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April 20, 2018
I GAVE UP GIVING UP THINGS FOR LENT FOR LENT • OBAMA DECLARES WAR ON POISONOUS FLORIDA CATERPILLAR • PELOSI: REPUBLICANS ENDANGER CIVILIZATION • ZANO: PELOSI HAS RARE, ACCURATE STATEMENT • WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SEND SHIT FOR THIS MARQUEE/TICKER THING, ZANO! JESUS, WHAT AM I NOT PAYING YOU FOR? —PIERCE WINSLOW • OBAMA ADMITS TO SPENDING ALL NATION'S FLEX-FUNDS ON GOLF, STARBUCKS AND BEER • CONGRESS APPROVES BILL TO...HA HA HAH! KIDDING! CONGRESS DOESN’T APPROVE BILLS •
Topics Arts & Culture  Authenticity of Discord Star Wars Trailer Questioned  The Captain & Tennille Split Up: Millions Rejoice  Letterman STILL Saying Goodbye Somewhere in New Zealand!  Plague Outbreak Slows Down Discord Production  Zano V Rhythm  Cosby’s Giving Me a Woody  Hipsters  Western Breweries Fight Drought With New Extra Dry IPA  Spring Is in the Err  Stephen Hawking Names Daily Discord "Greatest Threat to Mankind" More... News & Politics  During Memorial Day Speech Obama Chooses to Honor Those on Welfare  Legends and Lies Airs on Fox  Cluttered White House Lawn Becoming Impossible to Mow  Another Day, Another Discord Retraction  Points: Why Republicans Don’t Seem to Make Any  Godzilla No Longer Willing to Fight ISIS  The Bush's Plundered & Pruned the Hedges of Many Small Villages!  These Are Not the Drones You Are Looking For  Jeb Wants Everyone to Know He'd Make the Same Mistakes As Hillary  Benghazi Investigation Shifts Focus to Big Rock Near Spain More... 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Contributors Mick Zano  Authenticity of Discord Star Wars Trailer Questioned  Legends and Lies Airs on Fox  Another Day, Another Discord Retraction  Points: Why Republicans Don’t Seem to Make Any  Jurassic Cluck?  Godzilla No Longer Willing to Fight ISIS  The Bush's Plundered & Pruned the Hedges of Many Small Villages!  These Are Not the Drones You Are Looking For  Jeb Wants Everyone to Know He'd Make the Same Mistakes As Hillary  Benghazi Investigation Shifts Focus to Big Rock Near Spain More... Pokey McDooris  Argumentative Deficiencies and the Zano Doctrine  Too Big to Debate: Pokey V Zano V Mayweather  From Common Core to Common CAIR  The Civil Wrong Movement  That Which We Call a Radical by Any Other Name  Our ‘Unalienable Rights’ Have Nothing to Do With Ancient Aliens, Zano  Final Thoughts on the Culture War Zano Debate  The Ebola Spring  Is the Constitution Obsolete in This Zano Nation?  Battle Beneath the Planet of Benghazi More... Tony Ballz  The Captain & Tennille Split Up: Millions Rejoice  Cosby’s Giving Me a Woody  Hipsters  My Shitty Kids  Music Is Still Free!  The Kennedy Center Nominees Looked Like a Strange Bunch This Year  A Tale of Two Stations  High Life in the Pines Indie Music Festival: Featuring Lit  Danzig, Black Sabbath and Jesus  Guided by Voices: Crescent Ballroom, Phoenix 6/15/14 More... Alex Bone  Plague Outbreak Slows Down Discord Production  Paranormal Entities Sue Discord Over Rights Infringements  Coach, What Do We Do If Stanton Can't Play?  Jack Primus Thwarts Conservative Attempt to Reanimate Undead Voters  Discord CEO Moves All Reporters Into a 1957 Winnebago  Parmesan Cheese Newest Tool in Battle Against Drug Addiction  The Forces of Yig Gain Major Foothold in the Crawdad Apocalypse War  Breaking: Alex Bone Has an Alien Chest-Buster Living Inside Him  Bike Rider’s Blues: Schwinning!  Dolphin Mothers Boycott Discord More... 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