I thought your essay on Love, Spirituality, and Spooge was revolting. Can’t you find something better to do with your free time than demean women? You give New Age a bad name!
Free time? I’ll have you know I’m inappropriate to women in the workplace too. Well, if I were gainfully employed, that is. But, ahhh, maybe you should give my latest book a miss, Inner Paths to Pussy. Just saying.