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May 22, 2013
LUCKY $500M WINNER IN FLORIDA HELPS OUT THOSE POOR SOULS IN OKLAHOMA...OK, WELL, THEY SHOULD • UFO SIGHTINGS HAVE INCREASED 400% IN COLORADO SINCE LEGALIZATION • BAD TIMING ALERT: WE PUT UP THE TORNADO BIT BEFORE THE REAL TORNADO HIT... THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS TO THOSE FOLKS IN OKLAHOMA • "IF THE GOP STARTED DEFENDING OBAMA, ONLY THEN WILL HE RESIGN IN DISGRACE" -- MICK ZANO • "THIS IS NO ORDINARY SCANDAL" – PEGGY NOONAN • "TRUE, ORDINARY SCANDALS TEND TO MAKE SENSE AND ARE ASSOCIATED WITH SOMETHING CALLED FACTS" – MICK ZANO • SENIOR CITIZEN PROSTITUTION RING CAUSES OUTRAGE, NAUSEA •
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Ask The Ghetto Shaman

Dear Ghetto Shaman,

The key to success is treating every special lady like she’s the only special lady. I know, this sounds simple but trust me brothers...it’s not! The first step is to keep them separated. No good comes from mixing these two groups of fierce females unless of course you’re interested in near death experiences. The next step is to keep all important dates, names, and events separate. There’s nothing like giving "Cindy" a gift for "Candy’s birthday.

Blair



Dear Blair,

What is the question you crazy ass bitch? I answer the questions...you ask the question. How could you possibly mess this up? But you should read my book Balancing Being & Bimbos. It’s a game changer for any and all players.

The Ghetto Shaman

P.S. Crazy bitch

Ask your question, bitch...
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