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June 18, 2013

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Ask The Ghetto Shaman

Dear Ghetto Shaman,

The Mayans were truly amazing people, but what is cosmogenesis and the galactic code?

Joan Drummond

Albany, NY

Dear Joan,

Cosmowhowhatsas? The Battlestar Galacticode is on Friday nights on the Sci-Fi Channel. I believe it’s about Cylons, not Mayans.

The Ghetto Shaman

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