Sarcastically Salving Society Topics Arts &amp; Culture  Are Anti-Depressants Destroying the Traditional Blues Band?  Daily Discord’s CEO to Ban All Acronym Jokes (BAAJ)  Discord's CEO Flies Plane into FarmVille  Winslow in Rehab; Six Days Off the Farm  Revenge of "Another Discord Apology"  Touched by the plight of the Navi during the 3D version of Avatar…  Tactics to Draw Out Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan Questioned  Vegas Blue Man Group Jumps Director James Cameron in Alley  Cadillac CTS-V: All that’s Wrong with the World?  Gallagher’s Autobiography Melonoma Moments Hammered by Critics More... News &amp; Politics  Voter Victimization: How Do I Know When My Political Party is Abusive and Controlling?  Free Speech for Those who Can Afford It  Nosferatu Rushed to St. Vincent’s  Job Stimulus Package Patterned after Male Enhancement Pill Cialis  Think Outside the Fox: A Crank Rebuttal  Are Nashville Predator Drones Killing too Many Civilians?  Mick Zano: Dip 3  Clash of Civilizations?  Military Wiccans Denounce Don’t Cast Don’t Spell  Obama Just Needs a 9/11 Moment to Unite Country Behind His Agenda More... Science &amp; Technology  City’s Expansion of Zombie Addiction Clinic Questioned  Toyota Announces Fix for Stuck Gas Pedals and Failed Brakes  Can You Scare Me Now?  Toyota or Christine the Next Generation?  iTit Set to Perk up Winter Sales  Archeologist Dates Great Pyramid of Vegas to 1991 AD  Discord Discovers Truth Behind Mysterious Norway Cloud!  Large Hadron Collider Downed by Refried Beans  Did Darwin's Family Influence His Theory?  Moon Ambassadors Claim NASA Bomb Obliterates Daycare Center More... Spirituality &amp; Enlightenment  This Just In:  Fox News Alert: Five Reasons Why We Should Always Remember to Hate Homosexuals.  Ask The Ghetto Shaman  Your Insistence, Fair Reader, that I’m Glum and Hopeless Makes Me Want to Shoot My Face Off  McMahon Replaces St. Peter! First Job: Heeeeeeere’s Michael!  The Good Opinions of Others  Archeologist Ignores Disembodied Call of Subterranean Old Ones  Proof of Jurassic Ark?  Jurassic Ark?  Ode to Nunchaku More... Sports  U.S. National Park Service: Canada Sold to Exxon Mobile  X-Men Mutants Banned from Winter Olympics  They’re Calling it Arson…  With the Shaman, The Ghetto Shaman...  Super Bowl Ads Unaffordable: CBS to Replay Footage of Janet Jackson’s Breast  All Hail Tiger Woods  PETA Condemns Discord’s Latest Grudge Match  If a Woods Drives into a Tree with Nobody Around to Recount It, Does It Make a Sound?  Wayne Gretzky Goes from the Great One to the Late One: Calls it Quits without Actually Calling  Eagles Sign Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme to 5-year Deal More... Weird Travel  Porn Free: One Cabby’s Vegas Tail  Bighoot and the Owl People  Hey, Bed, Bath & Beyond Bull Shit, Stick that Ergonomic Gravy-Separator Up Yer…  Beer and Frothing in Las Vegas  The Danger and Intrigue of Live Girl Billboards: Turning Road Rage into Road Raging Hard Ons  An American Werewolf at Zeta  Tomorrow Bissua Edouardo Rides His Last Bull, or Not  Top Ten Worst Bar Names  The Bucks County Badlands: Haunted Pennsylvania  Maersk Line's Answer to Somali Pirates More... Contributors Alex Bone  The Crotch Bomber Kid  Fox News Alert: Five Reasons Why We Should Always Remember to Hate Homosexuals.  Trend Rending Andre Gadner  Those Libertarian Blues Bald Tony  Porn Free: One Cabby’s Vegas Tail  The Danger and Intrigue of Live Girl Billboards: Turning Road Rage into Road Raging Hard Ons  Area 51: The Undiscovered Country  Ghost Writers in the Sand Dave Atsals  Free Speech for Those who Can Afford It  All Hail Tiger Woods  Apes, Shamans, and Atsals on Health Care  Werewolf Caught Drinking Pina Coladas at Trader Vics: Obama Vows to send the Envoy  My Facebook Needs a Face Lift  Very Dated Discord (the Cock Dilemma)  The Daily Discord: 2009 An Editing Odyssey  POSITION DESIRED: PRESIDENT OF THE DISCORD NATION  Unemployment Compensation for Dummies  $28.00 More... L. Wolfe  Large Hadron Collider Downed by Refried Beans  New Federal Healthcare Insurance Policies Only Benefit Klingons, Siamese Twins, and Earthworms  New, Universal Scientific Unit System Unveiled  Peter Sellers had it Right:  Swine Flu 101  The Dimming Dilemma  Breaking Wind  The West Nile, Virus, Bird Flu, Weaponized Anthrax, and Other Things that Make You Go Hmmmm.  Franco-Swiss “Research” Alliance Will Create Earth-Swallowing Black Hole!  How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Global Warming and Learned to Love the Sun Mick Zano  Voter Victimization: How Do I Know When My Political Party is Abusive and Controlling?  Clash of Civilizations?  The Transcosmetic Party:  No. We Don’t Necessarily Wear Dresses  The Double Dip Recession and the Obama Illusion  The Daily Discord: Breaking Down News into Tiny Shards of Sensationalism  Bighoot and the Owl People  Hey, Bed, Bath & Beyond Bull Shit, Stick that Ergonomic Gravy-Separator Up Yer…  Beer and Frothing in Las Vegas  I’ll Show You My Twitter if You’ll Sit on My Facebook  It Might Not Happen Tomorrow: So Keep On Polluting More... Nancy Mickwick  America’s Stonehenge: Intrigue, Mystery and Closet Space Oscar Fogg  Barak Obama: You Mean I’m Going to Stay this Color?  The Sir Woody Chronicles Pierce Winslow  Winslow in Rehab; Six Days Off the Farm  Toyota or Christine the Next Generation?  Reid Walks on the Wild Side, Steps in Shit  John + Kate + 8 + Psychotic Bimbo - John - $230K – Show + Burglary = Who Gives a Flying Fuck?  BOY! I Say, I Say BOY!  Michael Jackson Is Still Dead, for Now  Ode to Nunchaku  Separation of State and Church  Romer Picked to Head Economic Advisory Council  Presidential Pet Pick Perturbs PETW More... Pokey McDooris  Cultural Facilitation for Dummies  The Good Opinions of Others  The Transcosmetic Party: Evolve or Dissolve  POSITION DESIRED: ADVISOR TO THE INTEGRAL WARLORD  Institutional Inhibitors to National Development (Besides the Discord)  DON’T CALL ME I’LL CALL YOU  The Audacity of, "Nope"  Fear And Loathing With Mr. Giggles  The Articles Of Degeneration  Rethinking Traditionalism or Putting the ‘Fun’ Back Into Fundamentalism More... Rick Right Pernick  Obama Just Needs a 9/11 Moment to Unite Country Behind His Agenda  Brady Campaign Seeks to Disarm Military to Stop Gun Violence  Rick (I’m) Right (Dave You're Wrong) Pernick  Happy Constitution Day!  Obama Science Czar Holdren Calls for Forced Abortions Sarah Angelfire  R.U.S.H:  Reptilian Ultra Sapient Hybrids?  One Flew Safely from the Cuckoo's Nest Sean Kelsey  I Don't Care What You Do to Me...  Kiester Island     The Crank  Mick Zano: Dip 3  A Mikky-Twoshits Rebuttal  Cadillac CTS-V: All that’s Wrong with the World?  The Great Crank Hunter  An Open Letter to Ed "Erectile Dysfunction" Whiteacre, Chairman of GM  Happy Cranksgiving: Hey Congress, How ‘Bout a Reach Around?  Zano You Ignorant Slut (Remember SNL, Kids?)  Worse than Carter?  A Change I Can Bereave In  Holy Crap, Mick: Spirogyra and the Integral Blowfish? More... The Ghetto Shaman  Ask The Ghetto Shaman  Ask The Ghetto Shaman  Ask The Ghetto Shaman  Ask The Ghetto Shaman  Ask The Ghetto Shaman  Ask The Ghetto Shaman  Ask The Ghetto Shaman  Ask The Ghetto Shaman  Ask The Ghetto Shaman  Ask The Ghetto Shaman More... Features By Type  Articles  Top Ten Lists  Cartoons  Faux Articles  Faux Ads  Ghetto Shamans Distinguished Discord, The Best Of  Articles  Cartoons  Faux Articles Discord Dream Cabinet Discord Disciples (Companion Sites) Subscribe Now Search The Discord About Us Contact Us		Home of the Transcosmetic Party A Place for Raging Moderates, Tragic Optimists, and Integral Outcasts March 14, 2010 Content Search Welcome to the Daily Discord's search page. From here you can search for any feature ever posted on the site. You can seacrh by author, topic, type or any combination thereof. You can also use complex full-text indexing searches. Simply select/enter your criteria and away you go. Author: <Any> Alex Bone Andre Gadner Bald Tony Dave Atsals L. Wolfe Mick Zano Nancy Mickwick Oscar Fogg Pierce Winslow Pokey McDooris Rick Right Pernick Sarah Angelfire Sean Kelsey The Crank The Ghetto Shaman Topic: <Any> Arts & Culture News & Politics Science & Technology Spirituality & Enlightenment Sports Weird Travel Type: <Any> Article Cabinet Member Cartoon Faux Ad Faux Article Ghetto Shaman Top Ten List Full Text Criteria: This one's a bit tricky. You can enter a single words, phrases in quotes, e.g. "big mouth", wildcard expressions like "big*", and full text expressions like "big" near "mouth". Ensure that apostrophes embedded in words are doubled up, i.e. O''Flynn instead of O'Flynn
RSS Subscriptions Search © 2010, The Daily Discord, All Rights Reserved About Us Contact Us