After “No Hell” Bomb, Pope Tweets “And the Bible’s Kind of a Shit Show”

After "No Hell" Bomb, Pope Tweets "And The Bible's Kind of a Shit Show"

Vatican City—His holiness The Pope angered most of his followers today after another “drunk tweeting” session that left many questioning their faith. The Tweet, which was immediately deleted by the Vatican, stated, “Why don’t more of you throw beads when I’m on the balcony? Where’s the love?”

The Pope is barely recovering from his controversial decision to unfriend the Dalai Lama last week on Facebook, after posting, “Someone says they’re my friend but they’re really not! You will find out soon what I mean.”

The Pope claims his controversial online behavior is not contradictory at all. “I can’t make heads or tails of The Bible, lots of smiting and killing and genocide. Hell, if I want that shit I’ll read the Koran.”

The Pope is downplaying what is coming to be called his “Blood of Christ” tweeting. “I don’t overindulge when I’m online, I’m more of a weekend crusader.”

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