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May 25, 2013
MY SON, DEREK, WAS KILLED BY STORM TROOPERS DURING THE CLONE WARS... AND ALL THE HALDOL DECANOATE INJECTIONS IN THE WARD CAN'T CHANGE THAT • READ ZANO'S LATEST FEATURE ON SCANDALS... IT ENDS WITH THE WORST GROANER IN DISCORD HISTORY • CHECK OUT THE MOTHER ROAD/DESCHUTES BREWERY FEATURE... IT ENDS WITH OUR FIRST VIDEO PREVIEW EVER!!! • LUCKY $500M WINNER IN FLORIDA HELPS OUT THOSE POOR SOULS IN OKLAHOMA...OK, WELL, THEY SHOULD • UFO SIGHTINGS HAVE INCREASED 400% IN COLORADO SINCE LEGALIZATION • BAD TIMING ALERT: WE PUT UP THE TORNADO BIT BEFORE THE REAL TORNADO HIT... THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS TO THOSE FOLKS IN OKLAHOMA • "IF THE GOP STARTED DEFENDING OBAMA, ONLY THEN WILL HE RESIGN IN DISGRACE" -- MICK ZANO •
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Dear Ghetto Shaman,

How does one Awaken the Shaman? I hear this a lot lately and would love to hear your take.

Wendy

Boise, ID



Dear Wendy,

Awakening the Shaman is key! You are very wise. I would approach by the feet or shins and gently nudge me while calling my name softly. Otherwise I wake up swinging. Trust me, you don't want that.

The Ghetto Shaman
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