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April 24, 2014
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Feds: Assassinated Nevada Cows Linked to Al-Qcattle and Heffbollah
Feds: Assassinated Nevada Cows Linked to al-Qcattle and Heffbollah, Netanyahu denying Israeli counterpart, Moossad
Netanyahu denying Israeli counterpart, Moossad
 
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Former Yahoo COO: "$58-Million Severance Will Interfere With My Medicaid and Food Stamps."
Former Yahoo COO: "$58-Million Severance will interfere with my Medicaid and Food Stamps." De Castro also urging Obama to extend unemployment benefits to one percent.
De Castro also urging Obama to extend unemployment benefits to one percent.
 
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Obama Finally Has Putin Where He Wants Him
Obama Finally Has Putin Where He Wants Him, You know what the new Cold War needs? Ferns…and maybe some throw pillows.
You know what the new Cold War needs? Ferns…and maybe some throw pillows.
 
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While Searching for Malaysian Flight GOP Finds Next Benghazi
While Searching for Malaysian Flight GOP Finds Next Benghazi, And the cool thing is, it makes more sense
And the cool thing is, it makes more sense
 
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Jeb Bush V Hillary Clinton 2016
Jeb Bush V Hillary Clinton 2016, Hope they’re not flying American with those stricter weight limits.
Hope they’re not flying American with those stricter weight limits.
 
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New Alzheimer’ Research Helps Mice Find Where They Left Their Car Keys
New Alzheimer’ Research Helps Mice Find where they Left their Car Keys, The implications are profound, or at least that’s what we keep telling our funders.
The implications are profound, or at least that’s what we keep telling our funders.
 
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Sebelius Escorted Out of Hearing by Rocky the Rollout Rodent
Sebelius Escorted out of Hearing by Rocky the Rollout Rodent, I'd say we'd miss you Kathleen, but...Oops this is embarrassing. Please visit our website later.
I'd say we'd miss you Kathleen, but...Oops this is embarrassing. Please visit our website later.
 
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Support From Superheroes for This Site Waning
Support from Superheroes for this Site Waning
 
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And the Runner up for the Worst Joke of the Week Goes To...
And the Runner Up for the Worst Joke of the Week Goes to...Yes...we have worse this week.
Yes...we have worse this week.
 
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Now an Important Summary of Charles Koch's Recent Wall Street Journal Diatribe
Now an Important Summary of Charles Koch's Recent Wall Street Journal Diatribe
 
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Should Terrorist Groups Improve Admission Standards?
Should Terrorist Groups Improve Admission Standards?
 
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No Plane yet but Searchers Find Earhart, Hoffa and the Remote That Fell Between the Cushions
No Plane yet but Searchers Find Earhart, Hoffa and the Remote that Fell Between the Cushions, Sadly, the 18 Minutes of Watergate Footage recovered is too soggy to restore
Sadly, the 18 minutes of Watergate footage recovered is too soggy to restore
 
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At Final Hour Healthcare.gov Tips Over Virtually Injuring Hundreds
At Final Hour Healthcare.gov Tips Over Virtually Injuring Hundreds, Rocky the Rollout Rodent to send personalized eCards to those eInjured
Rocky the Rollout Rodent to send personalized eCards to those eInjured
 
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Benghazi Hearings Cost More Than the Entire Secret Service's Bar Bill in 2013
Benghazi Hearings Cost More than the Entire Secret Service's Bar Bill in 2013, If we dump fiscal conservatism entirely, how much will it save us?
If we dump fiscal conservatism entirely, how much will it save us?
 
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Discord Poll: One in Two Bears Ready to Devour Colbert!
Discord Poll: One in Two Bears Ready to Devour Colbert!
 
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High End Vegas Carnies Make Compelling Pro-Marijuana Case
High End Vegas Carnies Make Compelling Pro-Marijuana Case, It should be a law that you have to watch The Beatles "Love" stoned
It should be a law that you have to watch The Beatles "Love" stoned
 
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Breaking: Europe Shifts All Armies to Iceland
Breaking: Europe Shifts All Armies to Iceland, "All war is based on Discord" —Lao Tzu, The Art of Blog
"All war is based on Discord" —Lao Tzu, The Art of Blog
 
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New Evidence Emerges for Flight 370: the Plot Stiffens
New Evidence Emerges for Flight 370: The Plot Stiffens
 
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Mitch McConnell "Man of Mystery" Meme Takes Net by Storm
Mitch McConnell "Man of Mystery" Meme takes Net by Storm, Well, since we started it, by gentle breeze.
Well, since we started it, by gentle breeze.
 
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Discord Staff Vows to Repeat the Mistakes of Last St. Patrick's Day
Discord Staff Vows to Repeat the Mistakes of Last St. Patrick's Day, "Blog responsibly" —Mick Zano
"Blog responsibly" —Mick Zano
 
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And the Winner of the Dumbest Quote of the 21st Century Goes To...
And the Winner of the Dumbest Quote of the 21st Century Goes to...
 
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Mr. Smith "Nearly Done" Reading the Affordable Care Act
Mr. Smith "Nearly Done" Reading the Affordable Care Act, "I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules," -Jefferson Smith
"I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules," -Jefferson Smith
 
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Discord to Move Away From Content in Favor of 24/7 Pledge Drives
Discord to Move Away From Content in Favor of 24/7 Pledge Drives, With our $50 "Gold" Membership you get a personalized Tweet
With our $50 "Gold" Membership you get a personalized Tweet
 
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U.S. Deploys Cast of Game of Thrones to Crimea
U.S. Deploys Cast of Game of Thrones to Crimea,"I plan to meet Putin where he is," said Obama, "Somewhere in the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros."
"I plan to meet Putin where he is," said Obama, "Somewhere in the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros."
 
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Investigation Uncovers Problem With Sochi Opening Ceremony
Investigation Uncovers Problem with Sochi Opening Ceremony
 
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And the Tasteless Joke of the Year Goes To...
And the Tasteless Joke of the Year Goes to...
 
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Star Trek V Space Case
Star Trek V Space Case
 
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Discord Celebrates First Accurate GOP Prediction of 21st Century
Discord Celebrates First Accurate GOP Prediction of 21st Century
 
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The 80's Called and They Want Their Bad Joke Back
The 80's Called and They Want Their Bad Joke Back
 
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Benghazi Isn’t a Scandal, It’s a Cry for Help
Study: GOP Spends 60% of Time Thinking About Benghazi, Still Don’t Get It, A rebuttal to CapitalismInstitute.org
A rebuttal to CapitalismInstitute.org
 
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On News of Death Zano Downplays Ramis/Discord Feud
On News of Death Zano Downplays Ramis/Discord Feud,
"Ramis was an inspiration to me, but don't hold that against him"
—Mick Zano
 
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The Case for Obama's Impeachment, Part Five: NSA
The Case for Obama's Impeachment, Part Five: NSA
 
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The Case for Obama's Impeachment, Part Four: Benghazi
The Case for Obama's Impeachment, Part Four: Benghazi
 
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The Case for Obama's Impeachment, Part Three: Obamacare
The Case for Obama's Impeachment, Part Three: Obamacare
 
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The Case for Obama's Impeachment, Part Two: Fast & Furious
The Case for Obama's Impeachment, Part Two: Fast & Furious
 
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The Case for Obama's Impeachment, Part One: IRS
The Case for Obama's Impeachment, Part One: IRS
 
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Satellite Confirms the Only Light in N. Korea Is a Motel 6
Satellite Confirms the Only Light in N. Korea is a Motel 6
 
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Market Crashes As Yellen Giggles and Farts Through Confirmation Hearing!
Market Crashes as Yellen Giggles and Farts through Confirmation Hearing! "I was kidding. Come on! Can't you people take a joke?" Janet Yellen
"I was kidding. Come on! Can't you people take a joke?" Janet Yellen
 
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93,000 Liters of Beer Are Lost Each Year in Facial Hair in the UK Alone
93,000 Liters of Beer are Lost Each Year in Facial Hair in the UK Alone, This new look is now a federal mandate. We can't afford to leave this one to state discretion!
This new look is now a federal mandate. We can't afford to leave this one to state discretion!
 
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Reaganomics: Don't Let an Economist Tell You Different
Reaganomics: Don't Let an Economist Tell You Different
 
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Stock in Grumpy Cat Collapses
Stock in Grumpy Cat Collapses
 
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Have You Spoken to Your Kids About Benghazi?
Have You Spoken to Your Kids About Benghazi?
 
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Discord Super Game Coverage
Discord Super Game Coverage: Seattle Has a Football Team?
Seattle Has a Football Team?
 
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The Main Reason Republicans Will Lose the Future
The Main Reason Republicans Will Lose the Future, Kidding! There are dozens.
Kidding! There are dozens.
 
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During SOTU Obama Mentioned Alimony 14 Times and Chardonnay 37 Times
During SOTU Obama Mentioned Alimony 14 Times and Chardonnay 37 Times, Oh...wait...I was watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Oh...wait...I was watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
 
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Egypt Builds Cage for Prospective Leader...Just in Case
Egypt Builds Cage for Prospective Leader...Just in Case, But why not pyramid shape?
But why not pyramid shape?
 
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Hillary Asks Discord to "Stop Helping!"
Hillary Asks Discord to "Stop Helping!" Discord scraps "Hey Joe Biden" image
Discord scraps "Hey Joe Biden" image
 
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Journalism Lives!…umm, on the Left
Journalism Lives!…umm, On the Left
 
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Either Way Christie Was Not Going to Be Nominated
Either Way Christie was Not Going to be Nominated, Today's GOP is only accepting applications from this man.
Today's GOP is only accepting applications from this man.
 
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Obama's Policies Continue to Baffle Millennials
Obama's Policies Continue to Baffle Millennials
 
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Finally a Sensible Bathroom Floor Sign
Finally a Sensible Bathroom Floor Sign
 
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Lines, Lines, Everywhere Are Lines
Lines, Lines, Everywhere Are Lines. Was this by Tollstoy or Tolkien?
Was this by Tollstoy or Tolkien?
 
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Kerry’s Shadow Making Progress in Mideast Peace Talks
Kerry’s Shadow Making Progress in Mideast Peace Talks, Abbas and Netanyahu both think "shadow has better personality, charisma."
Abbas and Netanyahu both think "shadow has better personality, charisma."
 
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God Furious Over Latest Discord Cartoon
God Furious Over Latest Discord Cartoon
 
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North Korea Vows to Change Brown Paneling by 2015
North Korea Vows to Change Brown Paneling by 2015
“And there will be matching drapes long before then!”
—Kim Jong-Un
 
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Massive Home Scrotal Defibrillator Recall!
Massive Home Scrotal Defibrillator Recall!
Today's incident brings new meaning to the words "goodness gracious great balls of fire."
 
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Discord Pushes Boundary of Billboard Ad Decency
Discord Pushes Boundary of Billboard Ad Decency
 
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Discord Sued for Wrecking Another Meme
Discord Sued for Wrecking Another Meme
 
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Dear UPS, Where's My Fishing Pole!!
Dear UPS, Where's My Fishing Pole!! No one is sending me one, but how would you know?
No one is sending me one, but how would you know?
 
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How the Grinch Stole Health Care
How the Grinch Stole Health Care, Oh, the Who-manity!
Oh, the Who-manity!
 
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Are Fish Getting Hooked the Wrong Way?
Are Fish Getting Hooked the Wrong Way? Come on! I'll give you a blowfish.
Come on! I'll give you a blowfish.
 
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I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide
I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide, Sharp dressed men take it in the tush and other bad DDtop jokes
Sharp dressed men take it in the tush and other bad DDtop jokes
 
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Is Dumb Breaking up With Dumber?
Is Dumb Breaking Up with Dumber? I don’t know but Boehner is asking for his Dylan CDs back
I don’t know but Boehner is asking for his Dylan CDs back
 
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Fox News: Putting the ID Back in Ideology
Fox News: Putting the ID Back in Ideology
 
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Congregation Still a Little Cross Over Pastor Prank
Congregation Still a Little Cross Over Pastor Prank
 
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The Daily Discord Is Almost As Good As My Bat Blog
The Daily Discord Is Almost as Good as My Bat Blog
 
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Jong-Un Named As Mandela's Successor
Jong-Un Named as Mandela's Successor. In related news South Africa has stopped all the singing
In related news South Africa has stopped all the singing
 
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Study Deems Windfarms Safe...ish, OK, maybe we should stick with solar...
 
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Proof of an Evolution of Consciousness?
Proof of an Evolution of Consciousness?
 
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Vatican Sets up Special Child Abuse Committee
Vatican Sets Up Special Child Abuse Committee, Nobody expects the Catholic Indiscretions!
Nobody expects the Catholic Indiscretions!
 
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Another Load of Joy Set to Arrive From Japan for the Holidays
Another Load of Joy Set to Arrive from Japan for the Holidays, Well, it's better than what China got us.
Well, it's better than what China got us.
 
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Is Real News Becoming a Distraction From Benghazi?
Is Real News Becoming a Distraction from Benghazi?
 
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If Website Not Fixable 2nd White House Being Constructed to Hide Obama
If Website Not Fixable 2nd White House Being Constructed to Hide Obama, "It worked in Blazing Saddles," —Barack Obama
 
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The Tea Party Band Has All Your Block-a-Billy Favs!
The Tea Party Band has all your Block-a-Billy Favs! Neil Young to make retraction on "Rock-n-Roll will never die" lyric.
Neil Young to make retraction on "Rock-n-Roll will never die" lyric.
 
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Pythons Reunite! Except Yoko Ono
Pythons Reunite! Except Yoko Ono, Stop! This is getting too silly.
Stop! This is getting too silly.
 
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Palin to Ride From Plymouth Reliant to the Gettysburg Address Warning of Health Care Reform
Palin to Ride from Plymouth Reliant to the Gettysburg Address Warning of Health Care Reform, "Just like John Quincy Jefferson," — Sarah Palin
"Just like John Quincy Jefferson," — Sarah Palin
 
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After Latest Deer Attack Daryl Wanted for Questioning
After Latest Deer Attack Daryl Wanted for Questioning, And Steve Martin is suing for plagiarism
And Steve Martin is suing for plagiarism
 
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Pepperidge Farms Alzheimers
 
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To Boldly Punch Someone in the Face
To Boldly Punch Someone in the Face, Witnesses claim.s Stewart did say: Resistance is Futile.
Witnesses claim Stewart did say: Resistance is Futile.
 
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Is Rocky the Rollout Rodent Helping or Hurting Obamacare?
Is Rocky the Rollout Rodent Helping or Hurting Obamacare? Will a congressional hearing determine the whereabouts of Glitchy the Death Panel Pigeon?
Will a congressional hearing determine the whereabouts of Glitchy the Death Panel Pigeon?
 
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Discord Celebrates Its One Thousandth Tea Party Joke
Discord Celebrates its One Thousandth Tea Party Joke
 
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Walkers: They Have Always Been Among Us
Walkers: They Have Always Been Among Us, Gold Medal Winner: Hat tip Sean L.!
Gold Medal Winner: Hat tip Sean L.!
 
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Look, All the Mad Hatters Are at the Tea Party
Look, All the Mad Hatters Are at the Tea Party, Silver Medal Winner: This was similar to my experience
Silver Medal Winner: This was similar to my experience
 
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Hi I’m Daryl. This Is My Zombie Larry and My Other Zombie Larry
Hi I’m Daryl. This is my Zombie Larry and My Other Zombie Larry, Bronze Medal Winner: you could win Zano if all of your jokes weren't 20+ years old!
Bronze Medal Winner: you could win Zano if all of your jokes weren't 20+ years old!
 
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Manscaping: You're Doing It Wrong
Manscaping: You're Doing It Wrong
 
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Bone Knocks Block Off Scout Leader Blockhead
Bone Knocks Block Off Scout Leader Blockhead, Exacts revenge on rock toppling ruffian
Exacts revenge on rock toppling ruffian
 
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Stones Admit to Cameos in Every Walking Dead Episode
Stones Admit to Cameos in Every Walking Dead Episode, "We love the show and they save on makeup" —Keith Richards
"We love the show and they save on makeup"
—Keith Richards
 
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Yoda to Host Fashion Reality Show
Yoda to Host Fashion Reality Show, "Snazzy will you become. Guarantee this I will."
"Snazzy will you become. Guarantee this I will."
 
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On Eve of Nation's Destruction GOP Makes Final Demands
On Eve of Nation's Destruction GOP Makes Final Demands, "We want a pony with white spots! We said WHITE spots!!!" — John Q. Republican
"We want a pony with white spots! We said WHITE spots!!!" — John Q. Republican
 
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New Development Rocks Muppet World!
New Development Rocks Muppet World! “Mee-Mek-Mee! Meek-Me-Mee!!” —Beaker
“Mee-Mek-Mee! Meek-Me-Mee!!” —Beaker
 
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You’re Blaming Obama for the Shutdown?!
You’re Blaming Obama for the Shutdown?! “That’s like blaming the tree that ‘jumped’ in front of Lindsay Lohan’s car”  —Mick Zano
“That’s like blaming the tree that ‘jumped’ in front of Lindsay Lohan’s car” —Mick Zano
 
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The Daily Discord Presents
Daily Discord Presents, Can the GOP count to 60 votes in time save the world?!
Can the GOP count to 60 votes in time to save the world?!
 
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Soylent Stock Soars on D.C. Dysfunction
Soylent Stock Soars on D.C. Dysfunction, God, I hope it's republicans.
God, I hope it's republicans.
 
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Roddenberry's Tactics During Original Series Questioned
Roddenberry's Tactics During Original Series Questioned
 
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Remember When the GOP Just Sucked While in Office?
Remember When The GOP Just Sucked while in Office?
 
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And Now for the GOP's Next Trick
And Now for The GOP's Next Trick, You should their foreign policy repertoire
You should see their foreign policy repertoire
 
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Mr. Burnses of the World Unite Against Obamacare
Mr. Burnses of the World Unite Against Obamacare
"Next they'll want an honest day's work for an honesty day's pay."
 
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Black Parliament Member’s Dinner With Merkel Bombs
Black Parliament Member’s Dinner with Merkel Bombs, “You’re making a German spectacle of yourself.”
“You’re making a German spectacle of yourself.”
 
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Empire's Austerity Measures Impacting Sith Recruitment
Empire's Austerity Measures Impacting Sith Recruitment, Death Star downgraded to planetoid
Death Star downgraded to planetoid
 
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The Popes Come Out! Demand to Be Married in Church!
The Popes Come Out! Demand to be Married in Church! Wonder twins powers activate! Form of Papal!
Wonder twin powers activate! Form of Papal!
 
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Ancient Alien Secrets Revealed!
Ancient Alien Secrets Revealed!
 
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Yoda Turns to the Dark Assad
Yoda Turns to the Dark Assad, "Gassed those rebels, I have. How embarrassing."
"Gassed those rebels, I have. How embarrassing."
 
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Wait, I Can See Affleck As Batman
Wait, I Can See Affleck as Batman
 
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Syria: Operation "Point and Glare" Enters Third Straight Day
Syria: Operation "Point And Glare" Enters Third Straight Day, Two-Finger salute "immanent" and no hand gestures are off the table
Two-Finger salute "immanent" and no hand gestures are off the table
 
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Obama Takes Moment of Silence and Reflection on 9/11 Before Blowing Shit Out of Syria
Obama Takes Moment Of Silence And Reflection On 9/11 Before Blowing Shit Out Of Syria
 
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With Israel Mocking U.S. Weakness Kerry Initiates Operation Point and Glare
With Israel Mocking U.S. Weakness Kerry Initiates Operation Point And Glare, "We may yet initiate Operation Unfriend Assad On Facebook."
"We may yet initiate Operation Unfriend Assad On Facebook."
 
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Syria: Why Wait on Long Lines at Universal to See This Kind of Shit?
Syria: Why Wait On Long Lines At Universal To See This Kind Of Shit?
 
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Voyager: Sends Back First Images From Beyond Solar System
Voyager: Sends Back First Images From Beyond Solar System, NASA: They raise more questions than they answer
NASA: They raise more questions than they answer
 
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Arson at Yosemite? Short Cowboy Sought for Questioning
Arson At Yosemite? Short Cowboy Sought For Questioning, The inferno now threatens the Le Pew Sewage Treatment Plant
The inferno now threatens the Le Pew Sewage Treatment Plant
 
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Obama Leaks His Brief Syrian Intervention Plans
Obama Leaks His Brief Syrian Intervention Plans, Mr. Pickins was unavailable for comment
Mr. Pickins was unavailable for comment
 
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Kerry Makes Hilarious War Gaffe
Kerry Makes Hilarious War Gaffe, "We are certain the Syrian regime is using chemical tampons against their own pimples."
"We are certain the Syrian regime is using chemical tampons against their own pimples."
 
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Commissioner Gordon "Forgets" to Pay Bat Phone Bill
Commissioner Gordon "Forgets" To Pay Bat Phone Bill, After Affleck casting Bat Signal sold to Gotham Hyundai dealership
After Affleck casting Bat Signal sold to Gotham Hyundai dealership
 
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Due to Warming Scientists Move Doomsday Clock!
Due to Warming Scientists Move Doomsday Clock! Luckily Foxeteers can only read digital
Luckily Foxeteers can only read digital
 
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Dr. Phil Also Backing Off His Latest Tweet
Dr. Phil Also Backing Off His Latest Tweet, “Is it okay for really large men to use midgets as a football?”
“Is it okay for really large men to use midgets as a football?”
 
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Labor & Industry, CPS Descend on Wonka Factory
Labor & Industry, CPS Descend on Wonka Factory, Is this Willy’s last wonk?
Is this Willy’s last wonk?
 
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Return of Squidthulhu!
Squidthulhu! For those three Spongebob/Lovecraft fans out there
For those three Spongebob/Lovecraft fans out there
 
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I See You! and Will Take Your Mordor Order!
I See You! And Will Take Your Mordor Order! "I'll have a pulled orc sandwich, some onion ring wraiths, and a Sauron shake."
"I'll have a pulled orc sandwich, some onion ring wraiths, and a Sauron shake."
 
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Vast Majority of the 100,000 Mars Trip Volunteers Republican
 Vast Majority Of The 100,000 Mars Trip Volunteers Republican. Well, a Dem is in office and it is the red planet
Well, a Dem is in office and it is the red planet
 
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Snowden's Father Visits His Son in Russia
Snowden's Father Visits His Son In Russia
Vows to be more like son and leak details of visit
 
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NRA and Dems Join Forces?!
NRA And Dems Join Forces?! "It's an 88-Magnum. It shoots through scandals."
"It's an 88-Magnum. It shoots through scandals."
 
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Putin: “I’m Only Gay With the Clergy”
Putin: “I’m only gay with the clergy.” Deluise: “Sure, and I’m da Pope.”
Deluise: “Sure, and I’ma da Pope.”
 
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Saudi Prince Admits to Playing Roman Moronie in Johnny Dangerously
Saudi Prince Admits To Playing Roman Moronie in Johnny Dangerously, "I'm going to cut offa you-oil, you fargin sonamabatches!"
"I'm going to cut offa you-oil, you fargin sonamabatches!"
 
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Train Wreck Spike Linked to Global Warming?
Train Wreck Spike Linked to Global Warming? Or are trains just rebelling against the whole "rail thing"?
Or are trains just rebelling against the whole "rail thing"?
 
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Close Beartanamo Now!
Close Beartanamo Now! A grizzly scene, but at least there's no forced feeding.
A grizzly scene, but at least there's no force feeding.
 
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Hormel Suing for Always Ending up in "The Folder"
Hormel Suing For Always Ending Up In "The Folder", “SPAM is impossible to advertise on the Internet.”
“SPAM is impossible to advertise on the Internet.”
 
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Dying Simpsons’ Co-Creator Leaves Fortune to Moe’s Tavern
Dying Simpsons’ Co-Creator Leaves Fortune to Moe’s Tavern, Moe: “The guy’s an asshole, but I’m still touched.”
Moe: “The guy’s an asshole, but I’m still touched.”
 
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Train Engineer Received Weiner Sext at Time of Crash
Train Engineer Received Weiner Sext At Time of Crash. Spain is outraged, yet strangely aroused.
Spain is outraged, yet strangely aroused.
 
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Remains of Last Republican Politician Who Made Sense Discovered
Remains Of Last Republican Politician Who Made Sense Discovered. Kidding. He was clueless too.
Kidding. He was clueless too.
 
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Study: Dolphins Capable of “Swearing Like Sailors”
Study: Dolphins Capable of “Swearing Like Sailors”, “Yeah, well, F^%$ You , human F^%$ers!!!"
“Yeah, well, F^%$ you, human F^%$ers!!!"
 
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Cruz Dismisses Talk of 2016 Presidential Run
Cruz Dismisses Talk Of 2016 Presidential Run, "Sorry, I have a lot more F-d up things to do in the Senate first."
"Sorry, I have a lot more F-d up things to do in the Senate first."
 
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Palin Weighs in on Detroit Bankruptcy
Palin Weighs In On Detroit Bankruptcy: “That poor city never had a chance after Katrina.”
“That poor city never had a chance after Katrina.”
 
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Fabrication Station
Fabrication Station, Dysfunction junction, what’s their function?
Dysfunction junction, what’s their function?
 
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#1 Putin Critic Freed
#1 Putin Critic Freed...and he's been given a generous head start
...and he's been given a generous head start
 
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Asiana Deems Flight 214 Salvageable
Asiana Deems Flight 214 Salvageable, “It just needs some duct tape.”
“It just needs some duct tape.”
 
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I Hope Michele Bachmann Retires in AZ!
I Hope Michele Bachmann Retires In AZ! Then we’ll be like the band BTO: Bachmann, Brewer, Over Palin (we just have to work on the acronym)
Then we’ll be like the band BTO: Bachmann, Brewer, Over Palin (we just have to work on the acronym)
 
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Cuban-Whistle Crisis: Was Snowden on Plane to Cuba?
Cuban-Whistle Crisis: Was Snowden On Plane To Cuba? "It better be an airport with an F-ing Starbucks!" —Ed Snowden
"It better be an airport with an F-ing Starbucks!" —Ed Snowden
 
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Egypt: Muslim Brotherhood Calls for Calm During Time of Transition
Egypt: Muslim Brotherhood Calls for Calm During Time of Transition, Kidding! They're blowing shit up.
Kidding! They're blowing shit up.
 
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PolitiFact Stock Tanks on News of Bachmann's Retirement
PolitiFact Stock Tanks on News of Bachmann's Retirement
 
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“The IRS Scandal Is Worse Than Watergate” —Peggy Noonan
“The IRS Scandal Is Worse Than Watergate” —Peggy Noonan Next week kids see Noonan jump an embassy in Libya
Next week kids see Noonan jump an embassy in Libya
 
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These Are Not the Freuds You’ve Been Looking For
These Are Not The Freuds You’ve Been Looking For, Some of you may be too Jung to get this joke
Some of you may be too Jung to get this joke
 
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Palin Family Celebrates 4th Reenacting Native Americans First Arrival at Ellis Island
Palin Family Celebrates 4th Reenacting Native Americans First Arrival at Ellis Island
 
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Cardboard Cutout of John Kerry Returns From Israel
Cardboard Cutout of John Kerry Returns From Israel, No peace talks yet, but they enjoyed his company more this time.
No peace talks yet, but they enjoyed his company more this time.
 
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Damage Control: Paula Deen to Pull Entire Line of Fried N****r Fritters
Damage Control: Paula Deen to Pull Entire Line of Fried N****r Fritters, I just hope I can salvage my Porch Monkey Meat Pies”
"I just hope I can salvage my Porch Monkey Meat Pies”
 
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Taliban Negotiations Hinge on Safe Return of Bachmann to Earth
Taliban Negotiations Hinge on Safe Return of Bachmann to Earth
 
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GOP Science Weekly!
GOP Science Weekly! Fetal Masturbation Linked to 3rd Trimester Blindness
Fetal Masturbation Linked to 3rd Trimester Blindness
 
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Acronym Scandal Kit Score (ASKS):
Acronym Scandal Kit Score (ASKS)

Benghazi: WTF?

Solyndra: MGEIP (More Green Energy Investments, Please)

Fast & Furious: HST (Happening Since Truman)

NSA: MPB-GOP (Made Possible By GOP)

AP: MPB-GOP (Made Possible By GOP)

IRS: NLWH (No Link to White House)

Scandal Score Meter Reaches “Meh”

 
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47-Year-Old Discovers Function of Cart Corrals
47-Year-Old Discovers Function of Cart Corrals, "I always thought carts were herd animals."
"I always thought carts were herd animals."
 
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Eric Holder’s I Purged Myself Today Tops Charts
Eric Holder’s I Purged Myself Today Tops Charts
Better than his We Are Never Ever Getting Back the Freedom
 
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Ninja Porn Now Available On The Discord
Ninja Porn Now Available On The Discord, Spot the naked ninjas for cash prizes!
Spot the naked ninjas for cash prizes!
 
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Michelle Obama’s Heckler Added To Terrorist Watch…
Michelle Obama’s Heckler Added To Terrorist Watch…Never mind; drone strike successful
Never mind; drone strike successful
 
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If I Had a More Powerful Telescope, Amy...
If I Had a More Powerful Telescope, Amy...We could see all the way to the GOP base
We could see all the way to the GOP base
 
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Ghetto Shaman Vows to be the First to Fly 23-Ton Lego X-Wing Model
Ghetto Shaman Vows to be the First to Fly 23-Ton Lego X-Wing Model
 
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Boy Scouts Recognize Gay Youths!
Boy Scouts Recognize Gay Youths! Operation Shock and Wedgie to commence
Operation Shock and Wedgie to commence
 
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Obama Linked to Irish Potato Famine of 1845
Obama Linked to Irish Potato Famine of 1845, "We are not ruling out Obama's role in the blight of 1690" — Mitch McConnell
"We are not ruling out Obama's role in the blight of 1690" — Mitch McConnell
 
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I Don't Always Invent Obama Scandals
I Don't Always Invent Obama Scandals, But when I do the IRS audits ME!
But when I do the IRS audits ME!
 
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“Beware the Irrational, However Seductive”
—Christopher Hitchens
“Beware the Irrational, However Seductive” —Christopher Hitchens
 
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Only a 15% chance you just ate cat
 
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Keep calm and Daily Discord
 
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Let's Combine Nationalism, Religion, and Propaganda!
Let's Combine Nationalism, Religion, and Propaganda! What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?
 
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It's Alive, It's ALIVE!
It's Alive, It's ALIVE! Twinkie Resurrection 2013
Twinkie Resurrection 2013
 
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“Why is the President afraid to use the word terrorist?” --Dennis Miller
“Why is the President afraid to use the word terrorist?” --Dennis Miller, Um, maybe he’s too busy killing them?
Um, maybe he’s too busy killing them?
 
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W Says Jeb is the Man for 2016
W Says Jeb is the Man for 2016, Because nepotism has worked out so well in the past
Because nepotism has worked out so well in the past
 
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The Cycle of Wife
The Cycle of Wife She starts off horny and then someone always gets hurt
She starts off horny and then someone always gets hurt
 
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Discord Musical Quest for Fiber Flops!
Discord Musical Quest for Fiber Flops! Well, it beat their Silence of the Cramps
Well, it beat their Silence of the Cramps
 
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As An Avid Shark Week Watcher...
As An Avid Shark Week Watcher...wearing an underwear full of chum on your head is bad.
...wearing underwear full of chum on your head is bad.
 
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Ghidorah vs. Mozilla Flops At Box Office!
Ghidorah vs. Mozilla Flops At Box Office! Well, it was better than Flight of the Netscape Navigator
Well, it was better than Flight of the Netscape Navigator
 
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Republicans Look to Return to a Simpler Time
Republicans Look to Return to a Simpler Time. Don't worry, they say it can't be more than 6,000 years.
Don't worry, they say it can't be more than 6,000 years
 
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Has Anyone Seen My Contact Lens?
Has Anyone Seen My Contact Lens? I think it rolled over by those people I just crushed
I think it rolled over by those people I just crushed
 
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The Shroud Of The Dirty War Has Fallen...
The Shroud Of The Dirty War Has Fallen...Begun The Pope War Has!
Begun The Pope War Has!
 
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CPAC Summary: This Time Let's Get Crazy Right!
CPAC Summary: This Time Let's Get Crazy Right! How do we sell our bad ideas to a broader audience?
How do we sell our bad ideas to a broader audience?
 
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GOP Reveals Vision For Upcoming Budget Negotiations
GOP Reveals Vision For Upcoming Budget Negotiations, Beats their "Deliverance" version
Beats their "Deliverance" version
 
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WHO: A New Wave of Superbugs Pose Dire Threat
WHO: A New Wave of Superbugs Pose Dire Threat
Remember: service guarantees citizenship!
 
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YES, I Realize the Media is Going Down the Shitter…
YES, I Realize the Media is Going Down the Shitter…but Fox has already reached the ocean
But Fox has already reached the ocean
 
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Bart Simpson Claims responsibility for "Nightmare Cruise"
Bart Simpson Claims responsibility for "Nightmare Cruise", Vows, "You’re next QE Poo!"
Vows, "You’re next QE Poo!"
 
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GOP Denies Collapse Of "Conservative Intelligentsia"
GOP Denies Collapse Of "Conservative Intelligentsia", "Hell, we don't even know what that means"
"Hell, we don't even know what that means"
 
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Zano Says It’s Time For Simpson-Bowls!
Zano Says It’s Time For Simpson-Bowls! And the "Free Eric Cartman Now" Committee
And the "Free Eric Cartman Now" Committee
 
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Pope Incinerates Hundreds During Last Public Appearance
Pope Incinerates Hundreds During Last Public Appearance, Final words: "I will watch Rubio's career with great interest"
Final words: "I will watch Rubio's career with great interest"
 
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Angered by the Pope's Resignation God Fires Warning Shot Across Our Bow
Angered by the Pope's Resignation God Fires Warning Shot Across Our Bow
 
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Jindal on Republican Stupidity Crusade!
Jindal on Republican Stupidity Crusade! Proposes Operation GOP/GED
Proposes Operation GOP/GED
 
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Can't Ever Seem to Rent That One Place...
Can't Ever Seem to Rent That One Place...
 
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WARNING: Cialis May Cause Public Bathing in Seperate Bathtubs
WARNING: Cialis May Cause Public Bathing in Seperate Bathtubs
 
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The Discord Will Attend This Event!
The Discord Will Attend This Event!
 
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I Have a Teleprompted Dream!
I Have a Teleprompted Dream!
 
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GOP Furious with Obama's Permanent Changes to the Capitol Building
GOP Furious with Obama's Permanent Changes to the Capital Building, Yeah, well you should see what he did to the Lincoln Memorial
Yeah, well you should see what he did to the Lincoln Memorial
 
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Aliens Determined to Gangnam Style!
Aliens Determined to Gangnam Style!
So far they suck at it.
 
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Oprah Admits to Using Ratings Enhancing Drugs
Oprah Admits to Using Ratings Enhancing Drugs, Armstrong never got a word in edgewise
Armstrong never got a word in edgewise
 
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Israel Warns The Ghetto Shaman is Within a Year of Weaponizing the New Age Movement
Israel Warns The Ghetto Shaman is Within a Year of Weaponizing the New Age Movement
 
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Joe Biden Wrestles Water Pistol From Child's Hand
Joe Biden Wrestles Water Pistol From Child's Hand, "The journey of a 1,000 weapons begins with that little shit who squirted me."
"The journey of a 1,000 weapons begins with that little shit who squirted me."
 
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Republicans Discovered on Galaxy NGC-922
Republicans Discovered on Galaxy NGC-922, It's the one waaaaay to the right
It's the one waaaaay to the right
 
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Clinton Creates Nano-Blood Clot to Avoid Testifying
Clinton Creates Nano-Blood Clot to Avoid Testifying, What will those diabolical Dems think of next?
What will those diabolical Dems think of next?
 
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Homeland Security Bans Seven of Ten Ghetto Shaman New Year's Resolutions
Homeland Security Bans Seven of Ten Ghetto Shaman New Year's Resolutions, The FDA bans the other three
The FDA bans the other three
 
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After The Next Congress Recess What If We Just Change All The Locks On The Capital Building?
After The Next Congress Recess What If We Just Change All The Locks On The Capital Building?
 
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"Why did the Mayans Build the Fiscal Cliffs in the first place?"
"Why did the Mayans Build the Fiscal Cliffs in the first place?" "They were probably Republicans."
"They were probably Republicans."
 
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Man Blows Mayan Apocalypse Plan
Man Blows Mayan Apocalypse Plan, "Fire? Isn't this the long count that ends with flooding?"
"Fire? Isn't this the long count that ends with flooding?"
 
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The Crank Weighs in On Hostess' Recent Liquidation
The Crank Weighs in On Hostess' Recent Liquidation: "Mmmm, liquidation"
"Mmmm, liquidation"
 
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GOP's 'Fiscal Cliff" Negotions Start Where They Should Have A Year Ago
GOP's 'Fiscal Cliff" Negotions Start Where They Should Have A Year Ago, Waking from a coma isn't easy...
Waking from a coma isn't easy...
 
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They're Still Heading for the Fiscal Cliffs of Insanity?
They're Still Heading for the Fiscal Cliffs of Insanity? INCONCEIVABLE!!
INCONCEIVABLE!!
 
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Another 2012 Apocalypse Theory
Another 2012 Apocalypse Theory: The Twinkie Mother Ship Returns...Angry
The Twinkie Mother Ship Returns...Angry
 
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We Should Win A Pulitzer for This!
We Should Win A Pulitzer for This! Check our NRA version, "From my cold, dead Ho-Hos!"
Check our NRA version, "From my cold, dead Ho-Hos!"
 
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Apu Weighs In On Hostess Debacle
Apu Reacts to Hostess Going Chapter 11, "Almost as bad as the Great Squishee Shortage of ‘97"
"It's almost as bad as the Great Squishee Shortage of '97"
 
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Cause of Massive Solar Flare Linked to Petraeus, Benghazi, and Obama
Cause of Massive Solar Flare Linked to Petraeus, Benghazi, and Obama, and possibly Solyndra
And possibly Solyndra
 
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I Remember A Time When Scandals Weren’t Imaginary
I Remember A Time When Scandals Weren’t Imaginary, and they were made right here in America
And they were made right here in America
 
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Twitanic
Twitanic, LIVE HO-HOs! LIVE!
 
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Some of the Magic We Missed
Some of the Magic We Missed, Romney tells neighbor his fav justice pick
Romney tells neighbor his fav justice pick
 
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You Don't Have Romney to Kick Around Anymore
You Don't Have Romney to Kick Around Anymore, Thank the comedy gods Bachmann is still in
Thank the comedy gods Bachmann is still in
 
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Sandy vs Marilyn
Sandy vs Marilyn
 
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Klingons Mourn the Loss of a Kindred Spirit Today
Klingons Mourn the Loss of a Kindred Spirit Today
Klingons Vow to Avenge Romney!
 
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"Voting neo-fascist or neo-Marxist?" asked Piglet. "I prefer Neo from The Matrix," said Pooh.
 
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Happy Halloween from the Discord Staff!
Happy Halloween from the Discord Staff!
 
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I Hope Mitt Lets Me Out Of His Binder Soon
I Hope Mitt Lets Me Out Of His Binder Soon
 
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The Tea Party
The Tea Party
 
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Could you imagine what would have happened to Palin if they'd unleashed the Biden in 2008?
Could you imagine what would have happened to Palin if they'd unleashed the Biden in 2008?
 
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The 2nd Presidential Debate:
The 2nd Presidential Debate: Not as good as Brokefact Mountain
Not as good as Brokefact Mountain
 
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Mitt Romney Has the Invisible Plan
Mitt Romney Has the Invisible Plan, Opening January 20, 2013 (maybe)
Opening January 20, 2013 (maybe)
 
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Romney to "Clean Up" Sesame Street
Romney to "Clean Up" Sesame Street, Will the Count lose his castle? "I'm 1, 2, 3 payments behind mwah, hah, hah."
Will the Count lose his castle? "I'm 1, 2, 3 payments behind mwah, hah, hah."
 
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You Are Trapped in an Invisible Chamber of Energy
You Are Trapped in an Invisible Chamber of Energy, Origin of the Jedi mime trick
Origin of the Jedi mime trick
 
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Rover Finds Life On Mars!
Rover Finds Life On Mars! Jesus, would you Google people give it a rest?!
Jesus, would you Google people give it a rest?!
 
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I Don't Always Appear on The Daily Discord
I Don't Always Appear on The Daily Discord, But when I do, their server crashes me
But when I do, their server crashes me
 
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Tomb of the Unknown Candidate
Tomb of the Unknown Candidate, Let no man say he did not give 53%!
Let no man say he did not give 53%!
 
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Romney Campaign Blaming Chief Strategist
Romney Campaign Blaming Chief Strategist, In his defense, he did already fire Dr. Evil
In his defense, he did already fire Dr. Evil
 
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Sidewalk Artist Hoax: Squats Near Real Sinkhole!
Sidewalk Artist Hoax: Squats Near Real Sinkhole! Dozens fall to their death with hilarious consequences
Dozens fall to their death with hilarious consequences
 
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If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you.
If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you. Jesus on holding in your farts
Jesus on holding in your farts
 
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Awwe, They're So Cute Until You Turn on the Water
Awwe, They're So Cute Until You Turn on the Water, Retinas grow back, right?
Retinas grow back, right?
 
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Umm, What Are You People Selling Exactly?
Umm, What Are You People Selling Exactly?
 
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GOP Reveals Its Vision
GOP Reveals Its Vision, Warning: don't wear if you're from this reality
Warning: don't wear if you're from this reality
 
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If This Is Going To Be A War of Ideas...
If This Is Going To Be A War of Ideas, isn't it time Republicans got some?
..Isn't it time Republicans got some?
 
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The Annual Pine Forest Pick-Up Games Commence
The Annual Pine Forest Pick-Up Games Commence, Shirts and skins decided, awaiting the coin toss
Shirts and skins decided, awaiting the coin toss
 
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Last Data from Curiosity...
Last Data from Curiosity...
"Ahhh, irony"
 
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Fukushima's Mutant Butterflies
Fukushima's Mutant Butterflies, are they a precursor to Mothra?
are they a precursor to Mothra?
 
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The Other Grover's Tacks Pledge...
The Other Grover's Tacks Pledge..."I'll remove these when Cookie Monster can eat what he wants!"
"I'll remove these when Cookie Monster can eat what he wants!"
 
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Romney Palin 2012
Romney Palin 2012, See? The GOP really hasn't learned a fucking thing.
See? The GOP really hasn't learned a fucking thing.
 
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Romney Having a Hard Time Relating to Voters
Romney Having a Hard Time Relating to Voters
Note to self: kiss the baby, don't crush
 
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Can the Ghetto Shaman Save American Idol?
Can the Ghetto Shaman Save American Idol? We sure hope not...
We sure hope not...
 
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At This Point Wild Horses Probably Could
At This Point Wild Horses Probably Could, Just Sayin'...
Just sayin'...
 
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Regime Change at Penn State!
Regime Change at Penn State!
 
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Katie Holmes' Appearance on Oprah
Katie Holme's Appearance on Oprah, Tomkat downgraded to Scatkat
Tomkat downgraded to Scatkat
 
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Kings Draft New Assistant Coach
Kings Draft New Assistant Coach, To keep our 'Beeker Week' rolling along
To keep our 'Beeker Week' rolling along
 
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God Angered By Obamacare Ruling!
God Angered By Obamacare Ruling!
DC plunged into darkness
 
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Chewy Defeats Thurman!
Chewy Defeats Thurman
 
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Is this How Gonzorhea Starts? Or Kermitiya?
Is this How Gonzorhea Starts? Or Kermitiya? Just don’t play banjo music around Miss Piggy
Just don’t play banjo music around Miss Piggy
 
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Mubarak Lives but Hasn't Gone Near the Hamster Wheel or his Water Bottle for Days
Mubarak Lives but Hasn't Gone Near the Hamster Wheel or his Water Bottle for Days
 
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Art's Worst Comeback Attempt Yet?
Art's Worst Comeback Attempt Yet?Beaker & Garfunkle release of Bunsen Burner Blues explodes onto the scene
Beeker & Garfunkle release of Bunsen Burner Blues explodes onto the scene
 
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Evidence of Obama's Fascism Emerges!
Evidence of  Obama's Fascism Emerges! Chant of "Lift it Assholes!" fell on deaf ears
Gibbs' goosestepping never covered by lame stream media
 
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Knowing No Hockey Customs, L.A. Kings Just Stare at Stanley Cup Until Fans Leave
Knowing No Hockey Customs, L.A. Kings Just Stare at Stanley Cup Until Fans Leave, Chant of "Lift it Assholes!" fell on deaf ears
Chant of "Lift it Assholes!" fell on deaf ears
 
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Cost of War in Iraq: $1 Trillion
Cost of War in Afghanistan: $2 Trillion
Cost of War in Iraq $1 Trillion, Cost of War in Afghanistan $2 Trillion, Dismantling the al-Qaeda network for the price of about 57 Drones, priceless
Dismantling the al-Qaeda network for the price of about 57 drones: priceless
 
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Edwards Admits to his Friends, his Family and the World How He Really Wanted to Nail Juror Seven
Edwards Admits to his Friends, his Family and the World How He Really Wanted to Nail Juror Seven
 
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Jesus was a Republican! "Lost Gospel of Palin" Discovered!
Jesus was a Republican! "Lost Gospel of Palin" Discovered! Reveals God's plan: energy, tax cuts, and lift American spirits
Reveals God's plan: energy, tax cuts, and lift American spirits
 
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Paleontologists Admit, "We Just Made this F'ing One Up"
Paleontologists Admit, "We Just Made this F-ing One  Up"
 
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In the Mail Today
In the Mail Today
 
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Mid-Flight Aircraft Mating Rituals Baffle Scientists
Mid-Flight Aircraft Mating Rituals Baffle Scientists
 
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Taken Outside Cokie McGrath's Place
Taken Outside Cokie McGrath's Place, She has that effect on frozen water particles
She has that effect on frozen water particles
 
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Is Bathroom Technology Becoming Sentient?
Is Bathroom Technology Becoming Sentient?
 
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Vetting Process Not Going Well for Christie
Vetting Process Not Going Well for Christie; You should see what they did to Rubio
You should see what they did to Rubio
 
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Altoona Abe Predicts 12 More Months of Darkness
Altoona Abe Predicts 12 More Months of Darkness
 
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Sure the Dark Knight Rises...
Sure the Dark Knight Rises...but does he use Bat Enhancement pills?
But does he use Bat Enhancement pills?
 
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The Land Speaks and We Listen...
The Land Speaks and We Listen, Unless the land says "jump in front of a bus." Then we're like "Fuck you land!"
Unless the land says "jump in front of a bus." Then we're like "Fuck you land!"
 
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Sole Survivor of Japanese Tsunami "Ghost Ship" Speaks!
Sole Survivor of Japanese Tsunami "Ghost Ship" Speaks! He kept saying, "Gojira!! Gojira!!!"
He kept saying, "Gojira!! Gojira!!!"
 
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Obama Dispatches Enterprise to Persian Gulf...
Obama dispatches Enterprise to Persian Gulf, replacing foreign oil with controlled matter/anti-matter reaction
...replacing foreign oil with controlled matter/anti-matter reaction
 
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A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far, Far Away...
A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far, Far Away...Sith Protective Services Intervened, but not before Vader was traumatized
Sith Protective Services intervened, but not before Vader was traumatized
 
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Sarkozy Bitten by Werewolf!
Sarkozy Bitten by Werewolf! Hopes to court the Vampire Diaries, Being Human, and Twilight votes.
Hopes to court the Vampire Diaries, Being Human, and Twilight votes.
 
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Secretaryian Violence Increases in Syria
Secretaryian Violence Increases in Syria; Why are their Secretaries so Angry?
Why are their Secretaries so angry?
 
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Cheney's Doctor Speaks Out on His Controversial Operation
Cheney's Doctor Speaks Out on His Controversial Operation
 
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Dick Cheney "Doing Great" after Heart Transplant
Dick Cheney "Doing Great" after Heart Transplant, although his breath is magnified and a little raspy
Although his breath is magnified and a little raspy
 
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How come we give up all material things when it's your turn to retrieve the Frisbee?
 
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Shocking New DNA Evidence of Wolverine’s Origins!
Shocking New DNA Evidence of Wolverine’s Origins!
 
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