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May 26, 2013
IMPROVING ECONOMY CRIPPLING IMPACT OF GOP'S SCANDAL-CREATING EFFORTS • MY SON, DEREK, WAS KILLED BY STORM TROOPERS DURING THE CLONE WARS... AND ALL THE HALDOL DECANOATE INJECTIONS IN THE WARD CAN'T CHANGE THAT • READ ZANO'S LATEST FEATURE ON SCANDALS... IT ENDS WITH THE WORST GROANER IN DISCORD HISTORY • CHECK OUT THE MOTHER ROAD/DESCHUTES BREWERY FEATURE... IT ENDS WITH OUR FIRST VIDEO PREVIEW EVER!!! • LUCKY $500M WINNER IN FLORIDA HELPS OUT THOSE POOR SOULS IN OKLAHOMA...OK, WELL, THEY SHOULD • UFO SIGHTINGS HAVE INCREASED 400% IN COLORADO SINCE LEGALIZATION • BAD TIMING ALERT: WE PUT UP THE TORNADO BIT BEFORE THE REAL TORNADO HIT... THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS TO THOSE FOLKS IN OKLAHOMA •
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