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Trump Awards Contract To Domino’s: Food And Drinks Anywhere In Puerto Rico In 30 Minutes Or Your Money Back!

Tweet TowerAs the criticism of the federal response to hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico continues, El Presidente has hatched a plot to save the people of that fair territory. President Trump intends to award a 400-million dollar contract to Dominos pizza. In short order, the franchise is expected to set up a chain of pizza shops designed to sustain the people of Puerto Rico indefinitely.