Phoenix, AZ – The Daily Discord’s own Mick Zano was interrogated shortly after the explosion, in Garner, NC, of a Slim Jim Jerky Plant. Mr. Zano became a ‘person of interest’ after one of his recent articles eerily foreshadowed events on June 8th at ConAgra foods. Zano claims his condemnation of all jerky products only days before the massive explosion was merely “an unfortunate coincidence.”
Zano went on to say, “Think about it, if somebody doesn’t like abortion clinics, they wouldn’t go around blowing them up.”
No one has seen or heard from Mr. Zano since that last statement and rightly so.
CEO of the Daily Discord, Pierce Winslow, is on the record as stating, “I will do everything in my power to see that Mick receives a fair execution.”
As much as Winslow finds Zano “morally reprehensible,” the prospect of promoting the Crank to head comedy writer fills him with an even deeper dread. Furthermore, Mr. Winslow denies allegations that he has contacted the Jerky Boys for legal counsel.