discord’s Latest Grudge Match |
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| Marriott Admits 27 Gingerbread Men Died During Construction of Castle Display |
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| Economy Brightens! |
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| Supplement Your Lack of Covered Breast Exams with an Uncovered Discord Mammogram Today! |
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| Zano Warns of Double Dip Recession |
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| Discord Discovers Truth Behind Mysterious Norway Cloud! |
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| Poor Dad of Rich Dad Poor Dad Puzzled by Lack of Speaking Engagements |
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| Mick Zano: Ambivalent Protesting at its Finest |
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| You Can Get Up Now Mr. Stowie. They're Onto Us. |
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| Discord Discovers Real Reason Lou Dobbs Left CNN! |
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| The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man's Recent Infatuation with Pornography... |
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| Hillary Pushing for Bill to Decrease Emissions |
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| You Shall Not Pass!!!! |
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| Try Stealing This One American Digest! |
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| Crisis Center Dispensing Xanax in Lobby |
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| Michelle Obama Scrutinizes the Collective Spine of the Democrats |
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| Did Darwin's Family Influence His Theory? |
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| Our Country Went with a Public Option |
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| Manson and Cooper in 2012 |
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| ACLU Wins! Court Orders Removal of All Religious Symbols from Federal Land |
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| Parachuting from Responsibility to Profit |
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| Moon Ambassadors Claim NASA Bomb Obliterates Daycare Center |
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| Amidst Recession Kids Find Fun in the Simple Things |
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| My First Impression of Joining Facebook |
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| Breaking News: Discord’s CEO Pierce Winslow to Fire Zano as Head Comedy Writer! |
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| I'd Rather Be Crank Boarding |
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| Jacko's Doctor Speaks Out: Sure I Moved the Body... |
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| I Don't Care What You Do to Me... |
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| If You Want to Put Out a Fire in Athens… |
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| Obama's Hash-for-Punkers Initiative is All the Rave |
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| GOP Runs Amuck in Town Hall Meetings |
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| BOY! I Say, I Say BOY! |
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| Obama Appoints Burger King Mascot as Petty Dictator Czar |
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| Rahm Emanuel Told Me to Smile and Look Happy... |
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| NASA Forges Ahead with Increasingly Suggestive Space Missions |
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| Obama Claims Dealing with Iran is Not Difficult |
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| Maersk Line's Answer to Somali Pirates |
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| Increased Logging Endangers ROUS Habitat |
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| Newly Leaked CIA Torture Pics Raise More Questions than They Answer |
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| Proof of an Evolution of Consciousness? |
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| DEBT TALKS TO RESUME NEXT WEEK... |
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| OBAMA ASKS BOEHNER TO STOP... |
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| THE DAILY DICKORD MEMBERS WOOD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE... |
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| YOU CAN'T CLOSE NEWS OF THE WORLD... |
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| DISCORD EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: JUROR NUMBER FOUR IN CASEY ANTHONY CASE ADMITS... |
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| DISCORD LATIN PHRASE OF THE WEEK... |
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| Inauguration Day's Star-Spangled Bummer |
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| Obama Uses Children as Human Shield While Ending 2nd Amendment |
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| NASA Finally Tracking Quetzalcoatl’s Progress! |
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| Putin Euthanizes All Russian Shelter Kittens and Puppies |
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| Did Rock, Paper, Scissors Save Us From the Fiscal Cliff? |
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| Starbuck's Rosetta Stone |
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| Denny’s CEO: No Hobbit Meat in Our Grand Slam Breakfast |
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| Apocalypse Fail Leaves Discord Material-less |
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| Oscar the Grouch Gives Klugman’s Eulogy |
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| Tahrir Square "Flash Mob" Stunt Ends Poorly |
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| Elves are Ho Ho Homeless After Santa’s Reign of Terror |
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| Gun Used by Border Patrol Agent Government Issue |
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| "Food Stamp Challenge" Mayor Resorts to Selling Drugs |
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| Jersey River Safer After Vinyl Chloride Train Wreck? |
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| Collapse of Tokyo Tunnel "Not Godzilla Related" |
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| Major Anthony Nelson Dies One Week After Larry Hagman |
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| Pentagon Cyber Attack Immanent as Nation’s Norton Subscription Expires |
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| Pardoned Turkey Linked to Terrorism? |
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| Man Attempts to Reintroduce Twinkies into the Wild |
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| Obama Ramps Up Next Apology Tour |
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| Obama to Kick Off Lame Duck Session with More Golf and Drinking |
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| Romney Motorcade Spent Final Hours Running Over FL Voters |
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| Romney Wins in Alternate Reality! |
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| GOP Ramps Up Their "War on Halloween" |
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| Kansas Woman Forced to Birth Alien Baby |
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| Romney’s Barrage of Ambiguous Bullsh*t Bolsters Brainless Base |
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| Entire Focus Group Thinks Romney Won Last Debates |
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| Ritalin Added to School Water Supply? |
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| Live Free or Diet! The War on Taste Buds |
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| Obama Admits to Cough Syrup Abuse |
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| Replacement Refs to Moderate Next Debate! |
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| The Daily Discord Presents CriminalAncestry.com |
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| Romney Lowers Expectation for Debates, Election, Bedroom Performance |
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| Prince Charles’ Copycat Streaking Causes Outrage, Nausea |
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| Romney Holds Moment of Silence for His Presidential Aspirations |
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| Mayans Finally Release 2013-7138 Calendar! |
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| Identity of Eastwood’s Empty Chair Identified |
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| Yet Another Empty Discord Apology |
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| Limbaugh on DNC: A Bunch of Godless Spics, Sluts, and Ni**ers Calling Us Bigots! |
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| GOP Diagnosed: Let the Healing Begin! |
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| Dozen More Injured During Reenactment of Empire State Shooting |
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| God Gives GOP a "Time Out" |
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| Floridians Brace for Waves of Stupid Ideas, Wind |
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| Prince Harry and Rep. Yoder to Swim Amstel Naked! |
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| General Tso Wanted for Wok Crimes |
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| Scholar Claims Stonehenge Created by Natural Forces |
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| Paterno Statue Replaced with First 80-Beer Drinker at Zeno’s Pub |
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| Obama to Unveil his "Turn Your Guns into Food Stamps" Program |
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| Romney’s American Idol Judges Joker Olympics! |
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| New London Connecticut Mistakenly Prepares for Olympics |
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| Bachmann’s Attack Finally Reaches Fabled "Ass Ceiling" |
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| Increase in Land Shark Attacks Linked to Global Warming? |
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| American Idol Judges Hit Lowest Approval Rating |
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| Higgs-Boson Particle Reveals New 10 Commandments! |
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| One Giant Leap for Cyberdyne Systems' "Terminator" Program: 24 Dead |
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| The Discord’s Chewy Defeats Thurman Debacle |
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| Discord Apology XXXIV: The Smell of Fear |
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| King’s Correction, "Why Can’t We All Just Get a Loan?" |
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| Ouija Session Reportedly "Very Fustratting" for Dyslexic Ghost |
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| Lindsay Lohan Feels Dump Trucks Should be More Clearly Marked |
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| Zuckerberg Lowered into Hole Until "It Rubs the Lotion on Its Skin" |
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| Ron Paul Admits to "Partial Erection" after U.S. Announces Aid Cuts to Pakistan |
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| Bush Celebrates Memorial Day by Skipping Out on Tab |
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| Greece Downgraded and Relocated to Africa |
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| Man Who Lost Everything on Facebook Investment Vents on Twitter |
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| Captain Viagra Peters Out |
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| Gingrich Reveals his 32-State Concession Speech Tour |
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| Shootout at the Batshit Corral Approved by City Council |
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| Garbage Basketball a Lost Art for One Man |
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| The Magnificent Apology Rides Again |
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| Church Apologizes for Using Real Nails during Crucifixion Reenactment |
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| Pope Angers Gotham: Is Batman Working for the Vatican? |
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| Man Ends 39 Day "Moon Vigil" for Google Street View |
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| Bleary Eyed Politician Declares War on Pollen |
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| Social Phobia Meetup Group Fails to Meet Again |
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| Another Discord Apology, Rides Again |
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| James Cameron Reaches Depth of his Box Office Flop Piranha II |
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| Gingrich Vows to Campaign on Future Moon Base |
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| Pink Slime Content Revealed! |
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| Finger Puppets the Most Misunderstood of Toys |
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| Mysterious Phoenix Explosion Explained |
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| Springfield Elects Mayor for 17th Term |
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| Who Ordered the Drone Attack that Killed Breitbart? |
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| Is Obama too Soft on this Wadiyian Tyrant? |
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| Waffle House Flummoxed by Lack of Valentine’s Business |
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| Obama Threatens to Drop the F-Bomb on Iran |
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| Radcliffe Admits Constant Pressure of Facing Voldemort Led to Drinking |
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| Oklahoma Town Baffled by Lack of Tourism |
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| Job Creator, Zeus, Angered with Obamacare Mandates |
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| Newt Gingrich Concedes Race and Endorses Younger Newt Gingrich |
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| Punxsutawney Pete Predicts Six-More-Weeks of Slow Economic Growth |
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| Ham Slam: Miss Piggy’s Fox News Roast |
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| Freudian Slippery? Gingrich Shakes Baby’s Hand and Kisses Mother |
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| Cruise Captain Burns Down Home During House Arrest! |
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| Obama to Increase Deficit in New 'Fun Size' Increments |
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| Cyber Geek Accidentally Summons Virtual Demon |
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| Mysterious Crap Circles: Alien Messages or Intestinal Flu? |
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| Obama Falls Behind on White House Mortgage Payments |
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| Edison’s Original Recordings Digitally Enhanced and Rereleased |
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| America Bans Defective French Breast Implants in Favor of Liberty Melons |
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| Santa Claus' GPS Coordinates Hijacked by Iran! Sleigh Brought Down Near Tehran |
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| Existence of Snuffleupagus Questioned by Expert |
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| God Denies Existence of Christopher Hitchens |
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| Scientists Discover then Ostracize "God Particle" |
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| Archeologists Discover Time when Earth was "One Big Party" |
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| Bacon Announces ‘Six-Degrees to Kevin Bacon’ Victory |
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| Belgium Downgraded to Countrytoid |
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| Republicans Demand Muppet Segregation |
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| Gingrich Surge Fueled by Angry NBA Fans |
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| Christmas Elves Forcibly Remove Occupy North Polers |
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| Republicans Still Seeking Likeable, Dangerously Incompetent Candidate |
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| Obama Expected to Give Up During Next Scheduled Press Conference |
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| Oklahoma Earthquake: Millions of Kernels Still Trapped under Downed Cornstalks! |
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| I was a Teenage Discord Apology |
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| Conviction Change is Real! |
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| World’s Entire Fossil Record Created by One Obsessive-Compulsive Hoaxter |
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| If America Promises to Disband Capitalism will you all take a Shower? |
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| Making Fun of These Royals Means Prison or No Lunch Specials for a Lifetime |
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| Occupy Wal*Mart Protest Lasts Six Grueling Hours |
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| The Great Recession Hits Springfield, DOH! |
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| Las Vegas Welcomes its First Amelia Impersonator |
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| E*Trade Baby Attacked by Wall Street Protestors! |
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| Onion Copycat Case Draws Anemic Ridicule for Discord |
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| Mothman Found Dead! |
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| Nation to Cryogenically Freeze itself until Current Job Problem Solvable |
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| Winnipeg Wilderness Wipes out Warm Weather Wussies |
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| Merkel Agrees to EU Bailouts Only if Greece Submits to a Drug Test |
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| ASPCA Mistakenly Euthanizes Tea Party Congressman |
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| Osama Bin Laden’s Wife Claims Pot was "Mellowing him Out" |
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| Man Sentenced to Barrage of Good & Plentys, Jujubes, and Popcorn after Failing to Place Phone on Vibrate during Spy Kids 4 |
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| Bachmann Lured through Hellish Nether Portal |
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| "Job Creators" Discuss Plans for Massive Pyramid Complex |
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| English Bobbies to Quell Riots by Saying Stop…Again |
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| Sesame Street Still Forcing Ernie & Bert to Live a Lie |
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| Ronco’s Woes Continue with Recall of Zombie Pinata |
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| Jeff Conaway’s Death Further Proof of a Taxi Curse? |
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| Man Filling Void left by Glenn Beck with Cannibalism |
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| The Romney3000 Breeched: Hackers make off with Sensitive Campaign Data! |
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| Bush and Cheney Deny Employing Dementors at Guantanamo Bay |
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| Murdoch Claims Fox News is "Too Biased to Fail" |
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| 2007 Miss Teen U.S.A. Finalist the New Tea Party Queen? |
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| North Korea Boasts Capability of New Ballistic Something: Taepowoodendong-2 |
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| GOP Claims Gingrich’s Mouth Nearly Contained at this Time |
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| Palin to Donate Frontal Lobes to Bachmann Campaign |
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| Discord Apology XXXIV |
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| Palin Announces Exit Strategy |
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| Government Contracts with Tornado Hunters |
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| Steel Reinforced "Storm Shelters" Found to be Hoax in Heartland |
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| Palin Leaves Children, Dog Outside of Bar for Two Hours with Tour Bus Running |
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| NHL Charges Goaltender for 3rd Intermission Zamboni Fuel |
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| Would be Raptured Couple "Just Having Sex" |
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| God’s Tornado Rapture Weekend a Bust |
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| Attack Ad Goof: Tossed Real Old Lady from Cliff! |
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| Grandmother Still Holding Birther Meetup Group this Saturday |
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| Twisted Twister hits Adult Shoppe with Deadly-Hysterical Consequences |
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| Giants Awarded Minority Status as Pants Impaired |
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| Bin Laden Spent Final Hours Watching Baywatch Marathon |
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| ACLU Condemns Ocean’s Treatment of Bin Laden’s Body |
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| Alternate Royal Wedding Plans, Code Name: Operation Vegas Elope |
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| Orcs Vying to Overthrow Sauron through Social Sites |
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| FAA Bans Booze for Controllers, Recliners on Probation |
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| National Safety Council to Discontinue CPR on Grounds it’s "Too Gross" |
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| The Garbage Gestapo Has Come to Mayberry |
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| Trump’s Hairdresser Calling for Exploratory Committee |
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| Daily Discord Ranked #1 among Discord Contributors |
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| Flames/Oilers Hockey Check Causes Deadly Explosion |
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| Japanese Nuclear Engineers Seeking "Expert" Advice from Springfield Man |
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| God Angry with Obama for Supporting Republican Energy Views? |
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