Dumb Texts

This page is dedicated to the non stop dumb ass texts that are exchanged regularly between Discord Staff. Each week we pick our favorite to share with our four fans.

The View from My Guinness: A Stout Pours in Sedona

Posted: March 31, 2011

I have been living in northern Arizona for almost a few years now and I have both loved and loathed nearby Sedona. It’s such wonderful place, a place sacred to both the Hopi and hobo alike, and yet there’s always something missing. One thing that comes to mind is the lack of a well poured Guinness—actually, any Guinness for that matter.

Since Switching To IPAs I Haven’t Noticed This Phytoestrogen ‘Man Boob’ Thing… At All

Posted: July 1, 2015

Flagstaff, AZ—I moved to the southwest several beers ago and I have since shifted my tastes toward more western-style IPAs. Brewifest Destiny? Now I have come to discover, via a recent NPR segment, that hops are the direct cause of man boobs. And here I though it was because of my addiction to Cheese Doodles…

Made in the Shade Brew Fest: Bring Sunscreen

Posted: June 30, 2011

Flagstaff, AZ—Brew Fests…what are they? Why would someone attend these things? What are the inherent dangers? They don’t want you to know any of this, but I think the information in this post is crucial. Here are ten simple rules that can save your life at such an event. So let’s go do the hop.