You are not crazy, my friend. You are suffering from a spiritual crisis. You’re right, you do not need lithium, you need medical marijuana. You do not need a societal intervention, you need a spiritual one. I can assist you with this. Where many others only see a bottle of Tequila, we see a Guardian Spirit. Where others only see fart jokes, we see the Dance of the Four Winds.
The Ghetto Shaman
P.S. But you do not need to start your journey with two Goddesses. So if you send me one Goddess, I will raise you one Shaman King.