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February 6, 2012
WE'RE NOT BIG FOOTBALL FANS HERE AT THE DISCORD, BUT THIS SATURDAY IS THE SUPER GAME... OR SUNDAY. RIGHT, SUPER GAME SUNDAY • THE DAILY DISCORD: WHERE THE TODAY SHOW GOES FOR ITS NEWS... THEY'RE FOLLOWING US ON TWITTER. SHHHHH • GOP FEARS DEFENSE CUTS COULD CUT DOWN ON NEOCONS' ABILITY TO PUFF OUT CHESTS AS MUCH • THE GHETTO SHAMAN WILL NO LONGER BE HOSTING ALL THINGS DISCOURAGED, INSTEAD WE ARE HAPPY TO INTRODUCE SPIRITUAL QUESTIONS, INAPPROPRIATE ANSWERS • DAILY DISCORD STAFF VERY CLOSE TO FIGURING OUT WHAT S.O.T.U. ACRONYM STANDS FOR • THE SUN IS ANGERED WITH THE GINGRICH SURGE, SPEWS WORST SOLAR RADIATION STORM IN SEVEN YEARS • WAS THE GINGRICH SURGE TOO MUCH FOR JOE PA? •
Topics Arts &amp; Culture  Nothing Golden Can Stay: Farewell Hostess with the Mostess  Live Blogging the Movie Twilight: Now I Know Why I Hate Anne Rice  Discord’s Word of the Day: Googootz!  The Ghetto Shaman's 'Barely Legal Kundalini Cruise' has been Indefinitely Suspended  Winslow Removes the Discord ‘Casting Couch’ from Zano’s Office  Edison’s Original Recordings Digitally Enhanced and Rereleased  Gripe of Frankenstein: Declining Popularity Forces Monster into Therapy  America Bans Defective French Breast Implants in Favor of Liberty Melons  Santa Claus' GPS Coordinates Hijacked by Iran! Sleigh Brought Down Near Tehran  Author Michael Griffiths' 'Zombie Christmas Story' Rejected for Lack of Gore. More... News &amp; Politics  Brewer Queen of the Desert  Punxsutawney Pete Predicts Six-More-Weeks of Slow Economic Growth  Republicans STILL Seeking Likeable, Dangerously Incompetent Candidate  Ham Slam: Miss Piggy’s Fox News Roast  Is Gingrich Practicing his 'Knock Out' Campaign Promise on Lesser Dems?  Freudian Slippery? Gingrich Shakes Baby’s Hand and Kisses Mother  Cruise Captain Burns Down Home during House Arrest!  Megyn Kelly vs Andrew Sullivan: Reality vs the Neococoon  One Percenter Donates $7.5 Million to Repair Washington's 'All Seeing Eye'  Obama to Increase Deficit in New 'Fun Size' Increments More... Science &amp; Technology  Cyber Geek Accidentally Summons Virtual Demon  Mysterious Crap Circles: Alien Messages or Intestinal Flu?  Fibonacci Was a Fruit Loop  Existence of Snuffleupagus Questioned by Expert  Scientists Discover then Ostracize "God Particle"  Archeologists Discover Time when Earth was "One Big Party"    World’s Entire Fossil Record Created by One Obsessive-Compulsive Hoaxter  Cantaloupe Attacks More Brazen!  Mayans Little Known 2013 Earth-Ovum Prediction More... Spirituality &amp; Enlightenment  God Denies Existence of Christopher Hitchens  A Memorable Cranksgiving  Aliens Set to Invade Earth have Bagged the Idea  Man's Attempt to Snort the Gobi Desert Ends Poorly  Never Mind those Mayans...  Squidthulhu!  Ronco’s Woes Continue with Recall of Zombie Pinata  Famous Jesus Outtakes:  Fantasy Characters Living Through Real Apocalypses Protest Fake End of Days  Would be Raptured Couple "Just Having Sex" More... Sports  Uh Oh, Tebow's Getting Weird  Winnipeg Wilderness Wipes out Warm Weather Wussies  Jimmy Makes a Fatal Mistake  NHL Charges Goaltender for 3rd Intermission Zamboni Fuel  Flames/Oilers Hockey Check Causes Deadly Explosion  N.F.L./R.I.P.  Super Game XXVIIV  Crank on the Super Bowl  Vince Shlomi of ShamWow Fame’s Infomercial Mix Up  Discord’s Pierce Winslow Bids to Buy Phoenix Coyotes More... Weird &amp; Haunted Travel  The Haunted Weatherford and the Yahtzee Séance  Hiking Sedona: The Do’s and the...well, just the Don’ts  Chinatown Vegas: You Go Now!  Top 10: The Best Guinness in Las Vegas Revealed!  Vegas San Gennaro: Leave the Feast, Take the Cannoli  Made in the Shade Brew Fest: Bring Sunscreen  Sedona’s Red Rock Café…BWTF?  Holy Rollercoaster, Batman!  And now for Something Completely Celtic  Celtic Crossings: Best Guinness Pour in AZ More... Contributors The Crank  Nothing Golden Can Stay: Farewell Hostess with the Mostess  Discord’s Word of the Day: Googootz!  2011 The Discord’s Person of the Year  Stick to Writing Jokes, Mikko: The Zano Rebuttal Rides Again  A Memorable Cranksgiving  Watching the Recording Industry Shit on Me since the F-ing 60s  How You Lakka Me Now? Noticio to All Fiat S.P.A. Shareholders  Geographical Answers to Global Problems  RIP My Little Bundle of Nuclear Joy  I Said I Wasn’t Going to Read Zano’s Post, But, Alas, I Did More... The Ghetto Shaman  Ask The Ghetto Shaman  Ask The Ghetto Shaman  Ask The Ghetto Shaman  Ask The Ghetto Shaman  Ask The Ghetto Shaman  Ask The Ghetto Shaman  Ask The Ghetto Shaman  Ask The Ghetto Shaman  Ask The Ghetto Shaman  Ask The Ghetto Shaman More... Mick Zano  Live Blogging the Movie Twilight: Now I Know Why I Hate Anne Rice  Megyn Kelly vs Andrew Sullivan: Reality vs the Neococoon  Does the Colbert Surge Mark the End for America?  The Taliban, the Hawks and the Biden "Gaffe"  I Must Retract an Old Retraction as we Retract from Iraq  The Alan Colmes of Facebook and the Comment Thread from Hell  Save Some Real Money Supercomittee, Weed the People!  Stunning Volcano Spews Hot Air and Lava Miles into the Air  Entitled Occupiers, Sociopaths, and those "Free Market" Slaves  The Haunted Weatherford and the Yahtzee Séance More... Alex Bone  Winslow Removes the Discord ‘Casting Couch’ from Zano’s Office  Gripe of Frankenstein: Declining Popularity Forces Monster into Therapy  Author Michael Griffiths' 'Zombie Christmas Story' Rejected for Lack of Gore.  Horror Author Michael D. Griffiths a Zombie?  Aliens Set to Invade Earth have Bagged the Idea  U.S. Border Fence with Mexico Replaced with Banana Peels  Cthulhu Officially Endorses Palin  Life Impaired Protest Ends In Violence  Fantasy Characters Living Through Real Apocalypses Protest Fake End of Days  Bone Escalates the Invertebrate Conflict into Outright War More... Pierce Winslow  2012: The Choice between Smart Unconstitutional Power, or Incompetent Unconstitutional Power  Actually, This is When the North Koreans Started Crying  How (and What) Does Santa Know?  Where is the Supercommittee Now?  Cain-Burns 2012  A Story of One Man's Incompetence...and Incontinence  Pierce Pissed About Private Pool Putzes      Today's Conservative "Thought"... More... Cokie McGrath  Life Coach Cokie  Life Coach Cokie  Life Coach Cokie: On Social Site Bombing Ertel  "Did Santa Just Hit On Mommy?" The Department Store Confidential  Rise of the Archeostorageunitologist Dave Atsals  Uh Oh, Tebow's Getting Weird  There Ain’t No Church on Fire Tower Road  We are Discord!  Cantaloupe Attacks More Brazen!  Palin Not Running: Prefers to be "an Outsider"  Mayans Little Known 2013 Earth-Ovum Prediction  "You've Got a Friend in Cheez-it" Campaign Causes Controversy  Bed Bugs on the Rise?  Holiday Inn?  How about Holiday Out  Shop VoldeMart! More... Features By Type  Cartoons  Spoof News  Articles  Top Ten Lists  Advice Columns  Faux Ads Distinguished Discord, The Best Of  Cartoons  Spoof News  Articles  Advice Columns Discord Dream Cabinet Discord Disciples (Companion Sites) Subscribe Now Search The Discord About Us Contact Us Site Map Be our friend... ...with benefits Show us your tweets... ...and we'll show you ours		Content Search Welcome to the Daily Discord's search page. From here you can search for any feature ever posted on the site. 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