Guess The Pope’s Final Tweet for Cash Prizes!

Guess The Pope’s Final Tweet for Cash Prizes!

Vatican City—In conjunction with God, the Daily Discord is offering cash, cars, and sexual favors (missionary style only) for the person who comes the closest to guessing the upcoming last tweet of his Holiness the Pope. Pope Benedict the whatshisface is bowing down and this time with no ill intentions toward children. He is planning his farewell tweet on February 28th, but here are the rules. The Discord staff gets to go first, which can be translated roughly as the rest of you don’t stand a chance, or in Latin, “Vos autem nolite stare liceator!” If you still want to play, just submit your Pope tweet by hitting our contact button or this groovy hyperlink here. Oh, and did we mention all submissions must be in Latin?

Pierce X. Winslow
Cum Sinite parvulos ad me. Oh, dixi quod ex magna? (Suffer the little children to cum on me. Oh, did I say that out loud?)
9:26 AM – 22 Feb 13
14 Retweets 9 Favorites

Mick Zano
Iam operor ego adepto keys ut Pope Mobile? (Now do I get the keys to the Pope Mobile?)
9:32 AM – 22 Feb 13
0 Retweets 0 Favorites

Erisa Brahe
Quamdiu omnibus gratias ichthys! (So long, and thanks for all the Jesus fish.)
9:48 AM – 22 Feb 13
5 Retweets 3 Favorites

The Crank
Ego teneo tamen haud one….NO UNUS pulsatus leviculus hat! (I know I’m stepping down, but no one….NO ONE touches the silly hat!)
9:55 AM – 22 Feb 13
7 Retweets 2 Favorites

The Ghetto Shaman
Videre vos post, Bitches! Viva las Vegas! (See you later, Bitches!  I’m going to Vegas.)
10:03 AM – 22 Feb 13
6548 Retweets 2569 Favorites

Sandra Day O’Connor
That was a lifetime appointment! Quitter! (Sorry, Sandra, Latin submissions only)
10:20 AM – 22 Feb 13
10 Retweets 6 Favorites
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