Tag Archive for Tweets from God

God Backtracking On Initial Trump Support: “I Only Attended Every Trump Rally Because I’m Omnipresent”

 

Tweet HeavenAccording to several reliable archangel sources, God’s patience and enthusiasm for the new U.S. administration is waning. Evangelical poster-child Pat Robertson spoke with the supreme being this morning for over an hour on the phone. Since that discussion, Robertson is preparing to either make a retraction of his earlier statement, namely how ‘Trump is God’s candidate’, or he will be announcing his new career in the food service industry. Fingers crossed, heathens!