Lodi, NJ—The Discord’s Bald Tony met with Frankie Vincent, of Sopranos and Goodfellas fame, to discuss their “situation” with a radicalized, extremist pop-band known as Devo. This group is threatening violence in response to intentions to destroy several Duran Duran albums during the Discord’s highly controversial event Burn Duran Day.
Bald Tony reports negotiations at an undisclosed location over pasta went well last night.
Vincent told the Discord staffer, “Consider the problem solved. They’re nerds.”
Bald Tony reports the meeting was cordial but intimidating.
“I just kept thinking, no Mafia jokes, no Mafia jokes, no Mafia jokes…then, the first thing out of my mouth is, ‘so this horse’s head, Joe Pesci, and a Port Authority employee walk into a bar…’”
It all ended well, apparently, although no one has seen or heard from Tony since Operation Cannoli went into effect yesterday evening.
“We underestimated the response,” said Discord CEO, Pierce Winslow. “We had no idea how many people still liked Duran Duran. We have suspended Burn Duran Day indefinitely, and we are probably just going to go drinking instead.”
When asked if any members of the Daily Discord might forge ahead with the scheduled album burning, Winslow said, “No. They really like drinking. Besides, they’re not worried about any backlash; they just don’t finish anything they start. Take this post, for example, they were supposed to…