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May 18, 2012
WILL THE ROMNEY CAMP COUNTER OBAMA’S LATEST WEDGY ISSUE WITH A PURPLE NURPLE OR A WET WILLY? • STUDY SUGGESTS KEEPING FLESH-EATING BUG AS PET A "BAD IDEA" • NEW DRUG "DEVIL'S BREATH" CAN WIPE MEMORY AND BLOCK FREE WILL... CAN IT EXPLAIN MODERN DAY CONSERVATIVES? • RUSSELL BRAND HAS RARE NORMAL DAY WHERE HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING MORTIFYINGLY PSYCHOTIC • HOLLANDE SAUCED AT FRENCH PRESIDENTIAL VICTORY PARTY... SORRY, WE JUST WANTED TO BE THE FIRST TO MAKE THAT JOKE • FDA BANS USE OF PINK SLIME IN ALL MEAT PRODUCTS... THE SUBSTANCE TO BE REPLACED WITH PULP-BASED INDUSTRIAL FIBER FLAKES BY 2013 • ABBOTTABAD DOCUMENTS DEPICT BIN LADEN AS HUGE DENVER NUGGETS FAN •
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