Tag Archive for comedy
Muppet Marriage Mayhem! Mrs Bigoty V Miss Piggity?
by Mick Zano •
Elizabethtown, KY—The Muppets are up in arms over controversial comments made by Kentucky clerk, Kim Davis. Not only is she refusing to marry gays, but she is now refusing to marry Muppets. Ms. Davis told The Discord, “I think if a Muppet marries another Muppet we are some how condoning a form of bestiality. I am not marrying Ernie and Bert and I am certainly not allowing a marriage between Grover and Gonzo, when I don’t even know exactly what the F they are.”
Ernie and Bert plan to file a lawsuit on the Kentucky court in question. “We shouldn’t have to put up with this shit,” said Bert. “I put up with enough shit from Ernie—always making me wear a French maid’s outfit. I’m sick of it!”
Senator John Q. Republican added, “You can’t give these Muppets an inch or they’ll take a mile. Remember when they took Manhattan? Yeah, well I do. Screw those fuzzy little bastards.”
This Week’s Dumb Text Of The Week Goes To…
by Mick Zano •
Discord Server Endorses Hillary Siri Ticket 2016
by Mick Zano •
Putin Responds To Photographs Depicting Scarecrow Guarding Chinese Border
by Mr. Sherman •
More scare tactics, or is this the beginning of another Crow War?
Trumping The Establishment: Kiss The Ring, Bitches
by Mick Zano •
The emergence of a Trump, or someone like him, was predictable. I know I’ve been a little hard on my republican friends over the last 10K posts but, to the Discord’s credit, Pokey and I tried a “bridging gaps” approach to politics long ago. We’ve both been keenly aware of our media’s demise and our polarizing trajectory. Despite our best efforts, here we aren’t. Pokey is now a AM radio-listening Limbaughite and I’m now entertaining the idea of endorsing Bernie “Socialist” Sanders. No polarization going on here… It’s sad really, when you stop to blog about it.
“I am rubber and you’re glue, whatever you say about me, it sucks to be you.”
—Donald Trump
The Discord Celebrates 11 Weeks Of The Trump Candidacy
by Mr. Sherman •
Low-Truth High-Fibber Diet Taking Its Toll On Party Poopers
by Mr. Sherman •
Discord Gets Exclusive Photo At Biden/Warren Secret Meeting
by Mick Zano •
Washington, DC—Elizabeth Warren admitted to the press today that when Vice President Joe Biden asked her to be his running mate, “Shit got a little weird.” Biden is considering Warren as a potential running mate, but he chose to pop the question to her amidst his own raucous Hawaiian-themed nudist pot party.
The released photo, above, has many believing this ticket is already dead on arrival. When Elizabeth Warren was questioned about her fashion faux pa, a hand shaped bra, she said, “Look, I either get a bra with Biden’s hands already fondling me, or I have to contend with the genuine article. I was choosing the lesser of two evils. For the next party I just need to CYA, if you follow.”
