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February 6, 2012
WE'RE NOT BIG FOOTBALL FANS HERE AT THE DISCORD, BUT THIS SATURDAY IS THE SUPER GAME... OR SUNDAY. RIGHT, SUPER GAME SUNDAY • THE DAILY DISCORD: WHERE THE TODAY SHOW GOES FOR ITS NEWS... THEY'RE FOLLOWING US ON TWITTER. SHHHHH • GOP FEARS DEFENSE CUTS COULD CUT DOWN ON NEOCONS' ABILITY TO PUFF OUT CHESTS AS MUCH • THE GHETTO SHAMAN WILL NO LONGER BE HOSTING ALL THINGS DISCOURAGED, INSTEAD WE ARE HAPPY TO INTRODUCE SPIRITUAL QUESTIONS, INAPPROPRIATE ANSWERS • DAILY DISCORD STAFF VERY CLOSE TO FIGURING OUT WHAT S.O.T.U. ACRONYM STANDS FOR • THE SUN IS ANGERED WITH THE GINGRICH SURGE, SPEWS WORST SOLAR RADIATION STORM IN SEVEN YEARS • WAS THE GINGRICH SURGE TOO MUCH FOR JOE PA? •
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There is one thing, well WAY more than just one, that annoys the hell out of me about our “faithful” and “allegiant” United States Government.   First off, I personally consider myself patriotic, as long as the government does the right thing and doesn’t tell me what to do.  They don’t know what’s best for me!  Why does the ever-so-powerful-&-liberating U.S. government think they can dictate my lifestyle?  Shouldn’t ordinary people be able to make our own decisions without organizations like the FCC, Child Protective Services, NAACP, ACLU and a host of other acronym-laden organizations (ALO) getting in the way?  Hell, we can’t even make our own decisions in the comfort of our own home anymore.  And it seems like every decision we do offends some dipshit organization or another.

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