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April 18, 2014
AS SNEEZING DEATHS RISE IN 14 STATES, CONSERVATIVE THINK TANK LINKS BRUTAL ALLERGY SEASON TO OBAMACARE • AS PART OF A LIBERAL PLOY, COASTAL CITIES ACROSS THE GLOBE DUMPING BILLIONS INTO "CLIMATE CHANGE" FLOOD PREVENTION • DEPRESSION INCREASES CHANCE OF SADNESS IN COSTLY DISCORD STUDY • RETRACTION: OUR HEADLINE "MICK ZANO TO REPLACE JOHNNY CARSON" SHOULD HAVE READ "STEPHEN COLBERT TO REPLACE DAVID LETTERMAN" • FOX NEWS POLL: ONLY FOUR PEOPLE ON OBAMACARE AND THEY ALL HATE IT • FRANTIC MESSAGE FROM FLIGHT 370'S BLACK BOX, "BATTERY RUNNING LOW. PLEASE PLUG IN THE AC ADAPTER." • OBAMA PROMOTES ECONOMIC OPPURTUNTIES FOR WOMEN "BUT NOT IN THIS COUNTRY" •
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Khamenei Rork and Tattoo Ahmadinejad

Bill Clinton and his Asian Harem

Obama squares of with Gandalf the Gray over Health Care

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Second Inconvenient Truth Linked to Al Gore’s Cross-Dressing

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The Hand of God
Hillary Asks Discord to "Stop Helping!"
Hillary Asks Discord to "Stop Helping!" Discord scraps "Hey Joe Biden" image
Discord scraps "Hey Joe Biden" image
 
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Obama's Policies Continue to Baffle Millennials
Obama's Policies Continue to Baffle Millennials
 
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Discord Sued for Wrecking Another Meme
Discord Sued for Wrecking Another Meme
 
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Proof of an Evolution of Consciousness?
Proof of an Evolution of Consciousness?
 
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Yoda to Host Fashion Reality Show
Yoda to Host Fashion Reality Show, "Snazzy will you become. Guarantee this I will."
"Snazzy will you become. Guarantee this I will."
 
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New Development Rocks Muppet World!
New Development Rocks Muppet World! “Mee-Mek-Mee! Meek-Me-Mee!!” —Beaker
“Mee-Mek-Mee! Meek-Me-Mee!!” —Beaker
 
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The Daily Discord Presents
Daily Discord Presents, Can the GOP count to 60 votes in time save the world?!
Can the GOP count to 60 votes in time to save the world?!
 
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Roddenberry's Tactics During Original Series Questioned
Roddenberry's Tactics During Original Series Questioned
 
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Return of Squidthulhu!
Squidthulhu! For those three Spongebob/Lovecraft fans out there
For those three Spongebob/Lovecraft fans out there
 
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I See You! and Will Take Your Mordor Order!
I See You! And Will Take Your Mordor Order! "I'll have a pulled orc sandwich, some onion ring wraiths, and a Sauron shake."
"I'll have a pulled orc sandwich, some onion ring wraiths, and a Sauron shake."
 
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These Are Not the Freuds You’ve Been Looking For
These Are Not The Freuds You’ve Been Looking For, Some of you may be too Jung to get this joke
Some of you may be too Jung to get this joke
 
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Only a 15% chance you just ate cat
 
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Another 2012 Apocalypse Theory
Another 2012 Apocalypse Theory: The Twinkie Mother Ship Returns...Angry
The Twinkie Mother Ship Returns...Angry
 
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Twitanic
Twitanic, LIVE HO-HOs! LIVE!
 
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The Tea Party
The Tea Party
 
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I Don't Always Appear on The Daily Discord
I Don't Always Appear on The Daily Discord, But when I do, their server crashes me
But when I do, their server crashes me
 
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Obama Dispatches Enterprise to Persian Gulf...
Obama dispatches Enterprise to Persian Gulf, replacing foreign oil with controlled matter/anti-matter reaction
...replacing foreign oil with controlled matter/anti-matter reaction
 
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Shocking New DNA Evidence of Wolverine’s Origins!
Shocking New DNA Evidence of Wolverine’s Origins!
 
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Where is the Supercommittee Now?
Where is the Supercommittee Now? Who the hell cares?
Who the hell cares?
 
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Cantaloupe Attacks More Brazen!
Cantaloupe Attacks More Brazen! Fruit threat level raised to orange
Fruit threat level raised to orange
 
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"You've Got a Friend in Cheez-it" Campaign Causes Controversy
"You've Got a Friend in Cheez-it" Campaign Causes Controversy
 
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A Story of One Man's Incompetence...and Incontinence
A Story of One Man's Incompetence...and Incontinence
 
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Never Mind those Mayans...
Never Mind those Mayans...
 
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The Faces of Math
The Faces of Math, Don't be a Statistic
Don't be a statistic
 
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Join the Navy, we're not compensating for anything
 
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I don't always read the Discord
I don't always read the Discord, but when I do I throw up my Dos Equis
But when I do I throw up my Dos Equis
 
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We Have No Good Nominees? This Late?
We Have No Good Nominees? This Late? Release the KRAKEN!!!
Release the KRAKEN!!!
 
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The Daily Discord...
The Daily Discord, for some piece of mime
For some piece of mime
 
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Etrade Baby Arrested on Insider Trading Charges
Etrade Baby Arrested on Insider Trading Charges, Will he be tried as an adult?
Will he be tried as an adult?
 
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Mattel to Introduce Moose Murder Barbie!
Mattel to Introduce Moose Murder Barbie!
Beverly Akerman MSc: Sarah Palin: Moose Murder Barbie Steeps at Mega Tea Party
 
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Critics Accuse NRA of Marketing to Children
Critics Accuse NRA of Marketing to Children, Well, it's better than ballis-tic-tac-toe
Well, it's better than ballis-tic-tac-toe
 
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Send in the Envoy:
Calling in the Envoy: If anyone can talk Gaddafi down, it's the Burger King mascot
If anyone can talk Gaddafi down, it's the Burger King mascot
 
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Decision 2012, The New Face of Roulette
Decision 2012, The New Face of Roulette, I'll take barrel #4
I'll take barrel #4
 
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The Discord's Beatifcation of Pope John Paul II
The Discord's Beatifcation of Pope John Paul II
 
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Ghetto Shaman Set to Take D.C. by Storm!
Ghetto Shaman Set to Take D.C. by Storm!
But will the Shaman stop wanking to O'Donnell ads long enough to attend?
 
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Tactics to Draw Out Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan Questioned
Danish Mohammed cartoons for sale
 
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You Shall Not Pass!!!!
You Shall Not Pass!!!!...Desperate to stop Obamacare, Republicans enlist Gandalf the Grey
Desperate to stop Obamacare, Republicans enlist Gandalf the Grey
 
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Parachuting from Responsibility to Profit
Parachuting from Responsibility to Profit...And it’s worth ever penny…
And it’s worth ever penny…
 
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I want to believe Balloon Boy
 
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Jacko's Doctor Speaks Out: Sure I Moved the Body...
Jacko's Doctor Speaks Out: Sure I Moved the Body.........would you leave Neverland willingly?
...would you leave Neverland willingly?
 
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I Don't Care What You Do to Me...
I Don't Care What You Do to Me......I won't wear those damned ears.
I won't wear those damned ears.
 
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Kill Bill HR 3200
 
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Obama Claims Dealing with Iran is Not Difficult
Obama Claims Dealing with Iran is Not Difficult...You just need to understand the dynamics involved
You just need to understand the dynamics involved
 
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Maersk Line's Answer to Somali Pirates
Maersk Line's Answer to Somali Pirates...The new MV Maersk Phalanx
The new MV Maersk Phalanx
 
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Newly Leaked CIA Torture Pics Raise More Questions than They Answer
Newly Leaked CIA Torture Pics Raise More Questions than They Answer
 
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Ode to Nunchaku
Ode to Nunchaku...How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
 
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Romer Picked to Head Economic Advisory Council
Romer Picked to Head Economic Advisory Council...Yabba Dabba Dough!
Yabba Dabba Dough!
 
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Kiester Island
Kiester Island...Where Karl Rove should be exiled if he fails to testify before Congress
Where Karl Rove should be exiled if he fails to testify before Congress
 
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Universal healthcare soup kitchen
 
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2008 Election: Redneck Reaction
2008 Election: Redneck Reaction
 
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With Heath Ledger gone will it really be a problem finding the next Joker?
With Heath Ledger gone will it really be a problem finding the next Joker?
 
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Discord Discovers Shriver Secret Identity
Discord Discovers Shriver Secret Identity
 
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Osama bin Ladin's mission acomplished
 
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George Bush's all seeing eye
 
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The Campaign Slogan That May Have Cost Him The Nomination
The Campaign Slogan That May Have Cost Him The Nomination
 
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Discord Videos
Coming Soon! Summer of 2014! or Thereabouts
Coming Soon! Summer of 2014! Or Thereabouts
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Discord's Daily Discharge
Discord's Daily Discharge
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 Discord Super Game Coverage
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 Hillary Asks Discord to "Stop Helping!"
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 Journalism Lives!…umm, on the Left
 In Rare Show of Force Zeus Blasts Jesus
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