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October 1, 2014
OBAMA DECLARES WAR ON POISONOUS FLORIDA CATERPILLAR • PELOSI: REPUBLICANS ENDANGER CIVILIZATION • ZANO: PELOSI HAS RARE, ACCURATE STATEMENT • WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SEND SHIT FOR THIS MARQUEE/TICKER THING, ZANO! JESUS, WHAT AM I NOT PAYING YOU FOR? —PIERCE WINSLOW • OBAMA ADMITS TO SPENDING ALL NATION'S FLEX-FUNDS ON GOLF, STARBUCKS AND BEER • CONGRESS APPROVES BILL TO...HA HA HAH! KIDDING! CONGRESS DOESN’T APPROVE BILLS • TOP LIBERALS STRESS DIPLOMACY WHEN NEGOTIATING WITH EBOLA VIRUS •
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Presidential All Seeing Eye

Kiester Island

Khamenei Rork and Tattoo Ahmadinejad

Bill Clinton and his Asian Harem

Obama squares of with Gandalf the Gray over Health Care

Tactics to Draw Out Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan Questioned, Danish Mohammed cartoons for sale

Second Inconvenient Truth Linked to Al Gore’s Cross-Dressing

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The Hand of God
Flo Takes Massive Pay Cut Switching to Ailing “News” Blog
Flo Takes Massive Pay Cut Switching to Ailing “News” Blog, "Sometimes it’s about doing the right thing, which this isn’t." —Flo, Regressive Agent
"Sometimes it’s about doing the right thing, which this isn’t."
—Flo, Regressive Agent
 
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Putin Annexes Pabst! Pabst Red Ruskies?
Putin Annexes Pabst! Pabst Red Ruskies? “We will add their Blue Ribbon to our vast array of Olympic medals”
“We will add their Blue Ribbon to our vast array of Olympic medals”
 
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Pope Appoints New Arches Bishop
Pope Appoints New Arches Bishop, Bishop in the Box Mascot is “really pissed”
Bishop in the Box Mascot is “really pissed”
 
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New Ray Rice Elevator Creating Fun and Controversy!
New Ray Rice Elevator Creating Fun and Controversy!…mostly controversy.
…mostly controversy.
 
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Scotland! Scotland! Scotland!
Scotland! Scotland! Scotland! Just be thankful we didn't have to use our Braveheart hanging Cameron's head on Hadrian's Wall thing.
Just be thankful we didn't have to use our Braveheart hanging Cameron's head on Hadrian's Wall thing.
 
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Draco Malfoy to Head Next Benghazi Witch Hunt
Draco Malfoy to Head Next Benghazi Witch Hunt, Witness claims not all documents handed over to 9th committee. 10 points for Slytherin!
Witness claims not all documents handed over to 9th committee. 10 points for Slytherin!
 
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Bigfoot Exonerated for Ripper Deaths!
Bigfoot Exonerated for Ripper Deaths! Scotland Yard: "And he's pissed"
Scotland Yard: "And he's pissed"
 
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Sith Lord Revealed! Cheney Controlling President Through Darkside
Sith Lord Revealed! Cheney Controlling President Through Darkside, Good news: Halliburton stocks soar today
Good news: Halliburton stocks soar today
 
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In Show of Strength Obama Hoists Severed Head of Boehner on Meet the Press
In Show of Strength Obama Hoists Severed Head of Boehner on Meet the Press, And, yes, Boehner was crying
And, yes, Boehner was crying
 
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Bands of Angry Displaced Cactus Roaming the Streets
Bands of Angry Displaced Cactus Roaming the Streets, The only basement in Phoenix floods!
The only basement in Phoenix floods!
 
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Joan Rivers, Best Known for Her Role in the Muppets Take Manhattan, Is Dead at 81
Joan Rivers, Best Known for her Role in the Muppets Take Manhattan, is Dead at 81, Can we blog?
Can we blog?
 
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Hackers Refusing to Release Naked Zano Pics
Hackers Refusing to Release Naked Zano Pics
 
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Dalai Discord Recruits Lama!
Dalai Discord Recruits Lama! In related news, Dalai Lama's Wisdom Questioned
In related news, Dalai Lama's Wisdom Questioned
 
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A Theory Emerges From Ancient Astronaut Ornithologists
A Theory Emerges from Ancient Astronaut Ornithologists
We didn't say it was a good theory.
 
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Burger King Abandons U.S. for Canada!
Burger King Abandons U.S. for Canada! But wait until you try their new Back Bacon Burger!
But wait until you try their new Back Bacon Burger!
 
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Rand's Brand Banned in Fox Land
Rand's Brand Banned in Fox Land
 
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Another Controversial Discord Ad
Another Controversial Discord Ad, For this one, we immediately called the Ross Foundation and turned ourselves in
For this one, we immediately called the Ross Foundation and turned ourselves in
 
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Putting the 'Fun' Back Into Fundamentalism
Putting the 'Fun' Back into Fundamentalism
 
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Orson Calling Mork: Orken Spacecraft Surround Earth!
Orson Calling Mork: Orken Spacecraft Surround Earth! “Mankind must return body of Mork or face utter annihilation,” — Orson
“Mankind must return body of Mork or face utter annihilation,”
— Orson
 
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Obama Asks Bush About That Mission Accomplished Banner
Obama asks Bush About that Mission Accomplished Banner
 
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Lauren Bacall, Best Known for Her Role in Scooby-Doo: the Goblin King, Is Dead at 89
Lauren Bacall, Best Known for Her Role in Scooby-Doo: The Goblin King, is Dead at 89
 
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Homer's Touching Tribute to Robin Williams
Homer's Touching Tribute to Robin Williams, Followed by Groening/Discord Lawsuit
Followed by Groening/Discord Lawsuit
 
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Discord Moment of Silence for Robin Williams
Discord Moment of Silence for Robin Williams, "Fans" requesting moment of silence be extended to 2015
"Fans" requesting moment of silence be extended to 2015
 
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Christie Warns: "I Will Shoot the Next Reporter Who Mentions Bridgegate in the Face"
Christie Warns: "I will Shoot the Next Reporter who Mentions Bridgegate in the Face," Breaking: Christie Shoots Reporter in Face
Breaking: Christie Shoots Reporter in Face
 
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Obama Denies Ordering Airstrikes on Iraq
Obama Denies Ordering Airstrikes on Iraq
 
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Gaza Psychologist Just Doing End of Life Therapy
Gaza Psychologist Just Doing End of Life Therapy
 
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Homer Simpson: the Most Interesting Meme in the World
Homer Simpson: The Most Interesting Meme in the World
 
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Bloom Vs Bieber: High Elf Vs Low Life
Bloom Vs Bieber: High Elf Vs Low Life
 
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Theory Emerges After Appearance of Third Siberian Sinkhole
Theory Emerges After Appearance of Third Siberian Sinkhole,
We didn't say it was a good theory
 
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Discord Interpretation of Recent News Headline Questioned
Discord Interpretation of Recent News Headline Questioned
 
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Local Teen Sleuths Solve Casey Case-um
Local Teen Sleuths Solve Casey Case-um, And he would have gotten away with it to, if it hadn’t been…well, you get the idea.
And he would have gotten away with it to, if it hadn’t been…well, you get the idea.
 
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To Summarize the Distraction That Is the GOP
To Summarize the Distraction that is The GOP
 
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Russia Standing by 10-Minute Rocket Launcher Tutorial for Rebels
Russia Standing by 10-Minute Rocket Launcher Tutorial for Rebels, "There’s only a few buttons. What’s the worst that could happen?”<br />—Vladimir Putin
"There’s only a few buttons. What’s the worst that could happen?”
—Vladimir Putin
 
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Impeachment: You're Doing It Wrong
Impeachment: You're Doing it Wrong
 
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This Just in From Crank Headquarters
This Just in From Crank Headquarters
 
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Secretaryian Violence Increases in Syria
Secretaryian Violence Increases in Syria; Why are their Secretaries so Angry?
Why are their Secretaries so angry?
 
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The 2-Million Tons of Unaccounted for Plastic in Our Oceans Found
The 2-Million Tons of Unaccounted for Plastic in our Oceans Found,
Garbangtua now living comfortably amidst the Pacific Garbage Patch
 
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Women Will Eventually Rule: Zano Interpretation of the Ukraine Ceasefire
Women Will Eventually Rule: Zano Interpretation of the Ukraine Ceasefire,
France left out on purpose.See full feature here.
 
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What Were Republicans, Daddy?
What were Republicans, Daddy?
 
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The Day Obi-Wan Really Started to Worry About His Apprentice
The Day Obi-Wan Really Started to Worry About his Apprentice
 
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Sarah Palin Speaks...Badly
Sarah Palin Speaks...Badly
 
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Stewart Destroys Discord in Daily Show Diatribe
Stewart Destroys Discord in Daily Show Diatribe, “We stand by our reporting on the rise of the Walmart Midgets and the Dancing Hipster Menace,” Pierce Winslow CEO
"We stand by our reporting on the rise of the Walmart Midgets and the Dancing Hipster Menace,” Pierce Winslow CEO
 
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GOP Now Deems ‘Painfully Obvious’ Comments Insightful
GOP Now Deems ‘Painfully Obvious’ Comments Insightful, Well, comparatively it is for them. See the full Zano Iraq feature, here.
Well, comparatively it is for them. See the full Zano Iraq feature, here.
 
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After Supreme Court Ruling Discord Mistakenly Attacks Chick-fil-A
After Supreme Court Ruling Discord Mistakenly Attacks Chick-fil-A, What?! It was Chic-fil-A again, right? Bastards!
What?! It was Chic-fil-A again, right? Bastards!
 
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Ah, to Be a Republican Website for a Day
Ah, to be a Republican Website for a Day, Medication...it couldn't hurt.
Medication...it couldn't hurt.
 
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Should the Discord Have an Age Limit?
Should The Discord have an Age Limit? And should that age limit be well above the expected human lifespan?
And should that age limit be well above the expected human lifespan?
 
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Battle of Biden Hill: Poor Poor Pitiful D?
Battle of Biden Hill: Poor Poor Pitiful D? Or, hard choice to keep promising…
Or, hard choice to keep promising…
 
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Syria Disarms, Despite Republican Opposition
Syria Disarms, Despite Republican Opposition, The Discord got this one right and...uh...that's about it.
The Discord got this one right and...uh...that's about it.
 
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Guy Named Francis Excommunicates Mafia?
Guy Named Francis Excommunicates Mafia? Mafia responds by cutting off all locatelli cheese supplies to Vatican City
Mafia responds by cutting off all locatelli cheese supplies to Vatican City
 
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GOP Unveils New Plan to Take Back White House
GOP Unveils New Plan to Take Back White House, Bullshit! Cruz riding bareback?
Bullshit! Cruz riding bareback?
 
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Who Is the Sith Lord and Who Is the Sithy Boy?
Who is the Sith Lord and Who is the Sithy Boy?
 
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Discord Standing by Their Controversial Kasem Coverage
Discord Standing by Their Controversial Kasem Coverage, What, too soon?
What, too soon?
 
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Obama Visits World's Smallest Museum
Obama Visits World's Smallest Museum, Next stop, Alliance Nebraska for Carhenge
Next stop, Alliance Nebraska for Carhenge
 
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David Brat Seems Pretty Okay for a Tea Bagger
David Brat Seems Pretty Okay for a Tea Bagger, Move away from the image slowly, no sudden moves.<br />Try to ease your finger toward minimize.
Move away from the image slowly, no sudden moves.
Try to ease your finger toward minimize.
 
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David and GOPliath?
David and GOPliath? Cantor now eligible for Obamacare
Cantor now eligible for Obamacare
 
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Zano Playing Ouija With John Lennon Again
Zano Playing Ouija with John Lennon Again, Now imagine if the other half our country understood this.
Now imagine if the other half of our country understood this.
 
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Alternate Timeline: Fox Ramps up Ridicule Over Failure to Rescue Bergdahl
Alternate Timeline: Fox Ramps Up Ridicule over Failure to Rescue Bergdahl, Scienctists estimate that at any one time Republicans can be wrong on the same issue in up to seven dimensions
Scienctists estimate that at any one time Republicans can be wrong on the same issue in up to seven dimensions
 
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Obama Visits Last Operational 80s Video Store
Obama Visits Last Operational 80s Video Store, Witnesses claim he rented all of the Toxic Avenger movies.
Witnesses claim he rented all of the Toxic Avenger movies.
 
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Most Interesting Man in the World Linked to Climate Change
Most Interesting Man in the World linked to Climate Change, Well, it beats our Fry from Futurama theory
Well, it beats our Fry from Futurama theory
 
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Where Climate Change Is Likely to Hit the Hardest
Where Climate Change is likely to Hit the Hardest, Even the GOP's frontal lobes are toast, people. It's that pervasive.
Even the GOP's frontal lobes are toast, people. It's that pervasive.
 
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Discord Staff Turns in Combined 401Ks for Godzilla Endorsement
Discord Staff Turns in Combined 401Ks for Godzilla Endorsement
 
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Biden Refuses Prom Request
Biden Refuses Prom Request…but he agrees to meet girl afterwards on beach
…but he agrees to meet girl afterwards on beach
 
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Obama to Begin "Tough" Action on Head of Veterans Affairs
Obama to Begin "Tough" Action on Head of Veterans Affairs, Will Shinseki face the comfy chair?
Will Shinseki face the comfy chair?
 
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McDonald's PR Pyro Nightmare
McDonald's PR Pyro Nightmare, Fast food giant to postpone bobbing for basket French fries contest
Fast food giant to postpone bobbing for basket French fries contest
 
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GOP Critical of Japanese Response to Giant Lizard
GOP Critical of Japanese Response to Giant Lizard
 
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Obama Visits Leesburg Lunch Pail Museum
Obama Visits Leesburg Lunch Pail Museum,
Next stop: the largest ball of twine in Darwin, MN.
 
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Dean and Sterling? Wonder Twins Unite! Form of Intolerance
Dean and Sterling? Wonder Twins Unite! Form of Intolerance, Michael Richards was unavailable for comment.
Michael Richards was unavailable for comment.
 
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Fox News Finally Charted by the Combined Efforts of Captain Nemo and Sinbad
Fox News Finally Charted by the Combined Efforts of Captain Nemo and Sinbad, Climate change isn’t a problem if you’re lucky enough to live south of Narnia and north of Whoville
Climate change isn’t a problem if you’re lucky enough to live south of Narnia and north of Whoville
 
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Iran Claims to Have Successfully Copied U.S. Drone
Iran Claims to Have Successfully Copied U.S. Drone, It comes in black too for Stealth Bomber Mode
It comes in black too for Stealth Bomber Mode
 
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Discord Summarizes Evolution of Benghazi Hearings
Discord Summarizes Evolution of Benghazi Hearings
 
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Lewinsky's Secret Revealed in Discord Exclusive
Lewinsky's Secret Revealed in Discord Exclusive
 
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Upgrade for Fortune Cookies Now Available
Upgrade for Fortune Cookies Now Available
 
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Family of Botched Executionee Set to Sue Oklahoma
Family of Botched Executionee Set to Sue Oklahoma, Apparently, they are now also planning to sue The Discord.
Apparently, they are now also planning to sue The Discord.
 
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Latest Search for Republican Thought Comes up Empty
Latest Search for Republican Thought Comes Up Empty
 
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Artist Rendition of Hillary's 2020 Presidential Run
Artist Rendition of Hillary's 2020 Presidential Run
 
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Feds: Assassinated Nevada Cows Linked to Al-Qcattle and Heffbollah
Feds: Assassinated Nevada Cows Linked to al-Qcattle and Heffbollah, Netanyahu denying Israeli counterpart, Moossad
Netanyahu denying Israeli counterpart, Moossad
 
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Former Yahoo COO: "$58-Million Severance Will Interfere With My Medicaid and Food Stamps."
Former Yahoo COO: "$58-Million Severance will interfere with my Medicaid and Food Stamps." De Castro also urging Obama to extend unemployment benefits to one percent.
De Castro also urging Obama to extend unemployment benefits to one percent.
 
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Obama Finally Has Putin Where He Wants Him
Obama Finally Has Putin Where He Wants Him, You know what the new Cold War needs? Ferns…and maybe some throw pillows.
You know what the new Cold War needs? Ferns…and maybe some throw pillows.
 
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While Searching for Malaysian Flight GOP Finds Next Benghazi
While Searching for Malaysian Flight GOP Finds Next Benghazi, And the cool thing is, it makes more sense
And the cool thing is, it makes more sense
 
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Jeb Bush V Hillary Clinton 2016
Jeb Bush V Hillary Clinton 2016, Hope they’re not flying American with those stricter weight limits.
Hope they’re not flying American with those stricter weight limits.
 
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New Alzheimer’ Research Helps Mice Find Where They Left Their Car Keys
New Alzheimer’ Research Helps Mice Find where they Left their Car Keys, The implications are profound, or at least that’s what we keep telling our funders.
The implications are profound, or at least that’s what we keep telling our funders.
 
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Sebelius Escorted Out of Hearing by Rocky the Rollout Rodent
Sebelius Escorted out of Hearing by Rocky the Rollout Rodent, I'd say we'd miss you Kathleen, but...Oops this is embarrassing. Please visit our website later.
I'd say we'd miss you Kathleen, but...Oops this is embarrassing. Please visit our website later.
 
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Support From Superheroes for This Site Waning
Support from Superheroes for this Site Waning
 
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And the Runner up for the Worst Joke of the Week Goes To...
And the Runner Up for the Worst Joke of the Week Goes to...Yes...we have worse this week.
Yes...we have worse this week.
 
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Now an Important Summary of Charles Koch's Recent Wall Street Journal Diatribe
Now an Important Summary of Charles Koch's Recent Wall Street Journal Diatribe
 
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Should Terrorist Groups Improve Admission Standards?
Should Terrorist Groups Improve Admission Standards?
 
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No Plane yet but Searchers Find Earhart, Hoffa and the Remote That Fell Between the Cushions
No Plane yet but Searchers Find Earhart, Hoffa and the Remote that Fell Between the Cushions, Sadly, the 18 Minutes of Watergate Footage recovered is too soggy to restore
Sadly, the 18 minutes of Watergate footage recovered is too soggy to restore
 
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At Final Hour Healthcare.gov Tips Over Virtually Injuring Hundreds
At Final Hour Healthcare.gov Tips Over Virtually Injuring Hundreds, Rocky the Rollout Rodent to send personalized eCards to those eInjured
Rocky the Rollout Rodent to send personalized eCards to those eInjured
 
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Benghazi Hearings Cost More Than the Entire Secret Service's Bar Bill in 2013
Benghazi Hearings Cost More than the Entire Secret Service's Bar Bill in 2013, If we dump fiscal conservatism entirely, how much will it save us?
If we dump fiscal conservatism entirely, how much will it save us?
 
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Discord Poll: One in Two Bears Ready to Devour Colbert!
Discord Poll: One in Two Bears Ready to Devour Colbert!
 
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High End Vegas Carnies Make Compelling Pro-Marijuana Case
High End Vegas Carnies Make Compelling Pro-Marijuana Case, It should be a law that you have to watch The Beatles "Love" stoned
It should be a law that you have to watch The Beatles "Love" stoned
 
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Breaking: Europe Shifts All Armies to Iceland
Breaking: Europe Shifts All Armies to Iceland, "All war is based on Discord" —Lao Tzu, The Art of Blog
"All war is based on Discord" —Lao Tzu, The Art of Blog
 
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New Evidence Emerges for Flight 370: the Plot Stiffens
New Evidence Emerges for Flight 370: The Plot Stiffens
 
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Mitch McConnell "Man of Mystery" Meme Takes Net by Storm
Mitch McConnell "Man of Mystery" Meme takes Net by Storm, Well, since we started it, by gentle breeze.
Well, since we started it, by gentle breeze.
 
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Discord Staff Vows to Repeat the Mistakes of Last St. Patrick's Day
Discord Staff Vows to Repeat the Mistakes of Last St. Patrick's Day, "Blog responsibly" —Mick Zano
"Blog responsibly" —Mick Zano
 
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And the Winner of the Dumbest Quote of the 21st Century Goes To...
And the Winner of the Dumbest Quote of the 21st Century Goes to...
 
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Mr. Smith "Nearly Done" Reading the Affordable Care Act
Mr. Smith "Nearly Done" Reading the Affordable Care Act, "I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules," -Jefferson Smith
"I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules," -Jefferson Smith
 
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Discord to Move Away From Content in Favor of 24/7 Pledge Drives
Discord to Move Away From Content in Favor of 24/7 Pledge Drives, With our $50 "Gold" Membership you get a personalized Tweet
With our $50 "Gold" Membership you get a personalized Tweet
 
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U.S. Deploys Cast of Game of Thrones to Crimea
U.S. Deploys Cast of Game of Thrones to Crimea,"I plan to meet Putin where he is," said Obama, "Somewhere in the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros."
"I plan to meet Putin where he is," said Obama, "Somewhere in the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros."
 
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Investigation Uncovers Problem With Sochi Opening Ceremony
Investigation Uncovers Problem with Sochi Opening Ceremony
 
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And the Tasteless Joke of the Year Goes To...
And the Tasteless Joke of the Year Goes to...
 
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Star Trek V Space Case
Star Trek V Space Case
 
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Discord Celebrates First Accurate GOP Prediction of 21st Century
Discord Celebrates First Accurate GOP Prediction of 21st Century
 
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The 80's Called and They Want Their Bad Joke Back
The 80's Called and They Want Their Bad Joke Back
 
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Benghazi Isn’t a Scandal, It’s a Cry for Help
Study: GOP Spends 60% of Time Thinking About Benghazi, Still Don’t Get It, A rebuttal to CapitalismInstitute.org
A rebuttal to CapitalismInstitute.org
 
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On News of Death Zano Downplays Ramis/Discord Feud
On News of Death Zano Downplays Ramis/Discord Feud,
"Ramis was an inspiration to me, but don't hold that against him"
—Mick Zano
 
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The Case for Obama's Impeachment, Part Five: NSA
The Case for Obama's Impeachment, Part Five: NSA
 
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The Case for Obama's Impeachment, Part Four: Benghazi
The Case for Obama's Impeachment, Part Four: Benghazi
 
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The Case for Obama's Impeachment, Part Three: Obamacare
The Case for Obama's Impeachment, Part Three: Obamacare
 
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The Case for Obama's Impeachment, Part Two: Fast & Furious
The Case for Obama's Impeachment, Part Two: Fast & Furious
 
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The Case for Obama's Impeachment, Part One: IRS
The Case for Obama's Impeachment, Part One: IRS
 
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Satellite Confirms the Only Light in N. Korea Is a Motel 6
Satellite Confirms the Only Light in N. Korea is a Motel 6
 
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Market Crashes As Yellen Giggles and Farts Through Confirmation Hearing!
Market Crashes as Yellen Giggles and Farts through Confirmation Hearing! "I was kidding. Come on! Can't you people take a joke?" Janet Yellen
"I was kidding. Come on! Can't you people take a joke?" Janet Yellen
 
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93,000 Liters of Beer Are Lost Each Year in Facial Hair in the UK Alone
93,000 Liters of Beer are Lost Each Year in Facial Hair in the UK Alone, This new look is now a federal mandate. We can't afford to leave this one to state discretion!
This new look is now a federal mandate. We can't afford to leave this one to state discretion!
 
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Reaganomics: Don't Let an Economist Tell You Different
Reaganomics: Don't Let an Economist Tell You Different
 
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Stock in Grumpy Cat Collapses
Stock in Grumpy Cat Collapses
 
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Have You Spoken to Your Kids About Benghazi?
Have You Spoken to Your Kids About Benghazi?
 
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Discord Super Game Coverage
Discord Super Game Coverage: Seattle Has a Football Team?
Seattle Has a Football Team?
 
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The Main Reason Republicans Will Lose the Future
The Main Reason Republicans Will Lose the Future, Kidding! There are dozens.
Kidding! There are dozens.
 
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During SOTU Obama Mentioned Alimony 14 Times and Chardonnay 37 Times
During SOTU Obama Mentioned Alimony 14 Times and Chardonnay 37 Times, Oh...wait...I was watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Oh...wait...I was watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
 
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Egypt Builds Cage for Prospective Leader...Just in Case
Egypt Builds Cage for Prospective Leader...Just in Case, But why not pyramid shape?
But why not pyramid shape?
 
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Hillary Asks Discord to "Stop Helping!"
Hillary Asks Discord to "Stop Helping!" Discord scraps "Hey Joe Biden" image
Discord scraps "Hey Joe Biden" image
 
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Journalism Lives!…umm, on the Left
Journalism Lives!…umm, On the Left
 
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Either Way Christie Was Not Going to Be Nominated
Either Way Christie was Not Going to be Nominated, Today's GOP is only accepting applications from this man.
Today's GOP is only accepting applications from this man.
 
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Obama's Policies Continue to Baffle Millennials
Obama's Policies Continue to Baffle Millennials
 
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Finally a Sensible Bathroom Floor Sign
Finally a Sensible Bathroom Floor Sign
 
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Lines, Lines, Everywhere Are Lines
Lines, Lines, Everywhere Are Lines. Was this by Tollstoy or Tolkien?
Was this by Tollstoy or Tolkien?
 
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Kerry’s Shadow Making Progress in Mideast Peace Talks
Kerry’s Shadow Making Progress in Mideast Peace Talks, Abbas and Netanyahu both think "shadow has better personality, charisma."
Abbas and Netanyahu both think "shadow has better personality, charisma."
 
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God Furious Over Latest Discord Cartoon
God Furious Over Latest Discord Cartoon
 
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North Korea Vows to Change Brown Paneling by 2015
North Korea Vows to Change Brown Paneling by 2015
“And there will be matching drapes long before then!”
—Kim Jong-Un
 
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Massive Home Scrotal Defibrillator Recall!
Massive Home Scrotal Defibrillator Recall!
Today's incident brings new meaning to the words "goodness gracious great balls of fire."
 
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Discord Pushes Boundary of Billboard Ad Decency
Discord Pushes Boundary of Billboard Ad Decency
 
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Discord Sued for Wrecking Another Meme
Discord Sued for Wrecking Another Meme
 
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Dear UPS, Where's My Fishing Pole!!
Dear UPS, Where's My Fishing Pole!! No one is sending me one, but how would you know?
No one is sending me one, but how would you know?
 
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How the Grinch Stole Health Care
How the Grinch Stole Health Care, Oh, the Who-manity!
Oh, the Who-manity!
 
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Are Fish Getting Hooked the Wrong Way?
Are Fish Getting Hooked the Wrong Way? Come on! I'll give you a blowfish.
Come on! I'll give you a blowfish.
 
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I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide
I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide, Sharp dressed men take it in the tush and other bad DDtop jokes
Sharp dressed men take it in the tush and other bad DDtop jokes
 
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Is Dumb Breaking up With Dumber?
Is Dumb Breaking Up with Dumber? I don’t know but Boehner is asking for his Dylan CDs back
I don’t know but Boehner is asking for his Dylan CDs back
 
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Fox News: Putting the ID Back in Ideology
Fox News: Putting the ID Back in Ideology
 
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Congregation Still a Little Cross Over Pastor Prank
Congregation Still a Little Cross Over Pastor Prank
 
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The Daily Discord Is Almost As Good As My Bat Blog
The Daily Discord Is Almost as Good as My Bat Blog
 
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Jong-Un Named As Mandela's Successor
Jong-Un Named as Mandela's Successor. In related news South Africa has stopped all the singing
In related news South Africa has stopped all the singing
 
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Study Deems Windfarms Safe...ish, OK, maybe we should stick with solar...
 
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Proof of an Evolution of Consciousness?
Proof of an Evolution of Consciousness?
 
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Vatican Sets up Special Child Abuse Committee
Vatican Sets Up Special Child Abuse Committee, Nobody expects the Catholic Indiscretions!
Nobody expects the Catholic Indiscretions!
 
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Another Load of Joy Set to Arrive From Japan for the Holidays
Another Load of Joy Set to Arrive from Japan for the Holidays, Well, it's better than what China got us.
Well, it's better than what China got us.
 
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Is Real News Becoming a Distraction From Benghazi?
Is Real News Becoming a Distraction from Benghazi?
 
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If Website Not Fixable 2nd White House Being Constructed to Hide Obama
If Website Not Fixable 2nd White House Being Constructed to Hide Obama, "It worked in Blazing Saddles," —Barack Obama
 
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The Tea Party Band Has All Your Block-a-Billy Favs!
The Tea Party Band has all your Block-a-Billy Favs! Neil Young to make retraction on "Rock-n-Roll will never die" lyric.
Neil Young to make retraction on "Rock-n-Roll will never die" lyric.
 
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Pythons Reunite! Except Yoko Ono
Pythons Reunite! Except Yoko Ono, Stop! This is getting too silly.
Stop! This is getting too silly.
 
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Palin to Ride From Plymouth Reliant to the Gettysburg Address Warning of Health Care Reform
Palin to Ride from Plymouth Reliant to the Gettysburg Address Warning of Health Care Reform, "Just like John Quincy Jefferson," — Sarah Palin
"Just like John Quincy Jefferson," — Sarah Palin
 
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After Latest Deer Attack Daryl Wanted for Questioning
After Latest Deer Attack Daryl Wanted for Questioning, And Steve Martin is suing for plagiarism
And Steve Martin is suing for plagiarism
 
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Pepperidge Farms Alzheimers
 
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To Boldly Punch Someone in the Face
To Boldly Punch Someone in the Face, Witnesses claim.s Stewart did say: Resistance is Futile.
Witnesses claim Stewart did say: Resistance is Futile.
 
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Is Rocky the Rollout Rodent Helping or Hurting Obamacare?
Is Rocky the Rollout Rodent Helping or Hurting Obamacare? Will a congressional hearing determine the whereabouts of Glitchy the Death Panel Pigeon?
Will a congressional hearing determine the whereabouts of Glitchy the Death Panel Pigeon?
 
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Discord Celebrates Its One Thousandth Tea Party Joke
Discord Celebrates its One Thousandth Tea Party Joke
 
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Walkers: They Have Always Been Among Us
Walkers: They Have Always Been Among Us, Gold Medal Winner: Hat tip Sean L.!
Gold Medal Winner: Hat tip Sean L.!
 
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Look, All the Mad Hatters Are at the Tea Party
Look, All the Mad Hatters Are at the Tea Party, Silver Medal Winner: This was similar to my experience
Silver Medal Winner: This was similar to my experience
 
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Hi I’m Daryl. This Is My Zombie Larry and My Other Zombie Larry
Hi I’m Daryl. This is my Zombie Larry and My Other Zombie Larry, Bronze Medal Winner: you could win Zano if all of your jokes weren't 20+ years old!
Bronze Medal Winner: you could win Zano if all of your jokes weren't 20+ years old!
 
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Manscaping: You're Doing It Wrong
Manscaping: You're Doing It Wrong
 
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Bone Knocks Block Off Scout Leader Blockhead
Bone Knocks Block Off Scout Leader Blockhead, Exacts revenge on rock toppling ruffian
Exacts revenge on rock toppling ruffian
 
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Stones Admit to Cameos in Every Walking Dead Episode
Stones Admit to Cameos in Every Walking Dead Episode, "We love the show and they save on makeup" —Keith Richards
"We love the show and they save on makeup"
—Keith Richards
 
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Yoda to Host Fashion Reality Show
Yoda to Host Fashion Reality Show, "Snazzy will you become. Guarantee this I will."
"Snazzy will you become. Guarantee this I will."
 
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On Eve of Nation's Destruction GOP Makes Final Demands
On Eve of Nation's Destruction GOP Makes Final Demands, "We want a pony with white spots! We said WHITE spots!!!" — John Q. Republican
"We want a pony with white spots! We said WHITE spots!!!" — John Q. Republican
 
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New Development Rocks Muppet World!
New Development Rocks Muppet World! “Mee-Mek-Mee! Meek-Me-Mee!!” —Beaker
“Mee-Mek-Mee! Meek-Me-Mee!!” —Beaker
 
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You’re Blaming Obama for the Shutdown?!
You’re Blaming Obama for the Shutdown?! “That’s like blaming the tree that ‘jumped’ in front of Lindsay Lohan’s car”  —Mick Zano
“That’s like blaming the tree that ‘jumped’ in front of Lindsay Lohan’s car” —Mick Zano
 
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The Daily Discord Presents
Daily Discord Presents, Can the GOP count to 60 votes in time save the world?!
Can the GOP count to 60 votes in time to save the world?!
 
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Soylent Stock Soars on D.C. Dysfunction
Soylent Stock Soars on D.C. Dysfunction, God, I hope it's republicans.
God, I hope it's republicans.
 
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Roddenberry's Tactics During Original Series Questioned
Roddenberry's Tactics During Original Series Questioned
 
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Remember When the GOP Just Sucked While in Office?
Remember When The GOP Just Sucked while in Office?
 
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And Now for the GOP's Next Trick
And Now for The GOP's Next Trick, You should their foreign policy repertoire
You should see their foreign policy repertoire
 
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Mr. Burnses of the World Unite Against Obamacare
Mr. Burnses of the World Unite Against Obamacare
"Next they'll want an honest day's work for an honesty day's pay."
 
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Black Parliament Member’s Dinner With Merkel Bombs
Black Parliament Member’s Dinner with Merkel Bombs, “You’re making a German spectacle of yourself.”
“You’re making a German spectacle of yourself.”
 
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Empire's Austerity Measures Impacting Sith Recruitment
Empire's Austerity Measures Impacting Sith Recruitment, Death Star downgraded to planetoid
Death Star downgraded to planetoid
 
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The Popes Come Out! Demand to Be Married in Church!
The Popes Come Out! Demand to be Married in Church! Wonder twins powers activate! Form of Papal!
Wonder twin powers activate! Form of Papal!
 
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Ancient Alien Secrets Revealed!
Ancient Alien Secrets Revealed!
 
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Yoda Turns to the Dark Assad
Yoda Turns to the Dark Assad, "Gassed those rebels, I have. How embarrassing."
"Gassed those rebels, I have. How embarrassing."
 
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Wait, I Can See Affleck As Batman
Wait, I Can See Affleck as Batman
 
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Syria: Operation "Point and Glare" Enters Third Straight Day
Syria: Operation "Point And Glare" Enters Third Straight Day, Two-Finger salute "immanent" and no hand gestures are off the table
Two-Finger salute "immanent" and no hand gestures are off the table
 
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Obama Takes Moment of Silence and Reflection on 9/11 Before Blowing Shit Out of Syria
Obama Takes Moment Of Silence And Reflection On 9/11 Before Blowing Shit Out Of Syria
 
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With Israel Mocking U.S. Weakness Kerry Initiates Operation Point and Glare
With Israel Mocking U.S. Weakness Kerry Initiates Operation Point And Glare, "We may yet initiate Operation Unfriend Assad On Facebook."
"We may yet initiate Operation Unfriend Assad On Facebook."
 
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Syria: Why Wait on Long Lines at Universal to See This Kind of Shit?
Syria: Why Wait On Long Lines At Universal To See This Kind Of Shit?
 
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Voyager: Sends Back First Images From Beyond Solar System
Voyager: Sends Back First Images From Beyond Solar System, NASA: They raise more questions than they answer
NASA: They raise more questions than they answer
 
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Arson at Yosemite? Short Cowboy Sought for Questioning
Arson At Yosemite? Short Cowboy Sought For Questioning, The inferno now threatens the Le Pew Sewage Treatment Plant
The inferno now threatens the Le Pew Sewage Treatment Plant
 
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Obama Leaks His Brief Syrian Intervention Plans
Obama Leaks His Brief Syrian Intervention Plans, Mr. Pickins was unavailable for comment
Mr. Pickins was unavailable for comment
 
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Kerry Makes Hilarious War Gaffe
Kerry Makes Hilarious War Gaffe, "We are certain the Syrian regime is using chemical tampons against their own pimples."
"We are certain the Syrian regime is using chemical tampons against their own pimples."
 
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Commissioner Gordon "Forgets" to Pay Bat Phone Bill
Commissioner Gordon "Forgets" To Pay Bat Phone Bill, After Affleck casting Bat Signal sold to Gotham Hyundai dealership
After Affleck casting Bat Signal sold to Gotham Hyundai dealership
 
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Due to Warming Scientists Move Doomsday Clock!
Due to Warming Scientists Move Doomsday Clock! Luckily Foxeteers can only read digital
Luckily Foxeteers can only read digital
 
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Dr. Phil Also Backing Off His Latest Tweet
Dr. Phil Also Backing Off His Latest Tweet, “Is it okay for really large men to use midgets as a football?”
“Is it okay for really large men to use midgets as a football?”
 
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Labor & Industry, CPS Descend on Wonka Factory
Labor & Industry, CPS Descend on Wonka Factory, Is this Willy’s last wonk?
Is this Willy’s last wonk?
 
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Return of Squidthulhu!
Squidthulhu! For those three Spongebob/Lovecraft fans out there
For those three Spongebob/Lovecraft fans out there
 
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I See You! and Will Take Your Mordor Order!
I See You! And Will Take Your Mordor Order! "I'll have a pulled orc sandwich, some onion ring wraiths, and a Sauron shake."
"I'll have a pulled orc sandwich, some onion ring wraiths, and a Sauron shake."
 
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Vast Majority of the 100,000 Mars Trip Volunteers Republican
 Vast Majority Of The 100,000 Mars Trip Volunteers Republican. Well, a Dem is in office and it is the red planet
Well, a Dem is in office and it is the red planet
 
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Snowden's Father Visits His Son in Russia
Snowden's Father Visits His Son In Russia
Vows to be more like son and leak details of visit
 
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NRA and Dems Join Forces?!
NRA And Dems Join Forces?! "It's an 88-Magnum. It shoots through scandals."
"It's an 88-Magnum. It shoots through scandals."
 
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Putin: “I’m Only Gay With the Clergy”
Putin: “I’m only gay with the clergy.” Deluise: “Sure, and I’m da Pope.”
Deluise: “Sure, and I’ma da Pope.”
 
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Saudi Prince Admits to Playing Roman Moronie in Johnny Dangerously
Saudi Prince Admits To Playing Roman Moronie in Johnny Dangerously, "I'm going to cut offa you-oil, you fargin sonamabatches!"
"I'm going to cut offa you-oil, you fargin sonamabatches!"
 
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Train Wreck Spike Linked to Global Warming?
Train Wreck Spike Linked to Global Warming? Or are trains just rebelling against the whole "rail thing"?
Or are trains just rebelling against the whole "rail thing"?
 
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Close Beartanamo Now!
Close Beartanamo Now! A grizzly scene, but at least there's no forced feeding.
A grizzly scene, but at least there's no force feeding.
 
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Hormel Suing for Always Ending up in "The Folder"
Hormel Suing For Always Ending Up In "The Folder", “SPAM is impossible to advertise on the Internet.”
“SPAM is impossible to advertise on the Internet.”
 
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Dying Simpsons’ Co-Creator Leaves Fortune to Moe’s Tavern
Dying Simpsons’ Co-Creator Leaves Fortune to Moe’s Tavern, Moe: “The guy’s an asshole, but I’m still touched.”
Moe: “The guy’s an asshole, but I’m still touched.”
 
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Train Engineer Received Weiner Sext at Time of Crash
Train Engineer Received Weiner Sext At Time of Crash. Spain is outraged, yet strangely aroused.
Spain is outraged, yet strangely aroused.
 
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Remains of Last Republican Politician Who Made Sense Discovered
Remains Of Last Republican Politician Who Made Sense Discovered. Kidding. He was clueless too.
Kidding. He was clueless too.
 
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Study: Dolphins Capable of “Swearing Like Sailors”
Study: Dolphins Capable of “Swearing Like Sailors”, “Yeah, well, F^%$ You , human F^%$ers!!!"
“Yeah, well, F^%$ you, human F^%$ers!!!"
 
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Cruz Dismisses Talk of 2016 Presidential Run
Cruz Dismisses Talk Of 2016 Presidential Run, "Sorry, I have a lot more F-d up things to do in the Senate first."
"Sorry, I have a lot more F-d up things to do in the Senate first."
 
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Palin Weighs in on Detroit Bankruptcy
Palin Weighs In On Detroit Bankruptcy: “That poor city never had a chance after Katrina.”
“That poor city never had a chance after Katrina.”
 
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Fabrication Station
Fabrication Station, Dysfunction junction, what’s their function?
Dysfunction junction, what’s their function?
 
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#1 Putin Critic Freed
#1 Putin Critic Freed...and he's been given a generous head start
...and he's been given a generous head start
 
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Asiana Deems Flight 214 Salvageable
Asiana Deems Flight 214 Salvageable, “It just needs some duct tape.”
“It just needs some duct tape.”
 
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I Hope Michele Bachmann Retires in AZ!
I Hope Michele Bachmann Retires In AZ! Then we’ll be like the band BTO: Bachmann, Brewer, Over Palin (we just have to work on the acronym)
Then we’ll be like the band BTO: Bachmann, Brewer, Over Palin (we just have to work on the acronym)
 
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Cuban-Whistle Crisis: Was Snowden on Plane to Cuba?
Cuban-Whistle Crisis: Was Snowden On Plane To Cuba? "It better be an airport with an F-ing Starbucks!" —Ed Snowden
"It better be an airport with an F-ing Starbucks!" —Ed Snowden
 
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Egypt: Muslim Brotherhood Calls for Calm During Time of Transition
Egypt: Muslim Brotherhood Calls for Calm During Time of Transition, Kidding! They're blowing shit up.
Kidding! They're blowing shit up.
 
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PolitiFact Stock Tanks on News of Bachmann's Retirement
PolitiFact Stock Tanks on News of Bachmann's Retirement
 
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“The IRS Scandal Is Worse Than Watergate” —Peggy Noonan
“The IRS Scandal Is Worse Than Watergate” —Peggy Noonan Next week kids see Noonan jump an embassy in Libya
Next week kids see Noonan jump an embassy in Libya
 
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These Are Not the Freuds You’ve Been Looking For
These Are Not The Freuds You’ve Been Looking For, Some of you may be too Jung to get this joke
Some of you may be too Jung to get this joke
 
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Palin Family Celebrates 4th Reenacting Native Americans First Arrival at Ellis Island
Palin Family Celebrates 4th Reenacting Native Americans First Arrival at Ellis Island
 
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Cardboard Cutout of John Kerry Returns From Israel
Cardboard Cutout of John Kerry Returns From Israel, No peace talks yet, but they enjoyed his company more this time.
No peace talks yet, but they enjoyed his company more this time.
 
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Damage Control: Paula Deen to Pull Entire Line of Fried N****r Fritters
Damage Control: Paula Deen to Pull Entire Line of Fried N****r Fritters, I just hope I can salvage my Porch Monkey Meat Pies”
"I just hope I can salvage my Porch Monkey Meat Pies”
 
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Taliban Negotiations Hinge on Safe Return of Bachmann to Earth
Taliban Negotiations Hinge on Safe Return of Bachmann to Earth
 
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GOP Science Weekly!
GOP Science Weekly! Fetal Masturbation Linked to 3rd Trimester Blindness
Fetal Masturbation Linked to 3rd Trimester Blindness
 
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Acronym Scandal Kit Score (ASKS):
Acronym Scandal Kit Score (ASKS)

Benghazi: WTF?

Solyndra: MGEIP (More Green Energy Investments, Please)

Fast & Furious: HST (Happening Since Truman)

NSA: MPB-GOP (Made Possible By GOP)

AP: MPB-GOP (Made Possible By GOP)

IRS: NLWH (No Link to White House)

Scandal Score Meter Reaches “Meh”

 
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47-Year-Old Discovers Function of Cart Corrals
47-Year-Old Discovers Function of Cart Corrals, "I always thought carts were herd animals."
"I always thought carts were herd animals."
 
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Eric Holder’s I Purged Myself Today Tops Charts
Eric Holder’s I Purged Myself Today Tops Charts
Better than his We Are Never Ever Getting Back the Freedom
 
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Ninja Porn Now Available On The Discord
Ninja Porn Now Available On The Discord, Spot the naked ninjas for cash prizes!
Spot the naked ninjas for cash prizes!
 
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Michelle Obama’s Heckler Added To Terrorist Watch…
Michelle Obama’s Heckler Added To Terrorist Watch…Never mind; drone strike successful
Never mind; drone strike successful
 
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If I Had a More Powerful Telescope, Amy...
If I Had a More Powerful Telescope, Amy...We could see all the way to the GOP base
We could see all the way to the GOP base
 
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Ghetto Shaman Vows to be the First to Fly 23-Ton Lego X-Wing Model
Ghetto Shaman Vows to be the First to Fly 23-Ton Lego X-Wing Model
 
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Boy Scouts Recognize Gay Youths!
Boy Scouts Recognize Gay Youths! Operation Shock and Wedgie to commence
Operation Shock and Wedgie to commence
 
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Obama Linked to Irish Potato Famine of 1845
Obama Linked to Irish Potato Famine of 1845, "We are not ruling out Obama's role in the blight of 1690" — Mitch McConnell
"We are not ruling out Obama's role in the blight of 1690" — Mitch McConnell
 
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I Don't Always Invent Obama Scandals
I Don't Always Invent Obama Scandals, But when I do the IRS audits ME!
But when I do the IRS audits ME!
 
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“Beware the Irrational, However Seductive”
—Christopher Hitchens
“Beware the Irrational, However Seductive” —Christopher Hitchens
 
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Only a 15% chance you just ate cat
 
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Keep calm and Daily Discord
 
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Let's Combine Nationalism, Religion, and Propaganda!
Let's Combine Nationalism, Religion, and Propaganda! What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?
 
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It's Alive, It's ALIVE!
It's Alive, It's ALIVE! Twinkie Resurrection 2013
Twinkie Resurrection 2013
 
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“Why is the President afraid to use the word terrorist?” --Dennis Miller
“Why is the President afraid to use the word terrorist?” --Dennis Miller, Um, maybe he’s too busy killing them?
Um, maybe he’s too busy killing them?
 
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W Says Jeb is the Man for 2016
W Says Jeb is the Man for 2016, Because nepotism has worked out so well in the past
Because nepotism has worked out so well in the past
 
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The Cycle of Wife
The Cycle of Wife She starts off horny and then someone always gets hurt
She starts off horny and then someone always gets hurt
 
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Discord Musical Quest for Fiber Flops!
Discord Musical Quest for Fiber Flops! Well, it beat their Silence of the Cramps
Well, it beat their Silence of the Cramps
 
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As An Avid Shark Week Watcher...
As An Avid Shark Week Watcher...wearing an underwear full of chum on your head is bad.
...wearing underwear full of chum on your head is bad.
 
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Ghidorah vs. Mozilla Flops At Box Office!
Ghidorah vs. Mozilla Flops At Box Office! Well, it was better than Flight of the Netscape Navigator
Well, it was better than Flight of the Netscape Navigator
 
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Republicans Look to Return to a Simpler Time
Republicans Look to Return to a Simpler Time. Don't worry, they say it can't be more than 6,000 years.
Don't worry, they say it can't be more than 6,000 years
 
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Has Anyone Seen My Contact Lens?
Has Anyone Seen My Contact Lens? I think it rolled over by those people I just crushed
I think it rolled over by those people I just crushed
 
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The Shroud Of The Dirty War Has Fallen...
The Shroud Of The Dirty War Has Fallen...Begun The Pope War Has!
Begun The Pope War Has!
 
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CPAC Summary: This Time Let's Get Crazy Right!
CPAC Summary: This Time Let's Get Crazy Right! How do we sell our bad ideas to a broader audience?
How do we sell our bad ideas to a broader audience?
 
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GOP Reveals Vision For Upcoming Budget Negotiations
GOP Reveals Vision For Upcoming Budget Negotiations, Beats their "Deliverance" version
Beats their "Deliverance" version
 
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WHO: A New Wave of Superbugs Pose Dire Threat
WHO: A New Wave of Superbugs Pose Dire Threat
Remember: service guarantees citizenship!
 
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YES, I Realize the Media is Going Down the Shitter…
YES, I Realize the Media is Going Down the Shitter…but Fox has already reached the ocean
But Fox has already reached the ocean
 
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Bart Simpson Claims responsibility for "Nightmare Cruise"
Bart Simpson Claims responsibility for "Nightmare Cruise", Vows, "You’re next QE Poo!"
Vows, "You’re next QE Poo!"
 
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GOP Denies Collapse Of "Conservative Intelligentsia"
GOP Denies Collapse Of "Conservative Intelligentsia", "Hell, we don't even know what that means"
"Hell, we don't even know what that means"
 
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Zano Says It’s Time For Simpson-Bowls!
Zano Says It’s Time For Simpson-Bowls! And the "Free Eric Cartman Now" Committee
And the "Free Eric Cartman Now" Committee
 
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Pope Incinerates Hundreds During Last Public Appearance
Pope Incinerates Hundreds During Last Public Appearance, Final words: "I will watch Rubio's career with great interest"
Final words: "I will watch Rubio's career with great interest"
 
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Angered by the Pope's Resignation God Fires Warning Shot Across Our Bow
Angered by the Pope's Resignation God Fires Warning Shot Across Our Bow
 
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Jindal on Republican Stupidity Crusade!
Jindal on Republican Stupidity Crusade! Proposes Operation GOP/GED
Proposes Operation GOP/GED
 
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Can't Ever Seem to Rent That One Place...
Can't Ever Seem to Rent That One Place...
 
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WARNING: Cialis May Cause Public Bathing in Seperate Bathtubs
WARNING: Cialis May Cause Public Bathing in Seperate Bathtubs
 
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The Discord Will Attend This Event!
The Discord Will Attend This Event!
 
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I Have a Teleprompted Dream!
I Have a Teleprompted Dream!
 
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GOP Furious with Obama's Permanent Changes to the Capitol Building
GOP Furious with Obama's Permanent Changes to the Capital Building, Yeah, well you should see what he did to the Lincoln Memorial
Yeah, well you should see what he did to the Lincoln Memorial
 
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Aliens Determined to Gangnam Style!
Aliens Determined to Gangnam Style!
So far they suck at it.
 
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Oprah Admits to Using Ratings Enhancing Drugs
Oprah Admits to Using Ratings Enhancing Drugs, Armstrong never got a word in edgewise
Armstrong never got a word in edgewise
 
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Israel Warns The Ghetto Shaman is Within a Year of Weaponizing the New Age Movement
Israel Warns The Ghetto Shaman is Within a Year of Weaponizing the New Age Movement
 
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Joe Biden Wrestles Water Pistol From Child's Hand
Joe Biden Wrestles Water Pistol From Child's Hand, "The journey of a 1,000 weapons begins with that little shit who squirted me."
"The journey of a 1,000 weapons begins with that little shit who squirted me."
 
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Republicans Discovered on Galaxy NGC-922
Republicans Discovered on Galaxy NGC-922, It's the one waaaaay to the right
It's the one waaaaay to the right
 
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Clinton Creates Nano-Blood Clot to Avoid Testifying
Clinton Creates Nano-Blood Clot to Avoid Testifying, What will those diabolical Dems think of next?
What will those diabolical Dems think of next?
 
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Homeland Security Bans Seven of Ten Ghetto Shaman New Year's Resolutions
Homeland Security Bans Seven of Ten Ghetto Shaman New Year's Resolutions, The FDA bans the other three
The FDA bans the other three
 
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After The Next Congress Recess What If We Just Change All The Locks On The Capital Building?
After The Next Congress Recess What If We Just Change All The Locks On The Capital Building?
 
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