Dumb Texts

This page is dedicated to the non stop dumb ass texts that are exchanged regularly between Discord Staff. Each week we pick our favorite to share with our four fans.

Since Switching To IPAs I Haven’t Noticed This Phytoestrogen ‘Man Boob’ Thing… At All

Posted: July 1, 2015

Flagstaff, AZ—I moved to the southwest several beers ago and I have since shifted my tastes toward more western-style IPAs. Brewifest Destiny? Now I have come to discover, via a recent NPR segment, that hops are the direct cause of man boobs. And here I though it was because of my addiction to Cheese Doodles…

Top Ten Fictitious Drinks and Places to Enjoy Them

Posted: January 8, 2009

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster – The Restaurant and the End of the Universe
Fudd– The Beer & Brawl, Spittle County
Moloko– Korovs Milk Bar (for all your ultra-violence needs)

Top 10 Guinness Pours in Tucson Revealed!

Posted: February 26, 2014

Tucson is an interesting town. I immediately got a sense of the local color here, which is beige. All color in Arizona, local or otherwise, is some derivative of beige. Upon pulling into town I was greeted by a man yelling out of his car window, “Pick a lane, asshole!” and I thought, “Wow, I’m home.”